Chapter 19 Witch Sister?

"I touch you because I like you, so shut up."

Then I was pushed back mercilessly by Sister Lan. I was very angry, but I had to admit that Sister Lan's hands were very smooth and I felt a little comfortable touching them.

"The face has a broken eyebrow, but the destiny line on the palm is not broken...it's really strange."

Sister Lan rubbed her pointed chin, and then, as if she had thought of something, she looked at me and said , "Hey, haven't you practiced the Burial Sutra yet?"

I was startled, and then I took a breath, my eyes filled with astonishment - who is this woman, how could she know about the burial scriptures that have been handed down from my family?

As if she had seen through my doubts, Sister Lan showed a sly smile and said, "What, you think you can hide this kind of thing from me? Hum, don't even look at who I am... Boy, I'm not only I know that you underground burial masters need to practice the Burial Scriptures, and you also know that once you practice the Burial Scriptures, you will be cursed."

I murmured, "Your statement... makes it sound like you have seen other underground burial masters besides me..."

Sister Lan rolled her eyes and said, "You are really a country girl. Why do you think you are the only underground burial master in the world? It's new. Compared with other demon-killing professions, the underground burial master is rare." A little bit, but not to this point."

Hearing what Sister Lan said, I felt like my brain was suddenly confused.

Regarding the underground burial master, I had only mentioned it from my grandfather and father. Now when I heard a strange woman suddenly talk about the underground burial master in a very natural way, I felt a very strange emotion in my heart.

Wang Ermazi also added at this time, "Brother Jun, Sister Lan is not an ordinary person, she is an out-and-out descendant of a witch family!"

"Yes, unlike your family, which needs to be cursed, I am a real witch, the chosen one."

I looked at this woman speechlessly and couldn't help but say, "This is the first time I've seen someone like you."

Sister Lan raised her head proudly and said, "It's normal for an old man like you to have never seen a witch. Don't feel too inferior."

"No, I mean it's the first time I've seen you so shameless. Did Liang Jingru give you the courage? How can you have the nerve to tell yourself that you are the chosen one... The entire Qingyun Town probably won't be able to find you. There is no second person who is more shameless than you."

Sister Lan's proud expression froze, and then she glared at me fiercely and said, "Short-lived boy, please pay attention to what you say! Who are you calling shameless!"

"You are short-lived. Your whole family is short-lived. I'm telling you what's wrong with your shamelessness! And don't treat people as fools. I also know a lot about witches!"

I am also a person who likes the soft but not the tough. What’s the use of this girl’s good looks? She is extremely arrogant and her words are unpleasant, so I responded mercilessly.

"Oh, Sister Lan, Brother Jun, you two, please don't argue! You are both my dear cash cows, so don't hurt the harmony..."

"Shut up!" Sister Lan and I shouted angrily at Wang Ermazi in unison.

Immediately, I pointed at Sister Lan and said, "Witches are powerful, but if you want to become a witch, you must abide by a rule. Do you think I don't know that?"

Sister Lan was startled, and then her face suddenly darkened. She gritted her teeth and said, "You kid... you'd better stop. There are outsiders present now."

I raised my head proudly and said, "Then say you're sorry. If you apologize to me properly, I won't argue with you. Let's each take a step back."

Sister Lan snorted coldly and said, "Impossible!"

I nodded and said, "Okay, Wang Ermazi, please listen to me. If a woman wants to be a witch, she must remain innocent!"

"Shut up!" Sister Lan seemed really anxious. She slapped the table and stood up, her fair cheeks turning red.

"Innocent?" Wang Ermazi didn't react for a while, but just tilted his head in confusion.

"Mazi, how old is this woman?"

"Sister Lan? Sister Lan, you should be thirty years old this year, right?"

"You're thirty years old! I'm only twenty-nine! I haven't even celebrated my birthday yet!" Sister Lan collapsed and shouted at Wang Ermazi.

I chuckled, shook my head and said, "Look, Mazi, this woman is already thirty years old...but she is still innocent. Do you think being a witch is really great?"

Wang Ermazi repeatedly looked at me and Sister Lan, whose face was red with anger. It took a long time for him to react, and his first reaction was to suppress a smile.

And I had long expected that Wang Er Mazi would react like this - I know very well how wicked this kid is. What he likes to hear most is other people's secrets and gossip.

"This, this..." Wang Ermazi saw Sister Lan's almost murderous gaze and hurriedly covered his face, then lowered his head deeply and shook his shoulders.

I looked at Sister Lan and said playfully, "It's pretty good now, but the problem is next... A woman can still be innocent when she is thirty, forty, or even fifty years old. Who can say that? Is it so easy to be a witch? I actually think witches are quite pitiful."

"You brat...if you shut up now, I can spare your life."

Sister Lan almost squeezed out these words from between her teeth. In fact, I no longer intend to continue arguing with her.

"It's just a matter of treating others with their own medicine. My life is short, you are an old maid, and we are even."

"I'll kill you, you brat! You are the old maid, and your whole family is an old maid!"

"Sister Lan, Sister Lan, don't be impulsive! There is still a good man, and he will definitely get married!"

"Shut up, you pockmarked face! Shut up!"

After that, I watched Wang Erpazi desperately trying to stop Sister Lan, and was slapped so badly that she made me miserable.

"Wuwu... Do you think I am willing? It's not because my family forces me to be a bad witch. No one knows what my dream is... Wuwuwu..."

I watched Sister Lan making a fuss, and suddenly I felt sad. I squatted on the ground and started crying. I felt a little guilty for no reason.

I actually don't like seeing women cry. I'm good at quarreling with people, but once the other person shows such a weak look, I don't know what to do.

"Then, what... Sister, please stop crying. You are so beautiful and have such a good figure. You can always find a boyfriend, right?"

Wang Ermazi and I looked at each other. He covered his red and swollen cheeks and kept urging me to comfort Sister Lan. I had no choice but to kneel down next to her and pat her shoulder gently.

"Go away, I want you to worry, wuwuwu..."

Sister Lan slapped my hand away and continued to sob sadly.

"Oh, then you cry slowly and I'll give you a glass of water."

When I was about to stand up and leave, Sister Lan suddenly grabbed my hand and put it on her shoulder again.

"...You want me to continue comforting you?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"I'll leave if you don't say anything?"

Sister Lan's eyes were full of tears, but her eyes with murderous intent were directed at me. I smiled helplessly, and had no choice but to squat next to her and comfort her for a while.

However, after having such a quarrel with her, I feel that this tall woman named Sister Lan is not as annoying as before. Although his tongue is a bit venomous, he still has a cute side.

Later, after Sister Lan's mood calmed down a bit, I made a pot of tea and the three of us drank it together. Wang Ermazi also started to talk about the purpose of our visit.

"Brother Jun, the price of this private job is not low, but I recommend that you do it together with Sister Lan."

I looked at Sister Lan. She glanced at me, took a sip of hot tea, and then said in a nasal voice, "You can't complete this task alone, but if you help me, we can complete it." This mission.”

I looked at her and said, "But on the other hand, this means that without my help, you probably won't be able to complete this task..."

Before I finished speaking, I saw Sister Lan pouting her little mouth and giving me a look of hatred. It seems that this sentence cannot be said as it will hurt her self-esteem.

But do all witches have such high self-esteem?

I shook my head, stopped thinking about this, and continued to ask, "Can you tell me what you want to do specifically?"

"What else can I do, of course, to get rid of demons." After Sister Lan cried, her nasal and resentful voice was inexplicably cute.

However, I almost choked after hearing this sentence.

"Exorcism?!"

I looked at Wang Ermazi speechlessly and said angrily , "You haven't developed a memory yet, have you? Did you forget that the cat demon almost killed us last time?"

Wang Ermazi smiled awkwardly and touched the back of his head, and hurriedly explained, "Of course I remember, but Brother Jun, this time is different! Sister Lan is here to help! Sister Lan is very capable, this time It only happened by chance that he appeared in our small town."

I didn't believe Wang Er Mazi's words, and hummed, "In this case, why don't you just let her solve it by herself, so that she doesn't even have to share the reward."

At this time, Sister Lan also looked at me with a frown and said, "You are not so ignorant that you can't tell the difference between demons and ghosts, right?"

"Of course I can tell the difference clearly, that's why I think this guy's brain is funny." I pointed at Wang Er's pockmark and said angrily.

"It's impossible to get rid of things like monsters, and even sealing them is extremely difficult. Sister Lan, you know this, right?"

Sister Lan nodded and said, "Of course, I'm not you, but I have rich experience in slaying demons."

"Then there is no need to be verbose - the monsters should just hide away and leave them alone. This is the right way. Wouldn't it be nice to find some lonely ghosts to bully?"

To be honest, I actually don’t even want to encounter ghosts. After all, I am not a serious underground burial master, just a descendant.

But if Sister Lan is willing to join me, the job of eliminating ghosts is not impossible - I once heard my grandfather say that witches specialize in this, and are even more professional than Taoist priests.

Hearing what I said, Sister Lan first glanced at Wang Ermazi suspiciously, then stared at me and asked, "Wait a minute, can't you see the demon spirit on the monster?"

I was startled and couldn't help but said, "Who told me that I can see demon spirits?"

Sister Lan pointed at Wang Ermazi and said, "This guy, if he hadn't said he knew an underground burial master who could see demon spirits, why would I have followed him to find you?"

So that’s what happened. I looked at Wang Ermazi, who hurriedly said as if to defend himself, "Brother Jun, this is what Emperor Guan told me."