“Hi, my name is Joan, Joan Fitzgerald, I’d like to have your number, I really like you.”
“I have a boyfriend, thank you” she gave me that smile without even stop walking to talk to me.
I gave a signal to Jake, so he did bring the white Rolls-Royce, and give me the keys, so I got in; of course, all of that was serving a purpose or an experiment to see how she will react.
Her reaction was expected, she just ran to me and all the wonder marks were obvious on her face, like the others, her first words were “Is that car is yours?”
I didn’t want to waste my time, therefore; I started the car engine and went away.
“Wait…!” she stopped Jack “…is that his car?”
I came back, did some drifts, and took Jack; a strong black bald man, he was about two meters tall with the great suit on his skin, and that beard on his face made him invincible.
-That's man was my handsome loyal bodyguard...-
“I thought I was going to die… thanks for saving my ass,” Jake said as getting in the car.
“I’m your boss, how can you use those words in my presence…” I said seriously.
“Hahahaa…” I didn’t control myself, and the laughter began flying everywhere in the car.
“Dude, look at your face… I’m joking man,” I said while laughing and driving Rolls-Royce in the middle of the streets.
-I forgot to mention that he wasn’t just my bodyguard, he was my man, and like a brother to me.-
He was putting on the seat belt “Careful with the road.”
“I don't need to remind you that you did swear that you will never tell me what to do again”
“But I’m your bodyguard man! It’s my job.”
I lost control of my emotions, “Dude…! You’re not my bodyguard, you’re my brother,”
He became emotional too “Thanks man, I appreciate it”
“So, how many experiences we…”
My speech was interrupted by a dog which was in the middle of the road, and thank God, I turned the wheel at the last moment, but I just made it worse since I sent the car directly to a woman; in her thirties, and hit it with the car.
Quickly, we exited and went to check on her, we found her in pain though it didn’t look so bad, thanks to Jake who lifted the handbrakes,
“It's not so bad,” I said in a calm accent.
She gave me that scary look “Seriously! You broke my leg and you still talking…!”
I answered her in rage “why are you yelling…? It wasn’t on purpose; moreover, we weren’t even at full speed when we bumped into you!” She did have a broken leg though.
-That’s was my problem, I was snippy, and didn’t know when to talk and when to shut up, every word comes to my head I just say it without thinking of consequences.-
“Come on man! Let me handle this” Jake whispered in my ear and went back to the woman.
“Ma'am, please, don’t worry, we already called an ambulance, and excuse my friend, he is a little nervous.” He said while patting at her shoulder.
She began yelling again “Nervous! What about me, what I should say; I have a son to pick up from school in less than half-hour.”
Jake was calming her and the people were looking at us like it was a movie, “What are you looking at? Huh, don’t take pictures you assholes! It’s not a movie here!” In an angry accent, I started shouting.
After less than five minutes the ambulance came and took the poor woman to the hospital and I asked Jake to go with her, when the ambulance has gone I noticed her wallet on the road, I went to check it and I saw her identity card; The name was Sara William, born in 1990, plus the place of birth, and with the card, there was a picture of a sweet blond kid with a pretty face and an innocent look, his name was written under behind the pic, so I thought “he must be her son, I should go and pick him up for her.”
I entered my car again which was damaged a little in the front, I fixed my costume and my makeup, –I will explain later, - together with opening the GPS looking for the schools around, I found just two schools, the first school was far 25minutes walking, the second one was about an hour.
It was obvious that he studied in the first one, so I went there full of excitement.
When I arrived I went to look but I found that this school was closed, because of the renovation work.
I thought I was smart, but the second school was one hour far on foot, but if you have a car you can get there in ten minutes.
I didn't have too much time as I got so far from the school, so, this time I changed the car to the sport mode and went as fast as I could, the adrenaline was floating in my body, I just wished to arrive at one piece, "thank you God!" that what happened.
I was exactly in time; the students were everywhere and I started looking for the target.
“No…it’s not you…no… damn it where is him?” I was touching the kids in order to find Joshua; the son of the woman I hit.
Suddenly, I heard “You creepy!”
I turned around and found a mature woman staring at me with her bulging eyes, “Oh! I’m not a creepy mam, I just…”
She interrupted me with her screaming “A Creep! A Creep! Someone help me here!”
-I mean what's wrong with people today? And then, I remembered my costume, actually, I really looked like a creepy, but those were just a cover for the people to don’t recognize me and know that I’m the famous billionaire Joan Birmingham.-
After few seconds, I found myself surrounded by four people and two of them were cops, I tried to explain to them that I was harmless, but that was the big issue that I always hate in humans; judging the book by the cover.
I knew that they will not listen to me, and my eyes caught the kid I was looking for, so, I decided that it was time to use my skills, and bring the chick back to his egg, -that’s wasn’t funny…-
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“You better be careful of, I have some skills, you know,” I said in confidence, but I literally put my dignity in the mud; because of a little girl who came behind me and crashed my balls with her tiny leg and said, "You know you deserved it."I fell to the ground, rolling, they began laughing at me, and I gathered myself and stood up again.Seriously! How lucky I was! She didn't leave yet and returned to give me another KiB; Kick in the balls.I wanted to scream but I couldn’t, because she was a little girl, plus even if I wanted to I couldn’t “You slut!” so I whispered.-I began wondering; what I did to deserve this, I remembered the woman who I broke her leg, all I can say is that I saw the justice of God immediately, broken legs means broken eggs…-All the people weren’t able to control themselves of laughing, I stood up again but this time I was taking caution, I took the fighting position with
“What…?”While panting he said, “He wasn’t in the garden, I searched everywhere.”Sara got so scared, her blond face began turning to yellow, her lips started trembling and the pink in her cheeks vanished. “Ma’am please, don’t worry, He won't have a place to go, he is just around here,” I tried to calm her.“No, no, no…” she tried to stand up, but we stopped her because she was about to hurt herself, I looked at her eyes “Sara! Look at me! I promise that I will bring him to you even on my dead body.”She gazed into my eyes for a moment, “I believe you, but you have to know that if you didn’t find him, then don’t wait for me, because I will get you and I will murder you.”-Just, to give you advice for your safety; Do not mess with a mom when it comes to her children.-She wasn’t joking or just speaking; she looked like a serial
Before I got to the door, I heard voices, I wasn’t sure about it but when I entered the room I found Joshua in on his mom’s bed chatting with each other, I entered a wonder on my face “Josh? Where have you been?”He didn’t answer me, but his mom did “Hey! Look, Mr. creepy is here…”“When you found him?” I asked.“Just after you went out, he came to me.”“Are you serious…? We were out searching all that time on your son, and he was here…!” In anger accent I said.“Shill out…!” she said coldly.I interrupted her “No! Don’t tell me to shill! You don’t know anything; you caused a lot of damage, you destroyed me bitch, you gave me the worst 45 minutes in my life… I mean, just look at my shirt... this was a bad joke…”“First of all, don’t say bad words in front of the kid, se
“You don’t know him?” Jake asked Sara.“No, who is he?”“Ok, ask Wikipedia, they have the answer…Hahaha!” Jake laughed.I pointed with my finger to him, “that’s why I love you, bro.”She did take her phone to search; I interrupted her “Type Joan…”“Joan Fitzgerald, I know; I saw it on your card…”“No, it is Joan Birmingham” I answered with a smile on my face and full of pride.“Joan Birmingham…” she talked to herself.“Don't you want to ask why or how my real name wasn’t written on the identity card?”“No, it’s obvious that you don’t want people to…”Her son completed her speech, “to know you…”“Jake this family is going to make me crazy…” they really began annoying me with their intellig
“So…What should I do?” “See… I told you…” she spoke to her child and smiled. She didn’t give me attention, “Lady! I’m talking to…” “And I’m speaking with my son here, at least show me some respect.” The crazy mom’s accent changed to be offensive. “Listen to me carefully, I’m going to do what you said to me, but if you keep up with this manner, I swear of god I will…” “What? You will do what? Dumped me…? Leave me…? Do it…! And show us who you really are; The Arrogant Rich Prince…!” She succeeded in making me angry; I never thought that I would lift my hand on a lady, that’s time was different as she touched a sensitive nerve, I couldn’t control my anger, especially when she told me that I inherited those characteristics from my dead father. I walked to her while she was laying on the bed and tried to slap her; I lifted my hand and I was about to do it, after that, I woke up in Jake’s arms. I had a terrible headache, a pa
He asked, “What did you say?”I answered, “No, it’s nothing…Um, where is the car?”An orange taxi car appeared in the turn next to the hotel, “Here it is…”Jake said.“Ok then, see you…” when the taxi car stopped I got in it, and before I closed the door the little girl came back again to tell me “How could the Handsome Prince ride in a taxi, you are a cheater…” she ran into me to hit me; I didn’t control myself as I remembered all the pain she caused before, so I screamed, but Jake hold her until I closed the car’s door.“Go, go…” I spoke with the driver.He started the engine and went, “where to? Sir,” he asked.“To the Capital Street, please.”“Man, I don’t mean to offend, but that’s street is not built for people like you and me…”“What do you mean?&rd
The call he did was to send a message, and the interpretation I could get to it was; the message splits into two parts;-Superficial meaning; it said that I work in silence and don’t show to people or anyone that I’m doing a good thing.-Deep meaning; and it is not hundred percent true, but it made me worry too much because I began thinking that one of the closest people to me is not like he pretends.-As I was walking in the middle of the street heading to my house, -or should I call it my castle; it was so big,- looking at the Capital’s roads and houses; and wondering how they look so peaceful from the outside, and all the happiness is drawn on all the faces of the families there, I started talking to myself “How they can be happy? How they can live happily despite all the hurt and the damages they caused to others? Does one of them have any drop of consciousness, and aren’t they feeling guilty?”Too many accusations, and for
“Sweetie!” with her radiant face and her shiny smile, Tina; the principal maid; responsible for all castle's workers always knows how to cheer me up. I never treated her like a maid because she never treated me like a stranger. I was like her grandson. I hugged her back, “Hey! Tina…! How are you doing?” “I' am fine, get in…” she welcomed—though it was my house, all of us in the castle felt like Tina was the owner, and everyone used to listen to her, even me and Jake. And she was fighting me many times when she sees me acting bad or doing inappropriate in order to be a good man, or once I exited the house and the atmosphere is cold, she used to run to me and gave me a coat and insisted on wearing it even if I didn’t want. -I remember once, at three and before my mom passed away, I got sick while mom was working in the lab; she stayed all night awake, taking care of me, however, that wasn’t all. One moment that night, I hardly opened my eyes to fi
-I knew it.-I put on my seatbelt and said, “I think you have chosen the right dream.”“Thank you… Joan.”“Okay, let’s go home.”“Um… I… My shift is done an hour ago.”“Oh, why you didn’t tell me?” he surprised me“You needed me, so…”He made me feel terrible; he was taking the humiliation in non-working hours; I didn’t think that an apology would solve the problem.“Where do you wanna go?”“I gotta and buy some stuff for my family.”“What stuff…? I’m sorry for sticking my nose, you don’t need to answer.”“No, don’t worry about it, but I dunno actually, maybe some vegetables and fruits.”“I can take you,” I said in confidence.“No, no, you don’t have to.”“Nope, w
I went to the car while trying my best to hide the jubilant features on my face, but what can I say; I am not that guy. I kept my eyes down and got in the car. The moment I lift my head, Brandon was smiling and looking weirdly. “What?” I asked because he confused me. He passed his hands and tried to tickle me. “Mission passed… Mr. Romeo.” “Man, I’m still your boss.” It was an embarrassing situation. The words I said made Brandon transformed into seriousness mode. He started the engine, put his hands on the wheel, and prepared. -It gave me a feeling like he was forced to work as a bodyguard because his personality belong to a pizza delivery man or a sales agent.- “Can I ask you a question?” “Yes sir,” He answered. While trying to dry my jacket, I asked, “Do you have a family?” “Yes sir.” “I told you before, don't to call me sir! Okay.” “Okay… ” He looked sad. “It’s all right, and w
I noticed what I was going to say. I spoke to myself, “What the heck! What am I doing?” “I’m in a lot of problems.” I felt idiotic. “Oh! And what I’m supposed to do, you’re a billionaire, solve it!” she yelled. “M… My bad,” I mumbled. She moved back to the hospital. I began thinking that it was such a bad idea, coming to a woman I barely know her full name. Maybe Jake was right; I was not thinking clearly. I rode the car in desperation and sorrow. Brandon came over and sat beside me. In a regretting move, I put my head on the wheel, looking down and wishing that I didn’t come here. “Hmm… Are you okay, boss?” Brandon in a faint tone. After a few seconds, “What do you think?” I responded. As smiling, he said, “I think she is gorgeous.” “No dummy, what do you think about me, not her… ” he looked stupid. “I… I think you are gorgeous too… ” Brandon got embarrassed since he was a blond, his cheeks turn
“Is she…?” I wanted to confirm.He looked bummed, “Yes, she is… “Tina was wondering, “who is Beatrice…?” loudly.I said, “A gold-digger!” and he said, “A model!” at the same time.After, we stared at each other for a moment.-Beatrice Markova; a gold-digger, works as a model. She is not famous a lot, however, she’s drop-dead gorgeous; she almost got me in her trap with her magic; it’s a long story, but I knew she did what she did because of my money.-“Bro, don’t say that!” he warned me, using his finger.I laughed, “Don’t pretend you care!”“I do care. She is my future wife!” he shouted.I couldn’t hide my rage also, “Future wife! Don’t crack me up, she is a gold-digger.”“No, she is not!” he stood up and hit the chair on the ground.I tried to calm him
“You have a plan?” I whispered. “Yes, but it needs to be done as soon as possible.” He said. “Ok, but what is the goal of this plan?” “My mom needs the help, but she will not accept it… The only thing to change her mind is…” The features of his face transformed to sadness as he continued, “… Is to be fired from her job.” I said, “Fire her…!” he surprised me. He answered, “Yes, that’s the only way…” “And then, what?” “Then, you leave it to me, but you need to help her as you said.” I didn’t like the idea, “ok, let us supposed that she got fired, and I helped her, what will happen when her leg healed?” “It depends on you; if you are ready to help her and take the responsibility, let’s do the plan, otherwise, just leave it…” I thought for a while and talked to myself, “Okay… If I helped her, I need to take responsibility, I want to, but I don’t know if I’m ready to take the risks and relate myself,
“Sweetie!” with her radiant face and her shiny smile, Tina; the principal maid; responsible for all castle's workers always knows how to cheer me up. I never treated her like a maid because she never treated me like a stranger. I was like her grandson. I hugged her back, “Hey! Tina…! How are you doing?” “I' am fine, get in…” she welcomed—though it was my house, all of us in the castle felt like Tina was the owner, and everyone used to listen to her, even me and Jake. And she was fighting me many times when she sees me acting bad or doing inappropriate in order to be a good man, or once I exited the house and the atmosphere is cold, she used to run to me and gave me a coat and insisted on wearing it even if I didn’t want. -I remember once, at three and before my mom passed away, I got sick while mom was working in the lab; she stayed all night awake, taking care of me, however, that wasn’t all. One moment that night, I hardly opened my eyes to fi
The call he did was to send a message, and the interpretation I could get to it was; the message splits into two parts;-Superficial meaning; it said that I work in silence and don’t show to people or anyone that I’m doing a good thing.-Deep meaning; and it is not hundred percent true, but it made me worry too much because I began thinking that one of the closest people to me is not like he pretends.-As I was walking in the middle of the street heading to my house, -or should I call it my castle; it was so big,- looking at the Capital’s roads and houses; and wondering how they look so peaceful from the outside, and all the happiness is drawn on all the faces of the families there, I started talking to myself “How they can be happy? How they can live happily despite all the hurt and the damages they caused to others? Does one of them have any drop of consciousness, and aren’t they feeling guilty?”Too many accusations, and for
He asked, “What did you say?”I answered, “No, it’s nothing…Um, where is the car?”An orange taxi car appeared in the turn next to the hotel, “Here it is…”Jake said.“Ok then, see you…” when the taxi car stopped I got in it, and before I closed the door the little girl came back again to tell me “How could the Handsome Prince ride in a taxi, you are a cheater…” she ran into me to hit me; I didn’t control myself as I remembered all the pain she caused before, so I screamed, but Jake hold her until I closed the car’s door.“Go, go…” I spoke with the driver.He started the engine and went, “where to? Sir,” he asked.“To the Capital Street, please.”“Man, I don’t mean to offend, but that’s street is not built for people like you and me…”“What do you mean?&rd
“So…What should I do?” “See… I told you…” she spoke to her child and smiled. She didn’t give me attention, “Lady! I’m talking to…” “And I’m speaking with my son here, at least show me some respect.” The crazy mom’s accent changed to be offensive. “Listen to me carefully, I’m going to do what you said to me, but if you keep up with this manner, I swear of god I will…” “What? You will do what? Dumped me…? Leave me…? Do it…! And show us who you really are; The Arrogant Rich Prince…!” She succeeded in making me angry; I never thought that I would lift my hand on a lady, that’s time was different as she touched a sensitive nerve, I couldn’t control my anger, especially when she told me that I inherited those characteristics from my dead father. I walked to her while she was laying on the bed and tried to slap her; I lifted my hand and I was about to do it, after that, I woke up in Jake’s arms. I had a terrible headache, a pa