"Brother Jun, why are you pinching me!!"
I narrowed my eyes slightly and said, "Don't pass out, kid. This is a critical moment. I'm warning you, if you dare to faint from fear, I will leave you here and I don't care whether you live or die!"
Wang Ermazi looked at me in disbelief and said, "Brother Jun, how did you know that I almost fainted from fright just now?"
"Is it okay if I will be in the future?"
"How long have you still been poor with me? You can predict the future. Why didn't you predict that something like this would happen today!"
"It's not because of you, you bastard! Can you blame me for this? Okay, now is not the time to quarrel! Survival is important!"
Looking behind me, just as I thought, Juanzi was standing there motionless - her face was very horrifying, and her eyes were full of resentment.
After seeing Juanzi, I was once again more convinced of my thoughts - although I don't know why, what I just saw should indeed be a precognitive dream, and I also saw memories of this cat demon. , discovered its demon spirit.
If there was no chance of winning when we first faced this cat demon, it may not be the case now - after all, the people here are not only me and Wang Ermazi, but also a real Taoist priest. , watch the emperor.
"Tianzi Guan, do you have a way to deal with this cat demon?"
Guan Tianzi was startled, then looked at me in surprise for a while and said, "So you also saw that this woman was possessed by a cat demon... But since you know about cat demons, you should also know about monsters... .Sigh, it’s not easy to deal with.”
"I remember hearing my father say before that as long as monsters can find their demon spirits, they will more or less have something to do."
Guan Tianzi looked solemnly at the cat demon not far away that began to emit a sinister aura, causing the temperature of the entire room to suddenly drop. He said, "Yes, if you want to deal with such a monster, you must first capture it." The demon spirit, but this demon spirit..."
"Unless the monster has a bad brain, no one will know where its spirit is, right?"
Guan Tianzi nodded silently and acquiesced to this statement.
I stared at Juanzi for a long time, focusing on her eyes, but now I can't see the green dots in her eyes.
Obviously, the reason why I was able to discover the cat demon's spirit just now was not because the cat demon voluntarily let me see it. Now it has hidden its demon spirit so that no one can discover it at all.
I took a deep breath, then looked at Guan Tianzi and said, "Guan Tianzi, its demon spirit is in its left eye."
"...Left eye?"
Emperor Guan was startled, then his eyes widened, and he said in shock, "Do you know where the spirit of this cat demon is?"
"Uh... let's leave it at that."
"how did you do that?"
Hearing the emperor ask this, I was a little confused for a while. The simplest way is of course to say that I know it through precognitive dreams.
But I have no idea about precognitive dreams - whether it is a precognitive dream or not has yet to be verified.
So in desperation, I made up a random reason , "This involves some secrets of our underground burial master family. It's not that I can't tell you, it's just that it's very troublesome to talk about. Emperor Guan, the situation is urgent now. I will definitely deal with it afterward." You explained it."
"...ok, I get it."
When Guan Tianzi saw what I said, he nodded in understanding. After that, I saw him take out a silver-gray awl in his arms.
"Evil-breaking cone?"
Emperor Guan nodded and said, "Jun Zhang, take this thing first."
"Oh okay, I understand."
After that, Emperor Guan took out two more awls, one was a relatively common peach wood awl, and the other was a jade awl.
The peach wood cone was held by Emperor Guan himself, while Wang Ermazi picked up the jade cone.
After that, Guan Tianzi explained to us how to use these three awls. After discussing the plan, we dispersed in different directions.
According to Guan Tianzi, although the location of the cat demon spirit is already known, after all, it is now possessed by Juanzi. We must consider protecting Juanzi, otherwise, if we act blindly, the cat demon may die and Juanzi will not be able to survive.
According to Guan Tianzi's plan, I will first use the evil-breaking cone to open a hole in the cat demon's body, which will weaken it, and then Wang Ermazi will use the jade cone to attack the cat demon, which will restrain it.
Finally, it was Guan Tianzi himself who directly attacked the cat demon's demon spirit with the peach wood cone in his hand, causing it to disappear completely.
Growing up like this, although he was born into a family of underground burial masters, he has never done anything consistent with his status as a descendant of the underground burial master family. So I was quite nervous about dealing with the cat demon this time.
Fortunately, the demon-killing props assigned to us by Guan Tianzi seem to have quite a deterrent effect. At least the cat demon possessing Juanzi does not seem to dare to approach us easily at the moment.
However, the plan did not proceed smoothly. I made the first move, and it went very smoothly. After the cat demon was attacked by the evil cone, just as Guan Tianzi said, the evil spirit immediately dissipated a lot.
But after that, when Wang Ermazi held up the jade cone and rushed toward the cat demon aggressively, the cat demon roared and pounced directly on Wang Ermazi.
"Brother Jun, please help me——!!"
Wang Ermazi screamed crazily. Seeing that the jade cone in his hand had no deterrent effect on the cat demon, he gritted his teeth and ran away desperately. And when I saw this scene, I was a little confused.
However, at this moment, without waiting for me to do anything, Guan Tianzi held a peach wood cone and rushed towards the cat demon who was chasing Wang Ermazi.
Guan Tianzi is worthy of being a serious Taoist priest, and he has some strength, but his elegant and weak appearance is actually closer to that of a scholar. But at this moment, his movements were very sharp, and his eyes were also exuding sharpness.
The moment he approached the cat demon, Guan Tianzi subdued the cat demon in an instant. Taking advantage of the moment when it was defenseless, the peach wood cone in his hand also pierced Juanzi's eyes hard.
It didn't really penetrate. I saw that the moment the peach wood cone touched Juanzi's left eye, a burst of rich blood burst out from the eye. Following Juanzi's shrill scream, the blood was directly absorbed by the eye. After inhaling the peach wood cone, the cone was directly broken into dregs.
Knowing that it had been a chaotic scene just now, the scene suddenly became silent. Wang Ermazi fell to the ground, staring blankly at Juanzi who had passed out before him, and looked at the original Juanzi - her crotch was already wet.
Okay, this kid was still scared to death. I shook my head helplessly, and at the same time I was very impressed by Guan Tianzi's skillful and sharp methods.
"I thought I was definitely going to die here..." Wang Ermazi said with a cry.
"Are you okay? Get up."
I walked towards Emperor Guan, looked at Juanzi who was lying on the ground with a pale face and fell asleep, and then looked at the empty coffin, and couldn't help but said, "Emperor Guan, is this the cat demon solved? "
"It should be... I did crush its demon spirit just now, but..."
Looking at the empty coffin, Emperor Guan didn't look particularly good.
"If we hadn't found Hong Yan's body, things might have gotten even worse."
"Is Emperor Guan worried that Hong Yan will turn into a zombie?"
I remember hearing my grandfather say this - people possessed by monsters will lose their souls, but they will still live. If you remain without a soul for a long time, wandering in this world, you will turn into a zombie over time.
Guan Tianzi nodded silently and said, "I don't know the relationship between this cat demon and Hong Yan, but judging from the current situation, we must first find Hong Yan, and then... burn her directly and bury her." If you can’t bury it, something big will happen.”
Afterwards, we briefly explained the matter to Hong Yan’s family and obtained their consent to burn Hong Yan’s body.
Around the evening of that day, I, Guan Tianzi, and Wang Ermazi were in a quiet forest and found Hong Yan, wandering like a zombie.
"Emperor Guan, has she turned into a zombie now?" Looking at Hong Yan, who was slowly walking toward us with an expressionless face, I felt an inexplicable chill in my heart.
"Stay away. If she has turned into a zombie, we will have nothing to live on - zombies are much more difficult to deal with than cat monsters."
I nodded silently, and did not continue to ask. I watched Emperor Guan walk over and subdue Hong Yan, and then took Hong Yan back with him.
Afterwards, after Hong Yan was burned, the matter was finally concluded. But for me and Wang Ermazi, it was a fatal experience.
If possible, I don't want to encounter such unfortunate things again.
"Before you take the job next time, you little brat, please pay attention to me and don't throw anything evil at me."
On the way back, the sky gradually darkened. I said this angrily to the dejected Wang Ermazi.
This kid has suffered a lot this time - when he was pestered by the cat demon, he also got a lot of bloody scratches on his body. It is estimated that he will not want to lie down to sleep for a long time.
Moreover, according to Guan Tianzi, since it was an injury left by a cat demon and contained corpse poison, he had to apply his specially prepared medicine. And in the next period of time, Wang Ermazi will have to take a bath in glutinous rice water.
"You're talking about me, isn't it because I know you are short of money, brother Jun, so I want to find more work for you?"
Wang Ermazi said this with a bitter face, but I saw that this boy's eyes looked very erratic. I know how sharp this kid Wang Ermazi is. And he has a good relationship with his cousin.
This kid must have heard about the evil side of this matter beforehand. He was afraid that something might happen to his cousin, so he left the matter to me.
"Forget it, I won't do it next time."
However, I can't completely deny Wang Ermazi's statement - I am currently in a state of being particularly short of money. I wish I could sell my kidneys for money. But I am not buying a mobile phone, but getting married.
When I think about my girlfriend and marriage, I feel uncomfortable. It would be great if I was born into a rich family, and I don't have to worry about such nonsense.
"But Brother Jun, you always say that Emperor Guan is an upright Taoist priest and very reliable, but why don't I think so at all?"
As he said this, Wang Ermazi gritted his teeth with hatred and said, "That old guy, it was obviously because of him that I was injured, but he asked me for the exact medical expenses, which cost several thousand yuan! How could he?" Don’t grab it!”I walked slowly, looked at the indignant Wang Ermazi, and said, "If you don't want to pay him, you can refuse him. I don't think he asked you to take his medicine."Wang Ermazi said angrily, "Brother Jun, don't you see how scary this old guy's words are. If you don't take medicine, it's only a matter of time before you turn into a zombie. Maybe one day you'll wake up and be lying in bed." In the grave... Damn it, isn't this just forcing me to buy his medicine!""People have to live, and I mean, Mazi, you're not the one who's short of thousands of dollars, so why bother with it.""I just can't get angry! Humph... We'll see, if the medicine that old guy gave me doesn't work, I'll go straight to his door to set
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I also said that it was strange that Wang Ermazi suddenly came to me with a witch. I didn't expect this to be the case.If you think about it this way, everything will make sense.The witch and I are a complementary combination. I can see the demon spirits on the monsters, but I can't eliminate them, and I don't have the corresponding abilities.Witches are just the opposite of me. Witches have the ability to eliminate monsters. As long as they know the location of monsters, they can destroy monsters just like watching the emperor. But she couldn't see the demon spirit in the monster.This private job seems worth taking on - provided that I can really see the demon spirit.After thinking for a moment, I shook my head, looked at Sister Lan and said, "I'm sorry, I think I may not be able to take on this job. Mazi, do you have any other work on hand?"Wang Ermazi nodded and said, "Yes, there are, but the price is not as high as this. I'm not t