"No! We have to write a paper recently, which is about appendicitis! The hospital requires us to keep it highly confidential, and he will take care of your director! There will be many opportunities in the future!" Han Qiang insisted.
When Mo Chen saw what Teacher Han said, he had no choice but to get off the stage angrily.
At this time, Director Ma was sleeping on a bench in the operating room, snoring loudly. It was unclear whether he was really sleeping or pretending to sleep.
Mo Chen could only look at the operating table from a distance.
"What's wrong with you! Why did you drive my good friend off the stage!" Lin Yu protested.
"Didn't you realize that we have been tricked by Director Ma? From what he described, this operation is not a minor operation. I doubt we need a basket! Now our appendix will be pressed to the ground and rubbed hard! This is a shameful thing, for you and me It's good to know, why do you still need your brother to know?" Han Qiang said quietly.
Lin Yu secretly thought that you actually want to save face.
I thought you were thick-skinned and didn't want to lose face. Just now you were trying to show off, but now you know you're going to have your appendix pressed to the ground and rubbed!
"Let me try it first!" After Han Qiang said, he put both fingers in and started exploring!
Damn it! Where is the appendix!
He secretly thought that Director Ma was such a cheater. He must have been touching the appendix for a long time just now, and that was why he cheated me.
Han Qiang didn't dare to think too much and prayed secretly, appendix, appendix, where are you?
Come out quickly! You are already inflamed and it is so uncomfortable. I am here to liberate you. I am here to save you. You have completed your historical mission.
"How's it going?" Lin Yu asked concernedly when he saw that he was sweating profusely from exhaustion, and secretly thought that it would be better to have an operation.
"Damn it! We seem to have been tricked by Director Ma! I think his snoring is a bit exaggerated, and it can be heard in the sky!" Han Qiang looked at Lin Yu and said quietly.
He was very anxious at this time.
"We must find the cecum first!" Lin Yu reminded.
"I know how to look for the cecum! Don't tell me!" Han Qiang said irritably, secretly thinking that he couldn't find it?
"I saw that after you turned it over for a long time, it was not all the cecum! The color of the cecum is grayer than that of the small intestine. I saw that after you turned it over for a long time, it was all small intestine!" Lin Yu continued to remind.
"Brother! One minute on stage, ten years of hard work off stage! You speak softly, I tried my best to suck the milk, but I can't find my appendix! This is embarrassing!" Han Qiang was embarrassed like never before.
In the past, at Huaqing Hospital, if the operation couldn't be performed, the superior doctor would help. Now, it's better. I am the superior doctor and the acupuncture doctor!
It was not easy for me to experience the joy of being a doctor who performed acupuncture. Less than an hour after I was happy, I was rubbed against the ground by a broken appendix. There would be no chance for acupuncture in the future.
Lin Yu pulled the hook and looked at him sweating profusely, a little anxious!
"There is a colon bag in front of the cecum, and there are fat sags on both sides! It's not that difficult!" Lin Yu just didn't say that he went on stage to do it.
If you want to show off, the opportunity has been given to you, so you have to seize it!
"I know! Isn't it true? What's going on? Is it really an ectopic appendix! You crow's mouth!" Han Qiang has a big head, which should indicate ectopic appendicitis.
Just as Han Qiang was looking for his appendix, there was an explosion in the live surgery room!
【what's going on? It's been more than ten minutes, why are you still turning your intestines? God, are you sleeping? 】
[I have limited traffic, and there is no Vife in the toilet . You are trying to trick me! 】
[The master just prevents the brother upstairs from pulling him out! Did you notice that this guy was acting like he was constipated during the surgery? He tried very hard, but there was no progress! 】
【What is he doing? Why is there no movement after turning for a long time? This is the rhythm of stir-frying the fat intestines! 】
[I guess the appendix can’t be found! 】
[If I give him another five minutes and can't find the appendix, I will report him! 】
【I looked carefully! It shouldn't be the master in the morning, it seems his assistant is doing it! He is guiding from the side. Take a good look at the lower right corner of the live broadcast room! 】
【Um! The brother upstairs said this, and I felt much better. I was suddenly no longer constipated! 】
...
How did Lin Yu know that his surgical live broadcast room was already so busy? It was afternoon. In addition to the doctors on the operating table, many doctors who followed this live broadcast account were turning on the live broadcast and waiting for the master's performance.
Seeing Han Qiang dripping with sweat, the head nurse immediately ordered a little nurse to come over and wipe his sweat!
"Yeah! You smell so good!" Han Qiang looked at the nurse and said.
"Ah? Are you okay?" The little nurse didn't know what he meant. He just saw this super handsome guy smoking in the duty room.
He is so handsome, even prettier than a celebrity! This was her first impression of him. When the little nurse saw him saying that he smelled so good, her heart fluttered.
"What perfume are you using?" Han Qiang asked.
"Ah! I didn't use perfume?"
"Oh! That should smell like milk!" Han Qiang played with the taste.
"Teacher, you are so annoying!" the little nurse scolded shyly.
Lin Yu almost vomited blood, Han Qiang, Han Qiang, you are such a bastard, under such high pressure, you can still tease me, I really can't help you, I just obey you!
"Brother! At this time, you are still thinking about women. Do you know how to write the word "sexual"?
"Brother Lin, this person lives by his mentality! The greater the pressure, the more we have to release ourselves! Don't be anxious!" Han Qiang continued to search.
Lin Yu looked at him and secretly thought that this guy might not be able to handle it.
"How about I do it!" Lin Yu suggested kindly.
"Are you here? Are you here to be funny! I can't even do it! Can you do it?" Han Qiang shot a look of contempt at him.
"In addition to being great at teasing women with your mouth, you have to work hard on other things!" Lin Yu suggested.
"I think this appendix is just like a woman's. She'll get tired of chasing after it for a long time, and there's no point in chasing her any more! How about I make the incision wider! If that doesn't work, I'll ask my classmates for help! Damn it. !" Han Qiang was completely discouraged. He never thought that Lin Yu could handle it from the bottom of his heart.
Lin Yu secretly thought that you really can't handle this.
"No! Let me guide you!" Lin Yu looked hard at the surgical area.
Sudden! A familiar voice came from my mind [System Intermediate Perspective, consumes 20 experience points, remaining 10]
At that moment, the surgical field of view was extremely clear, and the entire operation appeared in his eyes like a 3D image.
As expected, it was really ectopic appendicitis!
"Free the small intestine in your hand!" Lin Yu ordered.
"ah!"
"Oh shit! You do as I say!" Lin Yu yelled.
"Okay!" Han Qiang said helplessly.
"Well! Keep dissociating to the end! Open the parietal peritoneum!"
"Ah? Retroperitoneal appendix! Real or fake?" Han Qiang didn't believe it.
"Real or fake? You'll know once you try it!" Lin Yu said quietly.
"Don't cheat me!" Although Han Qiang said so, he still opened the parietal peritoneum!
Holy shit! It’s really a retroperitoneal appendix! He couldn't believe his eyes. After searching for a long time, it turned out that you were hiding.
And it’s hidden so deeply! No wonder I can’t find it!
"No! How do you know it's a retroperitoneal appendix!" Han Qiang didn't understand how Lin Yu knew.
This shouldn't be the case. I am in the chief operating position and my surgical field of view is much clearer. How did you, Lin Yu, know that it was a retroperitoneal appendix in the first assistant position?
This is rare clinically!
Unless you can count! Otherwise, it would be impossible to know. Han Qiang felt that his self-esteem had been hit unprecedentedly.
"Me? When I was an intern, I encountered several cases of patients like this! So I guessed it!" I secretly said to you, I told you that I have a system to join me, will you believe it?
Will you believe me if I tell you that I can see the surgical field clearly?
"Oh! No wonder!" Han Qiang said, secretly saying that I feel much better when you say this.
"Then continue!" Lin Yu secretly thought that the appendix has been found. You should not have a big problem. I will just watch you quietly today and pretend to be cool.
Han Qiang is preparing to dissociate the appendix!
He suddenly discovered that things were not as simple as he thought!
Damn it! The appendix is so congested and edematous that it bleeds when touched! He couldn't move at all, and he would bleed whenever he moved! This is how to do?
He is completely confused, damn! Appendicitis is just appendicitis, why the hell do you have retroperitoneal appendicitis? It just came when it came, and you are still so congested.
This time it was completely over.
He kept following the bleeding point. He just touched it and the blood couldn't stop flowing.
There was an explosion in the live surgery room.
[It’s really ectopic appendicitis! Cattle fork! I quietly watched how the master pretended to be cool! 】
【yes! The appendix is so congested and edematous! I want to see what you do? 】
[The assistant is just a piece of shit! I pressed it for a long time and didn't dare to move! 】
【Why! I feel like I have gone back to two days ago. I was the same way that night. I was holding on and not daring to move. I started to bleed when I moved. It was not until our director came on stage that the problem was solved! 】
【This is sad enough! Dude upstairs, the darkness has passed, touch your head! Take comfort! 】
[Teachers, did something indescribable happen? Why is the magician not moving? Does compression stop bleeding? 】
[This blood can suppress me. I ate my appendix! 】
[There are bezoars inside! Gotta wash it off! It would go well with beer! 】
[I despise this magician, he is an assistant! He is here to beg us to slap him in the face! 】
【Attention everyone! Changed! Changed! Our master is here! I was shivering under the air conditioner and looking forward to it! 】
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"Brother Lin, what should I do? These are finished. This appendix is untouchable!" Han Qiang said anxiously. He was anxious at first when he couldn't find the appendix, but now he is even more anxious.
Lin Yu saw that he had pressed the button for a long time and stopped moving.
"Brother! You've done enough pretending, it's up to me to do it. I've done this surgery before when I was an intern!"
"Ah! You didn't tell me earlier! It made me nervous for a long time! Can you handle it?" Can you really handle this? Lin Yu was both expecting and doubting.
He didn't quite believe it, but now he had to believe it! Because this morning, Lin Yu succeeded in showing off!
Han Qiang was a little confused!
Just say Lin Yu! He looks average, average to the upper-middle-class among men, but there is still a long way to go before he is as beautiful as himself!
And the distance was still relatively large. Lin Yu didn't know that he had been despised at this time.
Did you undergo all kinds of surgeries during your internship? And all have a chance? If I had known this, I would have gone to your internship hospital for internship.
I graduated from the headquarters of Huaqing Medical University with a master's degree. After graduation, I worked as a trainee and intern at the headquarters of Huaqing Medical University. The hospital is very large and there are many patients, so I feel that it has nothing to do with me.
When I was an intern in the hospital, the most important thing I did was to write medical records, and then help the teachers to post test orders, and if that didn't work, I would send the patients!
Why are you, Lin Yu, so different? You were able to perform such a major operation this morning!You can do it even with appendicitis!How did you guess just now that this appendix is the retroperitoneal appendix? I can’t figure it out!"Then let's change positions!" Han Qiang felt that it would be better to perform the operation in the chief surgeon's position!Especially for this small incision for appendicitis, he stood on the left side of the patient, and his field of view was much better. He hoped that Lin Yu would be on his side!Lin Yu's direct words almost choked him to death!"It's the same in every position! This operation is very fast!" Lin Yu said quietly, and he had already started!Han Qiang was horrified to see it. This man performed the operation too quickly. Because it was purulent appendicitis, the inflammation was severe and the edema was severe. It was at least ten centimeters long, and it could be as long as three
Director Ma became embarrassed, "It's like this. Originally, the two surgeries cost two thousand yuan per person. For the latter surgery, I paid two thousand yuan privately. I bought a Hetianxia for the two experts! No! Respect! I drank too much at noon! Thanks to you two!"Lin Yu was secretly shocked when he heard this!Just for a skin surgery and an appendicitis surgery, each person actually paid 4,000, for a total cost of 8,000!This is definitely a loss-making business.He watched Han Qiang put the envelope in the bag with peace of mind, and he felt at ease too.Earnings from labor is not illegal. It is not just helping, but also helping the patients. If the patients really have to wait in the hospital bed for the experts to come, they will suffer.It's just that the price is ridiculously high, but he couldn't get the surgery that day, so I helped him out. Calculating it this way, it's still about the same. Director Ma is still authenti
"Stop talking nonsense, if I need money, you have to support me temporarily! You can also calculate the interest!""It depends on your performance!" Han Qiang replied playfully. He was suddenly interested in his girlfriend's sister and became curious, "Tell me about you little lolita!"."No chat! I'm getting off the car, you go first!" Lin Yu refused without hesitation.She also repeated her studies for a year. The year she took the college entrance examination was the year her sister died of sudden brain aneurysm rupture and bleeding.As a boyfriend, Lin Yu was hit hard!As the younger sister, Wang Yanran was hit even harder!From then on, her goal was to get into a well-known medical school. For no other reason than that, in her mind, she wanted to get into a better medical school so that she could better treat diseases and save people!In the first year, she was admitted to a second-tier medical school, the same medical school wher
"He doesn't know how to pretend to understand. He went on stage to perform an operation. Without me, he might still be on the operating table at this time, and he would definitely not be able to get off the ground!" Lin Yu was playing with the smell, which is a popular metaphor among surgeons.Generally, the operating table is higher than the ordinary table. The surgeon likes to have a small wooden stool under his feet, which can easily expose the surgical field.This is especially true for petite practitioners!Being unable to get off the ground originally describes a person who is more awesome! Surgeons often joke with each other, meaning that if you cannot perform an operation, you should not be brave. Otherwise, if you cannot get off the wooden stool, you will have to wait for a superior doctor to rescue you before you can get off the operating table, and you will be embarrassed.Wang Yanran did not delve into this, she directly sent a message [Bro
"Girl, what are you eating today?" an aunt in an apron asked enthusiastically. It was obvious that they were already very familiar with each other.【Large part! beef noodles! One serving is enough] She handed over the mobile phone in her hand."Okay! This is my first time eating a large portion of beef noodles! You go inside, it's air-conditioned!"Wang Yanran led Lin Yu to sit inside.Lin Yu felt much more comfortable instantly. It was too hot just now. After walking for ten minutes, he was sweating all over his body!The shop is not big, with only ten tables. There is already a couple eating the noodles inside, and laughter can be heard from time to time."Come often?" Lin Yu asked curiously.【Um! I love the beef noodles here! Very tasty! You give it a try! 】."Okay! I also like to eat noodles!".The noodles haven't come yet.Lin Yu said quietly, "Yanran! In your heart, we are relatives!".Wang Yanran was a l
The movie goes on!Lin Yu was holding popcorn, and Wang Yanran would take one into his mouth from time to time!The two people's hands touched again. Lin Yu was embarrassed and didn't dare to eat anymore. This feeling was too familiar and he had to keep a clear head.Wang Yanran's heart skipped a beat again. Seeing that her brother-in-law refused to eat, she still ate popcorn unscrupulously and watched movies...Lin Yu's phone vibrated and rang from time to time.It was none other than Han Qiang.And Mo Chen!Lin Yu sent a message, "I'm watching a movie! I'll call you back later!".Mo Chen was a good friend. He understood Lin Yu and never called him again.Han Qiang sent a message, "You have no conscience, you actually went to pick up my aunt's sister. You have to come over later, we will go and sing! If you don't come, we will break off our relationship!".Lin Yu ignored him and put the phone in his bag.He co
Lin Yu looked at the dean. After he finished singing, the beautiful woman was already riding on his lap.I secretly thought that he had more fun than me!Now it's Han Qiang's turn to sing again."What song do you want to sing? I'll sing it!" Zhihua came over and asked in his ear.A scent of fragrance came over, and Lin Yu lost no time in kissing her on the cheek.Human nature is inherently evil! Lin Yu secretly said."Ah!" She probably didn't expect Lin Yu to be so bold! He was a little overwhelmed and his voice was not loud. Lin Yu was startled, but no one noticed it!Zhihua ran away from the dress and went to the toilet.Lin Yu regretted it after doing this. He is actually a rational person. He secretly said that he has been a little horny recently. It's all because of Han Qiang, that bastard who irritated me.Mo Chen looked at Lin Yu with a smile. It was obvious that this guy saw my impulsive kiss just now.There
(Thanks to, "Amoxicillin cannot accompany wine" for 2 monthly votes and 3 recommendation votes, your name is awesome!)"It's okay! As for Zhi Hua, she made a report and wanted to be transferred to the operating room, but she was not approved several times! So she is here to show off!" Mo Chen said quietly."What department is she from?""The Department of Internal Medicine! It's extremely busy. Our grassroots Department of Internal Medicine is very busy! The Department of Surgery is quiet! The operating room is even more comfortable.""If you put it this way, I understand! If the surgery department is idle, then the operating room will be even idler! The income will be lower, right?""I just came here too! I don't know the details, but I heard that Zhihua's family is in good condition! The physicians and nurses are all tired. They said they hardly have time to sleep at night!" Mo Chen said quietly.Lin Yu secretly said that society is the w