Dear Reader
Thank you for reading the first chapter of the book called, My Crazy Normal.
My Crazy Normal was originally written as an Interactive Story Game. I am in the process of adapting it into a novel form.The original version contains a great deal of dialogue to fit the platform for which it was intended.Though you can enjoy the story in its interactive format too as currently published.(eg when Kayley speaks, the format will be as this: Kayley ~ “Mike, what an awesome surprise. Where have you been?”)Full adaptation will be dependent on the popularity of the old Interactive Story.
Let me know what you think, of My Crazy Normal.Happy reading, Tatum Whispers********************
I have never been a normal person; I have never done things the normal way, I have never lived by any of the normal rules or even met people the normal way.
My normal is crazy, and I only live by my crazy rules.
My name is Kaylee. This is my story, the story of my crazy normal world.
I am late; I am always late; I think I like the rush of being late. I am speeding like a crazy person to get to my appointment. I also like the thrill of driving too fast; I think I like everything that is a rush, everything that is too fast. I like anything that pumps the adrenaline into my veins. It is nearly as close as a mindblowing orgasm.
My therapist tells me that I have an addictive personality, and I think he just might be right.
I get to the sunbed with only seconds to spare; I have always been serious in keeping my body tanned. In fact, my hair should always be the perfect color with a slight tint of highlights, have a perfect french manicure, and a well kept Brazilian wax. I have a tight well-shaped ass, decent size perky tits, and by far awesome abs. One can say I am vain; others call me a slut even sometimes a whore. I say if you got it, then flaunt it.
As I strip down to only my g-string, my phone beeps, it's Mike; I have not heard from him in months. He has always had a crush on me and has persistently tried to get into my pants.
“Mike, what an awesome surprise. Where have you been?”
“You know, between whores, the bat has become suspicious.”
“Are you still married to that bitch?”
“Disgustingly, yes. You still into that stripping gig?”
“On and off. It pays the bills.”
“You still running that tattoo parlor?”
“Yes. Do you feel like having a good party tonight?”
“Fuck yes, I am always up for a good party.”
“Rob just bought into this club. What do you say?”
“I have not seen him in years; send me the address.”
Mike and Rob are old friends; I first met them when I just started stripping and had to do table dance for them; we used to be inseparable, but then Mike got married to that bat, and Rob had to take over the family business, not the kind of business that you operate in the open, he is one of the biggest mafia bosses in the city.
An hour later, I pull into the parking lot of Mavericks. Mike meets me outside.
“Kay, it is great to see you.”
“It is awesome to see your crazy ass too. This place is amazing; where is he?”
“He does not know you are coming; stand behind his skinny ass, so he does not see you.”
Walking up to the bar, I can see Rob standing there with his back towards us; when did he get so fucking hot.
Rob turns to Mike and gives him a very displeased face. “You finally made it, were you too busy fucking one of your whores again?”
“You are a damn asshole.”
“And you are a prick.”
“I brought someone with.”
“You are not going to fuck in my bathrooms.”
“I will if I want to, but this one will not even do it if I paid her to.”
“At least one woman with brains.”
“I'd be careful; she would beat the shit out of you
“No girl is fast enough to even try and punch me.”
“Just turn your stupid ass around and take a look at her.”
As he turns around, I can see his crazy ass tattoos and perfect six-pack
“Dammit, Kay, it is great to see you.”
“Glad to see you still as crazy as ever.”
“You look amazing.”
“And when did you get so hot?”
Then I see the bimbo next to him, sticking like shit, “Who is the bimbo?”
“This is Anelle.”
I politely shake her hank, but god, I do not where it has been, so I rip it away as soon as I can.
“I have heard of you, Kayley.”
“Well, I have not heard from you. I am allergic to bimbos.”
Rob gasps as the word escapes my lips, “Kay!”
Mike pulls me back to come to stand next to him before things get nasty. “Kay, let us rather get a drink; what can I get you, girl?”
“Tequila, please.”
Then he gets straight to the point as he has done so many times, we have stopped counting, “So do you have a boyfriend?”
“No.”
“Married?”
“Fuck no.”
“Not even a casual relationship?
Rob jumps in before the interrogation goes any further, “Stop trying, prick, the has never been interested; I am sure she has not changed her mind.”
“And you, Rob?” I ask as he shuts Mike off completely.
“The best I can do in my business is bimbos.”
Anelle, in a huff, looks irritated at Rob, “You know I am here.”
“Keep quiet, Anelle.”
We ignore the rest of Anelle’s tantrum and carry on with our conversation. “And how is your business, Rob?”
“Doing very well. I have a partner now; he will be here later.”
“Oh, really? Is he as hot as you?”
“If I were a woman, I would fuck him.”
“Sounds interesting.”
“Stay away from him, Kay; he is bad news. He is not the type of man you should get involved with.”
I hope the two of them know that now I am even more interested in meeting him.
Once we have gotten all the catching out the way, I go and sit next to Anelle. “Can you detach yourself from Rob's arm and come drink and dance with me.”
After a few rounds of tequilas, Anelle and I end up on the bar counter dancing. Then I see him, walking in is one of the most gorgeous men I have ever seen; he has a perfect chiseled jaw, his muscled chest is screaming to pop out his shirt. You can see each of his tight muscles flowing into the next. He has a perfect head of messy hair; he is fucking hot.
He walks straight up to the bar and looks at me.
“What the fuck is going on here? When did my club turn in a strip joint?”
He says this with a smile on his face when he reaches out for my hand.
“Come, baby girl; you don't belong up there.”
My mouth goes dry, and my stupid legs don't want to work. This man is hotter than fuck.
Dear Reader Thank you for reading the first chapter of the book called, My Crazy Normal. My Crazy Normal was originally written as an Interactive Story Game. I am in the process of adapting it into a novel form. The original version contains a great deal of dialogue to fit the platform for which it was intended. Though you can enjoy the story in its interactive format too as currently published. (eg when Kayley speaks, the format will be as this: Kayley ~ “Mike, what an awesome surprise. Where have you been?”) Full adaptation will be dependent on the popularity of the old Interactive Story. Let me know what you think, of My Crazy Normal. Happy reading, Tatum Whispers
This hot as fuck sweet piece of ass has just helped me off the bar counter. That smile had me all but drowning in my own wet mess. For a moment there, I had my thighs clenching as his rough hand touched my palm. I don't think they make them any hotter than this.I am assuming he is Rob's business partner, as he called it his club. The fact that he called me baby girl means that he is not just a normal kind of business partner either. I understand now why they want me to stay away from him. There is no way that it will happen; I am even more drawn to him now.“Rob, I leave you alone for one minute, and you turn my club into a whore house.”
This guy is everywhere; it is bad enough he is stuck in my head, now he shows up at my work too. Not that I am complaining, but I am not quite ready for him to see me naked just yet.“Baby girl, what are you doing up there?”“I am working, Jackson.”
Oh, my god, I am in way over my head, but it is a rush, a rush that I need, a thrill that I crave. Everything about this man is hot, and he is burning right into my skin.What happens when I fall for a mafia boss. I don't know, but I am sure as hell going to find out."Fuck Kay," Rob looks me up and down as he greets me, "You are looking hot tonight; I feel I can almost eat you.""Do you want that jaw to eat?" Jackson asks Rob."If it is to eat Kay, then yes."Jackson steps forward and fists his hands around Rob's shirt, pulling him awkwardly closer, "I will rip that thing off your head.""Jackson," I pull Jackson away from Rob."It is fine, baby girl," he reassures me. "I am just reminding him of his manners."From next to Rob, Anelle speaks, "You do look hot, Kay.""It is Kayley to you," I remin
There are three assholes banging down my door; one of them better have fucking coffee, "Fuck can't a girl sleep in?""Sorry, Kay," Matthew says as he is the first to walk in."Morning, gorgeous." Drake jokingly says."You better watch your mouth," Anthony warns. "Boss, while feed your tongue to his dog.""Fuck Ant, that shit is sick," Mathew says.I look at all three of them standing in front of me, "Which one of you pricks has my coffee.""Boss is bringing it," Anthony says."What. I thought he was not going to come?""He changed his mind.""God, I look like shit."Mathew looks as he sees Jackson's car pull up outside, "I will keep boss busy while you clean up.""Thanks, Matt, you make me sound like a whore.""Better go perk that ass
I kind of pissed Jackson off a bit, but I am sure when he gets to know me better, he will see I have a kind of fucked up sense of humor, and I always say things how I want to say, I tell it how it is. I do things my way, and I sure as fuck don't let people tell me what to do Kayley ~ “Baby, I am sorry. I was just messing around.” Jackson ~ “Don't worry, baby girl. I just got a bit frustrated there.” Kayley ~ “What are you three idiots staring at?” Drake ~ “Waiting for boss to bend you over.” Jackson ~ “Drake, get the fuck out of here before I rip your balls off.” Matthew ~ “Boss, the truck is loaded.” Jackson ~ “Then fuck off, we will meet you there.” Kayley ~ “Baby, are you coming wi
My fucking head is pounding and Jackson is standing at the foot of the bed with a fucking smirk on his face. Kayley ~ “How the fuck did you get in here?” Jackson ~ “I have a key.” Kayley ~ ”Why are you fucking smiling like that?” Jackson ~ ”I have never seen anything so gorgeous sleeping before.” Kayley ~ ”Don't think your lame ass lines are going to get you off the hook.” Jackson ~ ”Baby I am sorry.” Kayley ~ ”Why the fuck are you naked?” Jackson ~ ”I sleep naked.” Kayley ~ ”Did you fucking sleep next to me naked?” Jackson ~ ”Yes Kayley ~ “Where the fuck is
I am so fucking pissed off at Jackson. I hate being lied to and now I am the fucking other woman, not even the only woman in his life. What is so god damn special about that, he has made me nothing less than a fucking whore? I am going to show him who the boss is. I grab the yellow pages and find what I am looking for. I dial the number. Kayley ~
The way he just fucked me makes it hard to stay pissed off at the man. There is nothing like a god damn big cock between your legs to make you forget everything. He is not off the hook though, I want to know what this bitch Kathleen's fucking problem is. Kayley ~”Come I need a drink.” Jackson ~”Sure baby girl.” Kayley ~”Steve give us two JDs.” Stephen ~”Gotcha girl.” Jackson ~”I fucking love it when you get so bossy. It is god damn hot.” Kayley ~”Flirting is not getting your ass out of this one Jackson.” Jackson ~”Baby girl please let me explain before you get cross again.” Kayley ~”I want you to think very carefully how you going to answer the ne
I always used to say that I am not a normal person. That I never used to do things the normal way. That I lived by my own rules and I never met people the normal way. My life was a crazy rollercoaster ride. I had a crazy normal life.Until I met him.Jackson D'Angelo.
He has moved back into our room and there is nothing that I am happier about. It feels good to have him back in my bed but I feel like a bus and his heavy ass is making it worse.Kayley ~”Jackson!”Kayley ~”Wake the hell up.”
This morning when I wake, I find a very fast asleep Jackson ~ next to me with The Cat In A Hat laying open on his chest, if I did not love him so much, I would kick his ass out of my bed. I take the book away and cover him up with the blankets. I get out of bed and make my way downstairs.Matthew ~”Morning Kay. We made you and Jackson coffee.”
So Jackson has called off the wedding and also ended our relationship.I am left here alone with my damn hormones and shitty morning sickness.And now the asshole is banging on the door.Jackson ~”Kayley are you okay?”Kayley ~”What does it sound like Jackson?”Jackson ~”Just open the fucking door.”Kayley ~”Just go away.”Jackson ~”Kayley open the door.”Kayley ~”Go away.”Jackson ~”I will kick this door down.”Kayley ~”Then how do I come to the bathroom?”Jackson ~”Open the damn door then.”
…Jackson's POV…I have had it with her, she is reckless and does not care what happens to her and the people around her. I am tired of her shit, she is putting my child at risk and I will not stand for it. If she cannot stop doing this shit then she will have to learn things the hard way. She is not a damn mafia queen she is a mother.Drake ~”
My wedding is in three days, I am nervous. In less than a year I fell in love with a mafia boss, became a mafia queen and did some scary ass shit. Now I am about to get married and we having a baby in nine months.Talk about crazy.The big question on everybody's lips.Is Kay still going to be a mafia queen?My answer I don't know.Every day I think about our baby, every day I think that I should not take the chance. If something has to happen, it will devastate Jackson and probably ruin our marriage.Kayley ~”Jackson, baby.”Jackson ~”Yes baby.”Kayley ~”I have been thinking.”Jackson ~”Am I going to like this?”
So my crazy ass life has brought me to this. A mafia queen, a hot as fuck mafia boss about to become my husband in only a few weeks. A few things in my buckle that no manor women should be proud of and most of all a stupid crazy ass extended family to make my rollercoaster ride worth every single stop.But today I am making a special trip on my own.It’s been three weeks since that whole suicide miss
I have come this far, I don't know what waits for us behind that door. Absolute chaos is about to erupt, is she even there, will this end the way that we have planned to for days. The minute I step through that door there is no turning back.Jackson ~”Kick the damn thing down. They know we are here.”
Oh my god my head is pounding. It is the most fun I have ever had with Jackson but I swear it is the most I have probably ever drank.And the ass is standing next to the bed with a smile and cup of coffee in his hand.Kayley ~”What the fuck are you smiling at?”