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CHAPTER SIXTEEN-> BED RIDDEN
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2024-10-29 19:42:56Hospitals.... Ugh... I bet no one loves it here. This is by far the worst place anyone could be in— whether you are visiting or staying because of one reason or another, this place will definitely give you the creeps. But all in all, hospital puddings are the best. That shit unlocks all your taste buds and that’s the only thing that makes staying in this hell hole worth it.
So instead of celebrating my victory over Gyllou I am stuck here feeling nauseous maybe that’s from too much pudding. Let’s kick of today’s confession, shall we?
IN A HOSPITAL THEY THROW YOU OUT INTO THE STREET BEFORE YOU ARE HALF CURED, BUT IN A NURSING HOME THEY DON’T LET YOU OUT TILL YOU ARE DEAD
- GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
28-OCTOBER-2019
Halloween in the Woods family has been a day we let our monsters run wild. Dad t
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