Uh, Playboy, Penthouse, cigars, Scotch. Actually, if you find that stuff let me know. I think I want to hang out with that guy.”“Well, what kind of stuff would a woman have that a guy wouldn’t?” I was getting desperate.“Tampons!” Ava yelled and clapped her hands like she was on Family Feud.“Will you be quiet?” I hissed. “The point is we can figure out within maybe five cans which one is hers. It looks like there’s an alley over there and there are street lights. I say we carry the cans back there and figure out which one it is.”“Okay, good luck with that. I’m the lookout, remember?” Cam said, walking away.“I’m the driver,” Ava chimed in.“And I’m the trash picker. Yes, I recall the conversation, but I need your help carrying it back there.” They sighed and both of them went over and picked up a can and hauled it back to the alley. I picked one up too and we soon had five cans back there. We had placed them directly under a street light and I opened the lid and started going throu
It wasn’t dangerous.”“Hannah, anything could be dangerous right now. You know that. And you wound up crawling around in a dumpster. I really don’t want you doing things like that anymore.” He didn’t want me doing things like this anymore? Who was he, my dad?“Oh? And you’ll never go out to a crime scene or go out to interview a witness in the field huh?”“I’m a guy,” he said, like that explained everything.“So. Female prosecutors do it too.”“Yeah, but they’re not my girlfriend and they’re not getting harassing letters.” He was starting to sound annoyed.“They probably get lots of harassing letters.”“Okay, have I mentioned that they’re not my girlfriend?” He was definitely sounding annoyed now.“Even before the letter, you were worrying about me going into lock-up to interview clients charged with violent crimes.”“Because you could get hurt and there are plenty of male public defenders who could do it.”“But I can do it and it’s my job to do it. Next you’ll be telling me that you
It took some searching but we finally found what we needed at a place called Tony’s Fantasy Land. It was a little scary finding out what other people fantasized about.“Who has fantasies about being a tampon?” Ava asked, looking over a long white fleece tube.“People are weird,” I answered.“Wasn’t there a member of the royal family years ago?” Cam asked.“Don’t talk about it. The poor man will never live that down,” I replied.“What in the hell is that?” I asked.“I believe that’s a dildo, in size,” Cam checked a label, “men’s extra-large.”“I think I see a pattern here,” Jess offered.“Newsflash, men fantasize about being inside women’s vaginas,” I said dryly.“Oh look! A naughty nurse costume. I think I like that one,” Cam said with a smile.“I don’t think it would fit you.” Ava laughed.“A nun?” I asked.“To a priest that might be pretty enticing,” Cam explained.“Hmm. Here’s your pirate suit, Cam,” I teased.“And here’s a wench costume. Which one of you wants to put it on for me?
“Hey Dan! Are you done with your phone sex yet?”“You can come in!” Dan called out. I thought I heard a door close. “I didn’t expect to see you back here tonight.”“I gotta sleep, man. Besides, I couldn’t remember her name and it felt kind of awkward after she gave me such a great…”“Still on the phone here, dude,” Dan interrupted.“You’re still on the f**king phone? You just saw her this morning. You might as well just hand her your balls right now.” Then in a louder voice he called out, “Hi Hannah!”“Please tell Adam that I said hello and that I can hear him even when he’s not shouting.”“She said hello and she can hear everything you’re saying.”“Terrific. So your girlfriend knows that I’m a dick.”“She knew that that already,” Dan replied.“Did you tell her you missed her?”“I think I got this, Adam.”“Did you tell you love her?”“I really don’t need your help here.”“Ah, Dan’s in love,” Adam teased. “All the women at the G Lounge are probably crying into their vodka.”“Will you p
We arrived near the location of the party, an abandoned warehouse down by the docks. It was a rough neighborhood, so I was armed with pepper spray. We took my car and parked it several blocks away as we went over everything one last time.“Okay, you guys have the code and we watched the video of Cole online a thousand times, so hopefully you’ll be able to recognize him,” I said.“I’m going to walk up to him and tell him he’s a bad boy and needs to be punished,” Ava said.“I’ll stay near you the whole time,” Fred assured her“I get him to write ‘I’ve been a bad little boy because’ and then tell him to list the reasons.”“If he won’t do it you tell him you’ll spank him with your ruler,” I added.“We get the sample and we get the hell out of Dodge,” Fred finished.“We’re here if you need us and we can come in to help you if necessary,” Cam offered.“We’ll try to stay in touch by phone as much as possible,” Ava said.“Okay, team. I think it’s go time. I just want to thank you all for doin
My car!” I cried.“Are you sure this is where you parked it?”“Yes!” I could hear voices in the distance. “What the f**k?! Why are they still looking for you?”“Hannah, this is an illegal gathering and there are important people here. We just snuck out the f**king window. That may cause them some“Well, then we have no choice.” I took out my phone.“Who are you calling?” Cam asked.“The police. We’re about to give them an anonymous tip.” I called it in and we set off on foot trying to get as far away as possible before the cops arrived and raided the place. We ran until we were all out of breath. Finally, we paused to rest in an alleyway.“Okay,” Fred panted. “I say we call a cab from here.”“Hey! Isn’t that your car?!” Ava cried. I looked up. It was the Mini Cooper about three blocks away! Somebody had just boosted it for a joyride! We ran toward it and dove in. I pulled away with my tires squealing and headed home. Fifteen minutes later the four of us, bedraggled and sweating, were
Then marry me.” Huh?“Did you just ask me to marry you?”“Yes. And believe me, it never would have occurred to me that one day I would be proposing in front of four other people to someone dressed as a dominatrix. Yet here I find myself. And the fact that I’m still standing here extending this offer should tell you something, Hannah.”“It does!” I smiled with incredible, almost irrational, joy as I felt the tears completely filling my eyes. “I thought that my dad was the only guy in the world romantic enough to knowingly marry into pure insanity just because he really loved somebody.”“So is that a yes?”“Yes!” I ran over to him and hugged him tightly. I heard a yip and Bruno ran over and started humping Braden’s leg.“Mazel tov. Does this mean you’re going to convert?” Adam asked.“Who cares about that? Does it mean you’re not going to kill me?”Fred wanted to know.“What it means is that Hannah won’t be digging through garbage or attending underground sex parties anymore. Well, unles
Chapter 1“ Hannah” Mrs Wills called Hannah to come downstairs, Hannah was already dressed in her high school uniform, she walked downstairs to respond to Mrs Wills smiling.“ Mrs Wills! You called for me” she said.“ Yes, I did. You will no longer be staying in this house anymore and start from this moment” Mrs Wills said and Hannah was shocked.“ Mrs Wills! What do you mean? I don’t understand” she asked as she was nervous, she thought she had done something wrong.“ Have I done anything wrong? I can mend my ways” she said.“ You haven’t done anything wrong dear. It’s just that my husband has a lot of complain about you and I have to reason with him. I don’t want his political ambitions to be ruined because of you Hannah. I understand that your mother was working here as a cook before her death and I have promised to help you out but I don’t I can fulfill the promise anymore, I can’t help anymore, I don’t want lose my home because of you. You go to a local low class high school and
Then marry me.” Huh?“Did you just ask me to marry you?”“Yes. And believe me, it never would have occurred to me that one day I would be proposing in front of four other people to someone dressed as a dominatrix. Yet here I find myself. And the fact that I’m still standing here extending this offer should tell you something, Hannah.”“It does!” I smiled with incredible, almost irrational, joy as I felt the tears completely filling my eyes. “I thought that my dad was the only guy in the world romantic enough to knowingly marry into pure insanity just because he really loved somebody.”“So is that a yes?”“Yes!” I ran over to him and hugged him tightly. I heard a yip and Bruno ran over and started humping Braden’s leg.“Mazel tov. Does this mean you’re going to convert?” Adam asked.“Who cares about that? Does it mean you’re not going to kill me?”Fred wanted to know.“What it means is that Hannah won’t be digging through garbage or attending underground sex parties anymore. Well, unles
My car!” I cried.“Are you sure this is where you parked it?”“Yes!” I could hear voices in the distance. “What the f**k?! Why are they still looking for you?”“Hannah, this is an illegal gathering and there are important people here. We just snuck out the f**king window. That may cause them some“Well, then we have no choice.” I took out my phone.“Who are you calling?” Cam asked.“The police. We’re about to give them an anonymous tip.” I called it in and we set off on foot trying to get as far away as possible before the cops arrived and raided the place. We ran until we were all out of breath. Finally, we paused to rest in an alleyway.“Okay,” Fred panted. “I say we call a cab from here.”“Hey! Isn’t that your car?!” Ava cried. I looked up. It was the Mini Cooper about three blocks away! Somebody had just boosted it for a joyride! We ran toward it and dove in. I pulled away with my tires squealing and headed home. Fifteen minutes later the four of us, bedraggled and sweating, were
We arrived near the location of the party, an abandoned warehouse down by the docks. It was a rough neighborhood, so I was armed with pepper spray. We took my car and parked it several blocks away as we went over everything one last time.“Okay, you guys have the code and we watched the video of Cole online a thousand times, so hopefully you’ll be able to recognize him,” I said.“I’m going to walk up to him and tell him he’s a bad boy and needs to be punished,” Ava said.“I’ll stay near you the whole time,” Fred assured her“I get him to write ‘I’ve been a bad little boy because’ and then tell him to list the reasons.”“If he won’t do it you tell him you’ll spank him with your ruler,” I added.“We get the sample and we get the hell out of Dodge,” Fred finished.“We’re here if you need us and we can come in to help you if necessary,” Cam offered.“We’ll try to stay in touch by phone as much as possible,” Ava said.“Okay, team. I think it’s go time. I just want to thank you all for doin
“Hey Dan! Are you done with your phone sex yet?”“You can come in!” Dan called out. I thought I heard a door close. “I didn’t expect to see you back here tonight.”“I gotta sleep, man. Besides, I couldn’t remember her name and it felt kind of awkward after she gave me such a great…”“Still on the phone here, dude,” Dan interrupted.“You’re still on the f**king phone? You just saw her this morning. You might as well just hand her your balls right now.” Then in a louder voice he called out, “Hi Hannah!”“Please tell Adam that I said hello and that I can hear him even when he’s not shouting.”“She said hello and she can hear everything you’re saying.”“Terrific. So your girlfriend knows that I’m a dick.”“She knew that that already,” Dan replied.“Did you tell her you missed her?”“I think I got this, Adam.”“Did you tell you love her?”“I really don’t need your help here.”“Ah, Dan’s in love,” Adam teased. “All the women at the G Lounge are probably crying into their vodka.”“Will you p
It took some searching but we finally found what we needed at a place called Tony’s Fantasy Land. It was a little scary finding out what other people fantasized about.“Who has fantasies about being a tampon?” Ava asked, looking over a long white fleece tube.“People are weird,” I answered.“Wasn’t there a member of the royal family years ago?” Cam asked.“Don’t talk about it. The poor man will never live that down,” I replied.“What in the hell is that?” I asked.“I believe that’s a dildo, in size,” Cam checked a label, “men’s extra-large.”“I think I see a pattern here,” Jess offered.“Newsflash, men fantasize about being inside women’s vaginas,” I said dryly.“Oh look! A naughty nurse costume. I think I like that one,” Cam said with a smile.“I don’t think it would fit you.” Ava laughed.“A nun?” I asked.“To a priest that might be pretty enticing,” Cam explained.“Hmm. Here’s your pirate suit, Cam,” I teased.“And here’s a wench costume. Which one of you wants to put it on for me?
It wasn’t dangerous.”“Hannah, anything could be dangerous right now. You know that. And you wound up crawling around in a dumpster. I really don’t want you doing things like that anymore.” He didn’t want me doing things like this anymore? Who was he, my dad?“Oh? And you’ll never go out to a crime scene or go out to interview a witness in the field huh?”“I’m a guy,” he said, like that explained everything.“So. Female prosecutors do it too.”“Yeah, but they’re not my girlfriend and they’re not getting harassing letters.” He was starting to sound annoyed.“They probably get lots of harassing letters.”“Okay, have I mentioned that they’re not my girlfriend?” He was definitely sounding annoyed now.“Even before the letter, you were worrying about me going into lock-up to interview clients charged with violent crimes.”“Because you could get hurt and there are plenty of male public defenders who could do it.”“But I can do it and it’s my job to do it. Next you’ll be telling me that you
Uh, Playboy, Penthouse, cigars, Scotch. Actually, if you find that stuff let me know. I think I want to hang out with that guy.”“Well, what kind of stuff would a woman have that a guy wouldn’t?” I was getting desperate.“Tampons!” Ava yelled and clapped her hands like she was on Family Feud.“Will you be quiet?” I hissed. “The point is we can figure out within maybe five cans which one is hers. It looks like there’s an alley over there and there are street lights. I say we carry the cans back there and figure out which one it is.”“Okay, good luck with that. I’m the lookout, remember?” Cam said, walking away.“I’m the driver,” Ava chimed in.“And I’m the trash picker. Yes, I recall the conversation, but I need your help carrying it back there.” They sighed and both of them went over and picked up a can and hauled it back to the alley. I picked one up too and we soon had five cans back there. We had placed them directly under a street light and I opened the lid and started going throu
“Well, dearest, that sounds like a sound plan for the future.” I felt myself starting to sweat and my panties got damp. The Astros struck out and the game was over within minutes. Our friends stretched and stood up. My heart started racing as they headed for the door.“Thanks for inviting us along,” Cam added.“We do it every Sunday night. Come whenever you want,” Dan said. That was definite progress.“I guess we’ll play it by ear next week?” Fred asked.“We’ll be back in time,” Adam said.“But Dan might be busy making up for the loss of his Saturday night sex.”Cam offered to walk Ava home and we said our goodnights as everyone left, shutting the door behind them.Dan turned to me with his hot look and I was up against the wall in seconds with his mouth on mine, his tongue exploring possessively. His hand traveled up under my shirt and into my bra where he gently squeezed my nipple and cupped my breast. Then the other hand traveled under my skirt and into my panties, where he began s
“I arranged for doggy day care,” he answered.“Doggy day care? Are you serious?”“There’s a place right on the way to work. You can drop him off in the morning and pick him up on the way home. He’ll have other dogs to play with and the people there will walk him.”“Did you check these people out? I mean are they a good place? The bigger dogs wouldn’t pick on him, would they?” I couldn’t help it. I’m a mother.“More importantly, can they get him into the right colleges?” Cam added. Dan and I gave him an unamused look.“I checked them out. They have a good reputation.”“Well, okay, I guess. You’re going to help me take care of him, though, right? It’s not going to be ‘go ask mommy’ whenever he wants something?”“Mommy?” Ava asked, returning with Bruno tucked under her arm and one of her slippers in his mouth.“And are you Daddy?” Cam asked Dan with a smile.“Of course he is! What are you implying?” I asked indignantly. Ava and Cam gave each other a look that clearly said they thought Da