Han Qiang looked unbelieving! But looking at Lin Yu's firm eyes, he felt that he was unlikely to be bribed.
"That's good! You can't lower your noble head for that little stinky money! Of course, if I give you hundreds of thousands, you can still consider it! If I give you tens of thousands, just forget it, and I will look down on you! "Han Qiang said quietly.
"..." Lin Yu's face was full of black lines, and he secretly said that I was bribed for 10,000 yuan. Now I am in trouble and can't tell you. If I tell you, will you spit at me? I'm seriously looking down on you!
"Little witch! It's really dangerous this time!" Han Qiang said quietly. Seeing that Lin Yu didn't answer anything, he looked at Lin Yu and said, "I'll take you out to the bar tonight to welcome you! There's no human touch in this bullshit department of ours! There's no newcomer here either. Even though I’m here, I don’t even want to welcome you!”
"At night? I have to see if I have time!" Lin Yu was not sure. He started practicing surgery on the system at ten o'clock last night. He didn't know what the situation would be like tonight.
The two are talking.
The head nurse came in and said, "Dr. Lin, we will conduct new staff training tomorrow! At eight o'clock, the conference room on the 19th floor of the administration building!".
"Head nurse, there's something on your forehead! Come here, I'll take it away for you!" Han Qiang said shamelessly.
"Get out!" The head nurse didn't give him a good look.
"You don't know the heart of a good person!" Han Qiang was not angry either.
The head nurse twisted her waist and went out.
"The head nurse has a big butt, so she gave birth to twin boys. If you want a wife in the future, you should look for someone like this!" Han Qiang said with a smile.
"You have such strong tastes! The head nurse is four or five years older than you!" Lin Yu slowly got used to his meanness.
"You don't understand! A girl has the taste of a girl, but a young woman has a different taste in her heart!".
"Forget it, I won't bullshit you, you've already led me astray!" Lin Yu didn't want to delve into this topic anymore.
"No! Director Wang said, you should follow me first! Originally, you had to call me teacher! We are colleagues, so forget it, you can just call me Brother Qiang!" Han Qiang said without shame or impatience. .
"It's better to call me by name, Brother Qiang, it feels like a gangster!" Lin Yu said, Damn, I feel that the treatment is not much different from that of an intern.
You also have to study with the class! Actually with Han Qiang! A feeling of sadness spreads! Do you want to do surgical procedures like this every day?
"What's that? Lin Yu! I see your expression is a little reluctant?" Han Qiang saw Lin Yu's uncertain expression, and felt a sense of frustration in his heart.
"Do you have it?" Lin Yu secretly thought that I do, so why don't you let me work alone?
The biggest tragedy for people is that people who are better than you work harder than you, and people who are more handsome than you are richer than you. How miserable is this? The Department of Urology is already very tragic. Now we have to study hard. How to grow? How to become a qualified doctor!
Han Qiang said with a serious look, "Look, firstly, you are practicing medicine without a license; secondly, the form here is very complicated. We work shifts together with the general surgery department, and we only work one evening shift a week. You It takes a while to get acquainted; there is nothing wrong with our department, so what’s the point of you working shifts?”
The truth is indeed the same, but I am circumcised with you every day. When can this level of skills be improved? Lin Yu was secretly worried.
Lin Yu was a little irritated, thinking that it wouldn't be a bad thing to get familiar with the situation when he had just arrived. If he really had to work alone to deal with patients, he still felt a little flustered.
Treating diseases and saving lives is a technical job after all! You watch the doctor handle it, it's simple. If you really take action yourself, you will know how difficult it is. Otherwise, why would the doctor profession become more and more popular as it gets older?
"Okay then!" Lin Yu said quietly.
"Then let's talk about business! Tell me where did Waifeixian's surgical skills come from this morning?" Han Qiang had been holding it in his mind for a long time.
curious! I'm really curious. No matter what, how could a freshly graduated college student perform such a major surgery?
"Oh! I did several surgeries when I was an intern! My instructor was very hands-off! I did all the major and minor surgeries! I'm good enough to be your teacher!" Lin Yu said nonsensically.
Secretly, I told you that I stayed up all night last night and performed ten surgeries of this kind. And I have a system. I can see the color of your underwear and your little penis. Will you believe it?
Either you believe it, or you have to send me to a mental hospital!
"Teacher Lin? Bah, bah, bah! You are my teacher! I am handsomer than you, I have higher education than you, and my professional title is higher than yours. I call you teacher? You can't imagine that!"
Han Qiang said quietly that he really thought that surgery was too awesome. He secretly thought that your internship hospital is so awesome that it would perform such a major operation for you.
How caring you are as a teacher!
"..." Lin Yu's face was full of black lines! I secretly thought that you are just a little more handsome than me! What he said is true and it is not easy to refute .
"I'll believe you for now!" Although Han Qiang didn't quite believe him, his explanation was quite reasonable.
"Ding!" A WeChat message was sent.
Lin Yu opened WeChat and Wang Yanran sent a message, "Brother-in-law! I want to buy a mobile phone this afternoon. Do you have time to accompany me?".
"Okay! I'll pick you up!" Lin Yu quickly replied with a WeChat message.
"OK!"
"I'll treat you to something delicious tonight! I made a fortune today!" Lin Yu sent it.
It felt wrong, so I withdrew the message and edited it again, "I'll treat you to delicious food tonight! I paid my salary today!".
"Thank you, brother-in-law! I have to think about how to kill you!" Wang Yanran replied.
"Then I'll come to the cram school at three o'clock in the afternoon! There are still three hours, you can think about it!" Lin Yu looked at his watch and replied.
"What's going on? I saw you smiling so wildly when you sent a message, my dear?" Han Qiang felt funny when he saw him so happy.
"Go away! My sister, don't talk nonsense!" Lin Yu said angrily, secretly thinking that Han Qiang was not very annoying, but his biggest shortcoming was that he was too handsome and his mouth was too poisonous.
Looking at this heroic face, I want to slap him.
"Brother-in-law! Let me introduce you to her sometime!" Han Qiang happily joked. She was a woman, so he would make a joke.
"Get out! Don't make fun of my sister, or I'll turn my back on you!" Lin Yu said angrily.
"mean!"
Wang Yanran is the sister of Wang Yanzhi, her deceased ex-girlfriend! Three years younger, she is only 19 now. Lin Yu has always regarded her as his sister in his heart.
When she was two years old, she suffered from a severe cold. From then on, she became mute.
Others are deaf and mute, but she is different. She was not born with it in the first place. It is not known whether her condition is due to a cold or improper medication after a cold. For so many years, there has been no explanation. I went to many hospitals, it took too long, and the experts couldn't do anything.
"The four-eyed dog is on duty today, we can retreat!" Han Qiang suggested.
"Are we just going to work like this?" Lin Yu was also a little confused. He felt that it was too easy to make money. He had just arrived at the office and his buttocks were not yet hot from sitting, so he could get off work again.
"Otherwise? Our department is known as Bao Pi Department, and a more recognized name is the Nursing Department! There are no patients. Every day at work, the nurses look at the doctors, and the doctors look at the computers. The general surgery department next to it is in full swing. We Stare!" Han Qiang introduced.
He spoke neither quickly nor slowly, without any sense of shame, as if he was talking about someone else's department.
Lin Yu couldn't understand this "teacher!" and secretly thought that this guy just broke the jar and smashed it.
Lin Yu struggled and said, "I still want to learn something? I don't want to break the jar!".
Han Qiang glared at him, picked up the tea cup and took a sip of tea. A piece of tea leaf stuck to his sexy lips, and he licked it with his tongue!
With a sound of "Puff!", the tea leaves flew out and landed on the ground.
"Broken pot, broken pot? You have to be a broken pot! Expert Lin, I can understand that you are bloody when you first come here. Like you, when I first came here, I wanted to make my own application for the Chinese medical industry every day. Contribute! If you stay here for a long time, you will know how I feel now!" He looked decadent.
Lin Yu's heart sank, and he secretly wondered why this special mother felt like her future was gone. The biggest tragedy for a person is that people who are better than you work harder, and people who are thinner than you are still exercising. How uncomfortable it is.
"Han Qiang, should you wash your cup? It looks disgusting!" Lin Yu felt a little uncomfortable looking at Han Qiang's cup. The cup was a glass cup with a layer of tea dirt on the edge.
Although it is tea stain, it also affects the view. I secretly said that I can't drink it.
Han Qiang was a little embarrassed!
"This cup was given to me by my ex-girlfriend, and I couldn't bear to throw it away! You've been looking at it for so long, it's convenient! You also know that surgeons are too busy!"
Lin Yu let out a "poof" and thought to himself that you were talking about nonsense just now, but now it comes to your sore point, and you are busy again. You are busy picking up girls.
It’s better to go back and take a nap first.
Lin Yu was about to say goodbye! The phone suddenly rang.
He quickly picked up the phone and went to the corridor to answer the call.
"Lin Yu! What's going on with you? Don't forget each other if you want to be rich or noble. Now that you've settled down, are you going to ignore your brothers?" A familiar cursing voice came from the other end of the phone.
Mo Chen! Don’t be fat! Lin Yu's best friend and good gay friend shared the same dormitory for five years in high school and five years in college! There can be no words of affection between them. After a long time, it basically turned into a family relationship.
Except that their girlfriends can't sleep with each other, nothing else matters to them.
"Mo Fatty! Where are you! Stop beeping!"
"What's going on? The phone has been blocked! I thought you were caught going whoring?" Mo Chen complained.
Mo Chen also has a big head. They were eating and drinking together a few days ago. Since yesterday, he has been unable to get through on the phone, which makes him anxious to death! Thinking something happened to him.
"I was in a car accident when I was reporting yesterday and lost my cell phone." Lin Yu was also a little embarrassed. He just bought a cell phone at the door of the hospital, but he didn't know that he had called himself.
"Car accident? Are you okay? Why didn't I hear about it? Are you okay? Don't scare me. Is it serious?"
Mo Chen's anxious voice came from the phone.
A warm wave of emotion reached my ears through the handset of the mobile phone, and a wave of emotion rushed straight to my forehead, Damn! There is still a good friend in this world who cares about me.
"I have a great fortune. Even if my car crashes, I'm fine! How is the resume you submitted?"
Lin Yu didn't want to irritate him. It's hard to find a job now, especially in a second medical school and as an undergraduate, you are always picked.At job fairs, medical recruitment, and slightly better hospitals generally require graduate degrees and above, while undergraduates can only look forward to it!Some students went to graduate school, and a small number of students changed careers. It is indeed rare to be able to enter the Eighth Branch of Huaqing Hospital.When Lin Yu thought of this, he secretly had to take care of this good brother's feelings.There is no need to talk about the relationship between the two, but it doesn't hurt to ask."I'm calling to tell you good news..."It turns out that he received an interview notice from the Hexi District Health Center in Tanxiang City. He passed the interview successfully and officially came to report today. Now he is in the same place again.The place where Lin Yu's current ho
"Don't look down on this surgery! Others may cut the foreskin with a scalpel, but what I cut is art! Really! Don't look down on this thing. Think about it, where is the source of a man's happiness? ?”"Stop! You drive well! Your skills are indeed first-rate. It's not just a technology, it's an art!" Lin Yu said sarcastically."Classmate Xiaolin! Really! I now realize the benefits of being a surgeon. You see, when we drive a Mercedes out to cut circumcisions, the labor fee may not be enough for gas expenses. The important thing is that my skills are recognized by others!" This feels so good! You don’t know, our old Tang has to go out for acupuncture every week!""Then he made a lot of money!""Look! Your level is too low! When it comes to Old Tang, what is money? Money is a bastard! What he pursues is the respect of others for him! Think about it, he went to a grassroots hospital to perform acupuncture During the operation, the dean has to personally ac
The toilet is relatively clean, which is the only thing he is happy about. The operating room is different from other departments. There are not many people, and there are few operations. Or maybe the head nurse in the operating room loves cleanliness, otherwise there is no way to explain it!Fortunately, there was a stool in the toilet. As soon as Lin Yu sat on it, the voice in his head started [System startup, entering the simulated operating room, five ectopic appendicitis surgeries].Lin Yu was only short of vomiting blood, Wutai appendicitis, and actually ectopic cysticercitis. This cheating system treats me as an expert.I have been on the operating table for appendicitis, and the only thing I could do was pull the hook!I have never done this operation at all, let alone completed it independently, let alone if it was ectopic appendicitis.The system actually wants to complete such a difficult operation by itself. Lin Yu is still a little n
Lin Yu secretly said to Mo Chen, Mo Chen, your director is not a fuel-efficient lamp, damn! You're so good at pretending. You clearly drank too much and couldn't get up, so we didn't bother you."It's okay! Director Ma! The operation is over, should we evacuate first?" Han Qiang pinched the cigarette in his hand and said, the implication is that as soon as you pay us the labor fee, we can evacuate."Hey! Director Han, today! Don't leave no matter what! It's not easy to come here! I'll cook something for you and have a light meal tonight!" Director Ma said enthusiastically.'Ouch.' As soon as he finished speaking, he burped and smelled of alcohol.Lin Yu was secretly worried that you would not be able to undergo surgery later due to your tone.And appendicitis!You're so drunk! I'm afraid that I won't be able to hold the knife steadily."Director Ma! Did you drink a lot at lunch?" Lin Yu asked tentatively."Director Lin, I didn't
(Thanks to book friend 57361470 for supporting me with 5 monthly passes. Here is an additional chapter)Just like last night!The system will not have to practice surgery on its own for no reason, everything is arranged by itself! This surgery is just for you!Two hours ago, you asked me to perform the surgery, but I wouldn’t dare! Now I still dare to give it a try. Compared with just now, I have successfully treated Wutai appendicitis in the system, and it is a relatively difficult ectopic appendicitis."How about! Let's try it!" Han Qiang continued to put the cigarette in his mouth and dug around in the bag for a long time, but he didn't find a lighter! He hesitated.oh! He had been thrown away by Lin Yu, and he suddenly remembered."Okay!" Lin Yu expressed support."Appendicitis! I've had it done before! But I haven't done it for many years!" Han Qiang expressed some uncertainty about paying attention.This surgery is no joke
"No! We have to write a paper recently, which is about appendicitis! The hospital requires us to keep it highly confidential, and he will take care of your director! There will be many opportunities in the future!" Han Qiang insisted.When Mo Chen saw what Teacher Han said, he had no choice but to get off the stage angrily.At this time, Director Ma was sleeping on a bench in the operating room, snoring loudly. It was unclear whether he was really sleeping or pretending to sleep.Mo Chen could only look at the operating table from a distance."What's wrong with you! Why did you drive my good friend off the stage!" Lin Yu protested."Didn't you realize that we have been tricked by Director Ma? From what he described, this operation is not a minor operation. I doubt we need a basket! Now our appendix will be pressed to the ground and rubbed hard! This is a shameful thing, for you and me It's good to know, why do you still need your brother to know?
Why are you, Lin Yu, so different? You were able to perform such a major operation this morning!You can do it even with appendicitis!How did you guess just now that this appendix is the retroperitoneal appendix? I can’t figure it out!"Then let's change positions!" Han Qiang felt that it would be better to perform the operation in the chief surgeon's position!Especially for this small incision for appendicitis, he stood on the left side of the patient, and his field of view was much better. He hoped that Lin Yu would be on his side!Lin Yu's direct words almost choked him to death!"It's the same in every position! This operation is very fast!" Lin Yu said quietly, and he had already started!Han Qiang was horrified to see it. This man performed the operation too quickly. Because it was purulent appendicitis, the inflammation was severe and the edema was severe. It was at least ten centimeters long, and it could be as long as three
Director Ma became embarrassed, "It's like this. Originally, the two surgeries cost two thousand yuan per person. For the latter surgery, I paid two thousand yuan privately. I bought a Hetianxia for the two experts! No! Respect! I drank too much at noon! Thanks to you two!"Lin Yu was secretly shocked when he heard this!Just for a skin surgery and an appendicitis surgery, each person actually paid 4,000, for a total cost of 8,000!This is definitely a loss-making business.He watched Han Qiang put the envelope in the bag with peace of mind, and he felt at ease too.Earnings from labor is not illegal. It is not just helping, but also helping the patients. If the patients really have to wait in the hospital bed for the experts to come, they will suffer.It's just that the price is ridiculously high, but he couldn't get the surgery that day, so I helped him out. Calculating it this way, it's still about the same. Director Ma is still authenti