I also said that it was strange that Wang Ermazi suddenly came to me with a witch. I didn't expect this to be the case.
If you think about it this way, everything will make sense.
The witch and I are a complementary combination. I can see the demon spirits on the monsters, but I can't eliminate them, and I don't have the corresponding abilities.
Witches are just the opposite of me. Witches have the ability to eliminate monsters. As long as they know the location of monsters, they can destroy monsters just like watching the emperor. But she couldn't see the demon spirit in the monster.
This private job seems worth taking on - provided that I can really see the demon spirit.
After thinking for a moment, I shook my head, looked at Sister Lan and said, "I'm sorry, I think I may not be able to take on this job. Mazi, do you have any other work on hand?"
Wang Ermazi nodded and said, "Yes, there are, but the price is not as high as this. I'm not talking about Brother Jun. I actually think this job is quite promising. Why don't you take it?"
Sister Lan looked at me with an obvious expression of contempt and said, "I'm pockmarked, don't you just get me a fake and shoddy product, right? Now that you're ready to go into battle, just give me a chance to get cold feet, okay?" Ah You."
Wang Ermazi smiled bitterly and said, "Sister Lan, look what you said, I wouldn't dare to lie to anyone. My brother Jun is really a descendant of the underground burial master. If you don't believe it, you can ask around in Qingyun Town. Almost Every household knows this, and because of this, my brother Jun can’t even get married now..."
"You are the only one who has a mouth, and you are the only one who can speak, right?" I glared at Wang Ermazi and said unhappily. This kid is so bad, he has a big mouth, and he can't hide any secrets in his heart.
If you want something to spread throughout Qingyun Town within half a day, then just tell Wang Ermazi, the efficiency will be high.
Sister Lan's eyes lit up and she looked very interested and said, "Oh, it seems there is an interesting little story in it ?"
I waved my hand and said unhappily, "Forget it, it's quite unlucky and boring."
But Sister Lan laughed heartlessly, patted me on the shoulder with great pleasure and said, "That would be better. If you have anything unhappy, tell me quickly to make me happy. You are so My child, why don’t you know how to share?”
I gritted my teeth and said, "I'm sorry, if I don't punch you in the face now, you'll be considered a gentleman, okay?"
Sister Lan made a sound and said, "Do you think you will be my opponent in a real fight? I am a black belt in Taekwondo, okay?"
"Hmph, what's so great, I'm also a black belt."
"What kind of black belt do you have? You are the only one who still has a black belt, so brag." Sister Lan chuckled, obviously not believing me.
"Is it okay if my leather belt is a black belt?" I said unconvinced.
"He has a pockmarked face, he is so boring." Sister Lan held her chin and stared at me, saying boredly.
"How about I tell you something interesting to cheer you up, Sister Lan?"
"Okay, okay, I'm here for nothing anyway, I have to gain something at least."
Wang Ermazi coughed, then shook his head and said, "In the past, there was a descendant of a burial master in Qingyun Town. However, due to bad luck, his mother-in-law fell in the eyes of money. My girlfriend who is in love has been unable to get married for a long time..."
Sister Lan glanced at me with a suppressed smile, and then said, "Pockmarked face, what's the name of this poor little guy?"
Wang Ermazi thought for a moment, and then suggested, "How about calling me Marshal Zhang?"
"Hahaha..."
"You might as well just use my name! You idiot, why don't you tell me after I've told you to shut up!" I was so angry that I went up and kicked this kid in the butt.
"Hehe, Brother Jun, don't be angry. I didn't see you in a bad mood, so I just wanted to liven up the atmosphere. Besides, Sister Lan is actually very easy to get along with. You will understand what it means if you spend some time with her."
This guy Wang Ermazi is very annoying, but his eyes are still very quick.
After spending such a long time with me, he seemed to have noticed that I was a little afraid of Sister Lan - but the fact that I refused this private job was not because of Sister Lan.
"That's not the case." I shook my head. When I thought about the demon spirits, I felt that my head was a little big.
"What's going on? Brother Jun, just tell me. Really, it's hard to see an experienced demon slayer like Sister Lan in our small place. If you have any questions, I think it's okay to ask her for advice." Good."
When Sister Lan heard what Wang Ermazi said, she raised her head proudly and shouted triumphantly, "That's it! You're the only little bumpkin who doesn't know my reputation! No fellow Taoist outside should address me respectfully when they see me." I am a golden heroine!"
I looked at this arrogant woman speechlessly, and the slight affection I had for her disappeared again. I found that this woman really has no sense of modesty at all.
It's so shameless, so similar to me. If two people are too similar, they will inevitably exclude each other.
However, what Wang Ermazi said is right, maybe... I should talk to this woman, maybe there will be unexpected gains.
"...The reason why I refused to take on this private job of exterminating demons as you mentioned is actually because..."
"Because of what?"
Wang Ermazi and Sister Lan both came over immediately and stared at me nervously.
"It's because I can't see the demon spirit." I sighed and told the truth.
"What?"
"Brother Jun, the wind was too strong and I didn't hear clearly. Can you say it again?"
Seeing the confused expressions on these two people's faces, I had no choice but to repeat what I said.
"I said, I can't see the demon spirit."
"Pockmarked face! How dare you lie to me!" Sister Lan immediately turned her head and glared at Wang Er's pockmarked face, grinning.
Wang Erpazi panicked and hurriedly grabbed my hand and said, "Brother Jun, please stop teasing me, I have seen it all with my own eyes! And I also asked Emperor Guan before I came here, and what he said is very true." Be resolute - say that if you hadn't pointed out the location of the demon spirit, we wouldn't have been able to come back alive at that time!"
When Sister Lan heard what Wang Ermazi said, she seemed a little confused. She frowned slightly and stared at me quietly, waiting for my answer.
I pressed my temples with a headache and said, "I did see the cat demon possessing Juanzi at that time... But, tsk, how do I explain this... ugh , It really hurts my mother’s balls.”
Should I tell them that I had a dream? Then you saw the demon spirit?
However, I still haven’t figured out what the dream I had meant.
At present, it seems that the nature of this dream is closest to a precognitive dream, but I don’t know how to have a precognitive dream.
At this time, Sister Lan, who had been watching me quietly, suddenly spoke.
"Boy, what do you mean? You didn't even know why you discovered the demon spirit at that time?"
I hesitated for a moment, and then said slowly, "You can't say that. I probably know what happened, but why it happened like that... I can't tell you why, I can't explain it."
"Then would you mind telling me the situation?"
I looked up at Sister Lan and found that there was no trace of joking on her face anymore - she was very solemn and her eyes were full of seriousness, which surprised me a little.
I thought about it carefully and felt that there was nothing I couldn't say. There is nothing to say about the relationship between Wang Ermazi and me. Although we are close to being friends in nature, we are still close enough. I believe he can still understand the seriousness of the matter and will not betray me anyway.
And this woman... looking at her serious look, I actually felt that she was trustworthy.
"It's okay to tell you... but I don't understand it myself now, so you have to promise me not to tell others."
Sister Lan smiled and said, "Don't worry, although I like gossip, I also know the appropriateness of things - pockmarked face, you also remember, don't gossip about today's matter."
Wang Ermazi chuckled and said, "Don't worry, Sister Lan, my brother Jun and I have a strong relationship."
Seeing Wang Erpazi giving a thumbs up, I couldn't help but curse in my heart. You have a strong relationship with me and you throw that evil private job on my head. I despise you.
After sorting out my thoughts, I slowly recounted the prophetic dream that day.
After talking about it from beginning to end, I found that the atmosphere became surprisingly solemn. Of course, the main reason for this is that Sister Lan, who has a heavy face, and the solemn look on Wang Ermazi's face are just pretending, this kid doesn't understand shit.
"My trip this time is really not in vain..."
After a long time, Sister Lan slowly looked up at me and said this with a look of disbelief on her face.
"? What do you mean? Sister Lan, can you make it clearer?"
I was a little anxious. Just looking at her expression, I didn't know whether what happened to me was a good thing or a bad thing.
Sister Lan nodded slightly and said, "Boy, you said you are a descendant of the underground burial master, right?"
"Yes, but can you stop calling me kid all the time? I have a name, please."
"What's your name?"
"Jun Zhang! I just said that when I introduced myself!" I said angrily.
"Oh, Zhang Jun, do you know that underground burial masters and precognitive dreams are incompatible with each other?"
After hearing what Sister Lan said, I couldn't help but be stunned. This is an answer I didn't expect at all.
"I have indeed never heard my grandfather and father say that underground burial masters can have precognitive dreams..."
Sister Lan sighed and said, "It's not that I've heard of it or not, but it's simply impossible for underground burial masters to have precognitive dreams. Do you know that there is a profession called a spiritual medium?"
"Psychic medium?" I felt a little confused. It seemed like it was the first time I heard about this profession.
"You are really a little country bumpkin. I really have no choice, so let me be compassionate and explain it to you, a little country bumpkin. Tsk, let me tell you, that is me. If I were someone else, I wouldn't charge a word. I won't even tell you..."
"Okay, okay, if you are kind-hearted and kind, can we get to the point as soon as possible?"
Sister Lan snorted and said, "You little bumpkin is really unpleasant...Forget it, I have a lot of things I don't care about you. Remember, precognition of dreams is a skill of a psychic. In other words, Unless you are a psychic, you cannot have precognitive dreams."
After saying this, Sister Lan's eyes changed when she looked at me, looking very complicated.
"However, even a psychic... Unless he is the most advanced psychic, he will not be able to see the past and present lives of monsters and ghosts... The kind of precognitive dream you said you had is almost a special case. special case.""...Really? Then am I a psychic?"I was a little confused myself, but when I thought about it carefully, I felt it was a bit strange. Regarding things like slaying demons and slaying demons, my father will not talk about them for the time being. In my eyes, grandpa is considered an expert among experts.However, because my grandfather was taboo about the curse brought by the Burial Sutra, he was unwilling to talk too deeply to me about these things. He only told me the most basic things, and the purpose was to give me the tools to protect myself when encountering similar things in the future. strength.But if I am really a psychic, I think it is impossible for grandpa not to know, and he should tell me the matter.
"I understand, why don't you kid? Hurry up and find someone! Take a look, look at the shit! You can't do anything for me, do you think you are qualified to look at it!"Suddenly, Sister Lan grabbed his ear, and Wang Er Mazi screamed miserably. I watched Sister Lan drag Wang Er Mazi's ear away, and I sat in my original position without moving.Just like Sister Lan said, I don't have the ability to eliminate demons, so I can't take on this private job.But, why, I feel inexplicably blocked, even a little uncomfortable.I seemed to be a little curious about what Sister Lan told me about life as a demon slayer.She said that she was an experienced witch, so she must have experienced many things, right? She doesn't know whether her life as a witch is a happy one or an unfortunate one.Thinking of this, I felt my heartbeat gradually speeding up, and I couldn't help but clenched my fists.I want to know more, more about The Exorcist.W
I never dreamed that one day I would hear the word breakup from Xiaoxiao's mouth. Suddenly, a chill came from the soles of my feet and I woke up.After that, I called Xiaoxiao countless times, but I couldn't get through. Obviously, Xiaoxiao rejected my call.As a result, I felt even more depressed. I didn't know how I got here all night long.I never thought that one day I would break up with Xiaoxiao.However, I can't give up so easily. When I think of the time I spent with Xiaoxiao, although we are in trouble now, we once were as happy and in love as any other couple."It's all my fault, if I can argue..."For Xiaoxiao, it may have reached a stage where she needs relief - but I am not willing to give up just like that. After encountering such an accident, I once again understood how important Xiaoxiao is to me.When it was dark the other day, I just put on my coat and went out to find Wang Ermazi's house.I thought it through
After stopping for a moment in front of the door of a guest room, Wang Ermazi rang the doorbell twice. After a while, the door opened gently, and a slender figure appeared inside.Sister Lan looked a little messy, obviously she had just woken up, but even in this unkempt state, she was still quite beautiful.She scratched her fluffy hair a little irritably. Sister Lan glared at Wang Er and said, "You are in a hurry to be reincarnated, right? Do you know what time it is now! It's not even six o'clock!"Wang Ermazi said righteously, "Going to bed early and getting up early is good for your health. Sister Lan, sleeping until six o'clock is enough.""I usually don't get up until noon!" Sister Lan yelled unbearably."I am Sister Lan who has something serious to discuss with you, hehe.""It's best like this, otherwise I won't mind giving you a good kick on your way to reincarnation!"Just as Sister Lan gritted her teeth and said that, Wang
"But Sister Lan is not short of money, right." I looked at the white fog in front of me that had faded a lot and said silently."Of course, do you think Sister Lan is someone who is short of money? Tsk tsk, or the local tycoon is the local tycoon, 300,000 yuan in cash! Just borrow it if you want. Brother Jun, you said it was me who helped you get to know Sister Lan. Yes, will you let me share some of the three hundred thousand..."I turned to look at Wang Ermazi. He choked up and said aggrievedly, "Hey, I, I'm just talking, look at you, Brother Jun, why are you staring at me...""Mazi, Sister Lan is not short of money, but what she just meant was that even she would take on that private job... Do you know why?""this..."Wang Ermazi was startled for a moment. He tilted his head and thought for a while, then he seemed to remember it. He patted his head lightly and said, "Oh, yes, I remembered it - the person who entrusted the private work seems to
"...Are these two people the clients of this incident?" I glanced at Sister Lan beside me and said curiously."Yes, it's them."As I said that, I saw Sister Lan responding to me, but her eyes were fixed on the person standing not far away. So I looked over curiously and observed.The beautiful young woman wore a thin black mesh T-shirt on her upper body, a pure white loose knitted sweater on top, and a fluffy white long skirt underneath.This outfit looks very homely, with the feeling of a calm hostess of a wealthy family. But I think this person makes people feel very comfortable. Anyway, I have a good impression of her.However, although this woman is very beautiful, it can be seen from her expression that this incident probably tortured her quite a lot.On that magnificent face, there was no trace of blood on the pale cheeks, and the eyelids were a little droopy. In the slightly sunken eye sockets, a faint blue-black shadow covered them,
I stared at Sister Lan closely, thinking she would ask some valuable questions, but she just wanted to ask about the meal time!When I heard her ask, I almost staggered and fell to the ground.The butler also seemed a little caught off guard, but he immediately showed a very gentlemanly smile and said, "It's 11:30 noon. If Miss Jin feels hungry, I can ask the pastry chef to prepare some black tea and desserts for you first."Sister Lan simply ignored the housekeeper's words and said, "There are still nearly three hours before dinner. During this time, can I search the yard?"I saw that the housekeeper was obviously stunned, but I actually didn't expect Sister Lan to answer this. However, this is what Sister Lan's character looks like.In fact, although I haven't said it out loud, if Sister Lan enjoys the luxury of capitalism like this group of demon slayers who always feel a little unreliable in my eyes for some reason, I will still have feelings
"... Logically speaking, it shouldn't be right?" I answered hesitantly, suddenly feeling a strange feeling flash through my mind."Wait a minute, Sister Lan, you mean... maybe this doesn't belong to wild cats and dogs?"The rotten animal internal organs could not be from wild cats and dogs. And in this high-end villa area, it is even less likely that there will be larger beasts...Thinking of a possibility, I suddenly felt a little numb.Sister Lan looked at me, smiled slightly, and said, "It seems you are not too stupid... Yes, although I can't be sure yet, I suspect that these may be human internal organs.""...it was done by monsters."I took a deep breath, trying to calm myself down as much as possible. But his body still couldn't help but tremble slightly.Of course I know very well that monsters and ghosts are not the same thing. Ghosts absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, but monsters... need to eat the essence, blo