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2024-10-29 19:42:56"Evening, Tom," said Jasper as he opened the door for him.
"Jasper, how are you mate." said Tom obsequiously "And what's all this about you getting married? What a load of bollocks." he followed Jasper up the stairs to the sitting room.
"Let me get you a drink, and I will tell you all about it."
Tom sprawled on one of the sofas his suit jacket thrown over the back he would need it near him. He had the bag of rufies in the pocket. "Come on, then, let's hear all about it," he said.
Jasper got himself settled on the other sofa and began the tale of his fathers will.
When Ellie got back to the house, it was all quiet, she carefully unlocked the inside door to her flat and went to stand at the bottom of the kitchen stairs, she could hear murmured voices and knew Jasper's voice by the tone, his voice was lower than Tom's. She slipped quietly up the stairs to the ground floor and listened again. Tom was laughing. Oh God had she got this all wrong? W
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