Chapter 11 Can You Just Humor My Daydream?

Mu Yun’s heart clenched at the sound of her mother’s shouting. She instinctively shrank into the kitchen corner and peaked outside.

　　　　

“Auntie, don’t you recognize me? It’s Wenwen, Jiang Wenwen.”

　　　　

It turned out to be Wenwen. She had forgotten their promise to meet up today.

　　　　

Mu Yu heaved a sigh of relief and laughed at her own overthinking.

　　　　

Even if the wily old fox needed her, he wouldn’t show up at her house. At most, he would make a call. After all, she was now his little pet. All he needed to do was to use his summon card.

　　　　

“Hey, penny for your thoughts?”

Jiang Wenwen patted Mu Yu as her mother looked on with curiosity. Mu Yu gave her a rushed smile. “I was listening to the conversation between you and my mum.”

　　　　

Jiang Wenwen got up and grabbed Mu Yu’s arm, smiling happily. “According to auntie, I’ve become so beautiful that she couldn’t recognize me!”

　　　　

“My mother was pulling your leg.”

　　　　

“It’s the truth.” Hu Meiling smiled and gestured for them to leave. “I’ll wash the dishes. Yu, go spend time with Wenwen.”

　　　　

“Thank you, mum.”

　　　　

“Thank you so much, auntie! You’ve worked so hard.”

　　　　

“You are such a sweet child. I’ll bring over some cut fruits soon.”

Mu Yu did not pay attention to her mother’s words. Instead, she pulled Jiang Wenwen into her room and closed the door. Then, she whispered in a low voice, “Did you bring it?”

　　　　

“Of course I brought it.” Jiang Wenwen produced a stick of super glue from her pocket. “What are you going to stick? Why are you so mysterious?”

　　　　

“Mu’s penis is broken.” Mu Yu held the separated penis in distress and opened the cover of the super glue.

　　　　

Jiang Wenwen was shocked. “You told me you weren’t sad. Yet, you were angry enough to break his penis off!”

Mu Yu blushed and rebuked, “What nonsense are you talking about? I didn’t break it on purpose. It was an accident!”

“Stop pretending.” Jiang Wenwen fixed Mu Yu with a piercing glance, as if she could see right through her. "Do you dare say you didn't think of your Brother Yihan every time you touched Mu?"

　　　　

“Tsk, then why did you come all the way here from the school next door just to touch Mu’s penis?”

　　　　

“Because I’m a horny woman!”

　　　　

“You’re so shameless. Please stop being so embarrassing.” Mu Yu threw her a stinky eye and bent down to glue Mu’s penis back. Then, she scolded again, “It’s all your fault, horny women! Out of all the places, you have to touch Mu’s penis. The wily old fox laughed at me over this!”

　　　

“Wily old fox? Who’s this wily old fox?” Jiang Wenwen giggled and squatted down to help her. “Right, you care a lot about Mu so much you always scold us when we touch him. So, why were you careless enough to break him this time?” she asked.

　　　　

“Sigh! Let’s not talk about that. I bumped into a crazy man two days ago and unfortunate things have been happening to me since.”

　　　　

Jiang Wenwen glared when she heard this. “Who bullied our Yu? Tell me now. I’ll ask my students to break his house windows!”

“It’s a long story.” When Mu’s penis was intact, Mu Yu sat on her bed and told Jiang Wenwen about the events of the past two days.

After she finished her story, she sighed and said, “I have to answer his summon for another twenty-four times, whenever he pleases. Wenwen? Are you listening to a word I’m saying?”

　　　　

“Oh! Of course I’m listening.” Jiang Wenwen was shocked. Yet, she nodded and posed a question, “This wily old fox, is he really that Qin Jinhuan, CEO of the Qing Tian Group?”

　　　　

Mu Yu was getting impatient. “You’ve asked this question five times already!”

　　　　

“He even hugged you?”

　　　　

“That’s called flirting! He’s simply flirting with me! I feel like giving him a few well-aimed kicks.” Mu Yu gritted her teeth and growled.

　　　　

Right at this moment, Jiang Wenwen suddenly hugged her, then gave her a proper headbutt.

　　　　

“Hey, what are you doing? Ouch! You’re crazy!” Startled, Mu Yu pushed her away and rubbed her forehead. “Don’t you feel the pain?” she reprimanded.

　　　　

“Shall we exchange souls? Let me enter your body and become you.”

　　　　

“What are you thinking?”

　　　　

“Let me feel the arms of the Young Master Qin. Bonus points if he kisses and touches me.” Jiang Wenwen caressed Mu Yu’s face, drunk in her own world.

　　　　

“You love-struck fool! Please don’t tell anybody that I know you. I have a reputation at stake.” Mu Yu withdrew her hand and poked Jiang Wenwen’s head.

　　　　

Jiang Wenwen massaged her head and pouted. “Can you just humor my daydream?”

　　　　

“Don’t you even think about it!”

　　　　

“Sigh! You have been touched and kissed by one of the biggest billionaires of An City. You have lived your moment. Of course you don’t have to think about it anymore. As for me—”

　　　

Jiang Wenwen was cut off mid-sentence by Hu Meiling’s roar. “Mu Yu! Which man kissed and touched you?!”

　　　　

Mu Yu felt a shudder seize her body. It was as if a thunderbolt flashed over her sunny day.