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"A terrible idea. This is definitely a terrible idea." Carly, Brianna's talkative friend, keeps repeating the same phrase, shaking her head in despair.
Brianna shoots her a glare. "Mine is a fantastic idea."
Skyler smiles. "I agree with Brianna."
Connor sighs and sits on the armrest of the couch in Brianna's living room. "Would you mind bringing us in on it?" he asks, pointing first to himself and then to me. "Because we have no idea what's going on here."
Sky turns to us. "Brianna suggested we go to Hunter, a club, because there's a party tonight, but Carly doesn’t seem to agree."
"Of course I don’t! This girl here can’t handle alcohol at all! We’ll just end up in trouble!" Carly bursts out, giving her so-called best friend a dirty look, who at the moment seems more like a red cloth waved in front of a bull to Carly.
The girl in question smiles. "I don’t know what you’re talk
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At home, Skyler and Connor have also arrived, along with Paul and Aisha. Only my family is missing. We’re all in the kitchen chatting when Paul turns to me. “Do your relatives have problems with doors too?”Everyone laughs while I bang my head against the kitchen table. “Are you going to remind me of this for life?”No one has time to respond because the doorbell rings.I lift my head from the table and give a creepy smile, then I get up and go to open the door.“Jace!” I scream, while at the same time my cousin screams my name.I also greet Uncle Mark and Aunt Annie and bring them into the kitchen.My cousin walks over to my mom, holding up the pack of beer in his hand. “Aunt! I brought more alcohol!”Connor looks at us perplexed. “Isn’t there too much?”My cousin and I exchange glances before turning to Connor. “No alcohol, no party!” we shout
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