Chapter 20 The cheating system catches you off guard

"Don't look down on this surgery! Others may cut the foreskin with a scalpel, but what I cut is art! Really! Don't look down on this thing. Think about it, where is the source of a man's happiness? ?”

"Stop! You drive well! Your skills are indeed first-rate. It's not just a technology, it's an art!" Lin Yu said sarcastically.

"Classmate Xiaolin! Really! I now realize the benefits of being a surgeon. You see, when we drive a Mercedes out to cut circumcisions, the labor fee may not be enough for gas expenses. The important thing is that my skills are recognized by others!" This feels so good! You don’t know, our old Tang has to go out for acupuncture every week!"

"Then he made a lot of money!"

"Look! Your level is too low! When it comes to Old Tang, what is money? Money is a bastard! What he pursues is the respect of others for him! Think about it, he went to a grassroots hospital to perform acupuncture During the operation, the dean has to personally accompany him? Then he arranges for a few beautiful sisters to accompany him, tell me! Has this person reached the peak of his life? You said that at this time, money is of no use! "

Old Tang is Director Tang of the General Surgery Department. It is true. At his level, money may be just a number.

Postdoctoral fellow, chief physician, department director, and provincial subject leader have many auras, but he may not be able to figure it out himself.

At this time, he no longer cares about money, what he cares about is his position in the hearts of others!

"What should I do if a medical accident occurs?" Lin Yu also knows the unspoken rules of the medical industry. This matter can be said to be a violation, but there is no explicit regulation to allow it.

Relevant departments just turned a blind eye.

For hospitals to develop, technology must make breakthroughs!

How to develop? How to break through? Although acupuncture may appear to be an operation, at a young age it is done to make some extra money. At a more noble level, it is for technical exchange and dissemination.

"Let's get it out of the way here. Are you going to have a medical accident if I make a foreskin? I'll do it only if I can do it. If I can't do it, I'll do it? I'm not stupid! To take a step back, even if it's a medical accident, If something goes wrong, the hospital will help you cover it up! Because he begged you! Not you begged him!"

While talking, the car arrived at the health center.

The health center is not big, with four floors! The decoration is pretty good. The Eighth Branch of Huaqing Hospital is an aircraft carrier. It looks like a small floating fishing boat. It is indeed relatively small.

There were a few cars parked in the yard.

There is also an ambulance made of the sacred vehicle of Qiu Mingshan, with a cross printed on it and the following: Hexi District Health Center.

Half of the paint on the word "yard" has fallen off.

This poor ambulance was stuck in the corner with a flat tire. It must have been out of use for a long time.

Han Qiang didn't pay attention to this at all. He took off his sunglasses and immediately got into the mood.

"Do I look like an expert?" He looked at Lin Yu and said.

“Are you an expert in moving bricks?”.

"You...why did I deal with a colleague like you?" Han Qiang looked irritated.

"You are my little..." The call came at the right time.

"Here it comes! At the door! Come out quickly and hold a grand welcoming ceremony!" Lin Yu said playfully.

After a while, a familiar figure of a fat man ran out.

"Teacher Han! Hello! I am Mo Chen, Lin Yu's classmate! Please excuse me!" Mo Chen looked at Han Qiang warmly and said.

He regarded Lin Yu as nothing but air, only focusing on breathing, without paying any attention to him, and devoted himself wholeheartedly to welcoming the expert from Han University.

He was wearing a white coat. It had no buttons, and it probably couldn't be buttoned. How could a 180-pound embryo be buttoned?

"Why is your white coat so small! The two lumps on your chest can't even cover it!" Lin Yu was joking. This guy is fatter. He laughed every time because the two lumps on his chest were plumper than some girls!

"I... am wearing my colleague's clothes. I just arrived and the clothes haven't been matched yet!"

"Well! Take us to the operating room quickly!" Han Qiang urged, he had fully entered the role of an expert from a higher-level hospital.

commit a sin!

After working as a doctor for several years, I have always been scorned by others. Today, I am finally regarded as an expert. The sense of gain and satisfaction in my heart should be overwhelming, Lin Yu secretly thought.

"Okay, okay! Teacher Han!" Mo Chen cooperated flawlessly, and the teacher just opened his mouth.

Han Qiang felt so happy! I'm happier than being a pretentious little red flower.

Several people climbed to the fourth floor panting, and Mo Chen was even more exhausted! It was summer, and the health center did not have central air conditioning.

Lin Yu felt that his clothes were almost touching the flesh on his back, and his forehead was a little wet.

It was exactly one o'clock at noon, and the patient should also be taking a nap, so the whole floor seemed relatively quiet.

A woman is lingering at the door of the operating room!

"Aunt Ma! This is an expert from Huaqing Hospital! The operation will start immediately!" Mo Chen introduced enthusiastically.

The woman was dressed simply, with a plaid shirt on her upper body, looking smart.

"Thank you, expert! It's noon! Sorry for bothering you, expert!" The woman who came over always said thank you.

"Is Dayong's illness serious?" She saw that experts from such a big hospital were invited to come here, so she thought the illness was so serious that even the neighbor's child didn't hire any experts to treat his illness.

Is this the disease? We need to call in experts, how serious this is! The woman was unsure.

"Oh! Teacher Han! The child has phimosis! There is some inflammation!" Mo Chen introduced.

When Han Qiang heard this, he realized that this was his specialty!

"Don't worry! This is a minor surgery, it will be over in half an hour at most!" Han Qiang comforted the woman. Originally, this was a forbidden surgery, so why don't you worry? Minor surgeries are generally not something that can be discussed with patients.

What if something happens during the surgery?

At this time, Han Qiang's self-confidence was soaring and he began to speak freely!

The patient is a ten-year-old child!

"Did you sign the informed consent for surgery?" Han Qiang looked at the child and asked while putting on his white coat.

"Everything is ready! Our Director Ma is all ready, but who knows that a patient with acute suppurative appendicitis has arrived, and he has gone to deal with it!"

"Oh! Okay!" Han Qiang put on his gloves.

"Lin Yu, what are you doing? Come and help!" After all, he was a colleague, so he gave Lin Yu this opportunity.

"Mo Chen, you can do it! I have more opportunities for this small operation. Your teacher Han is our hospital's expert!" Lin Yu said playfully.

Han Qiang was not angry and opened the surgical bag.

When Mo Chen heard this, he became happy, "Then I would rather obey orders than be respectful. I can just learn from Teacher Han!"

Lin Yu was about to piss him off when a familiar voice suddenly came to his mind.

[The system task will start in five minutes! It takes half an hour to complete the five appendicitis surgery simulations, so be prepared! 】.

Lin Yu was about to focus on looking at the surgeon, but he didn't know that he had a task in his mind.

This is too cheating! When encountering the cheating system in your mind, you must be able to deal with it suddenly without being surprised, otherwise you will be pissed to death.

What I'm doing now is circumcision. You want me to train you in appendicitis surgery. Isn't this nonsense?

That's right.

Start in five minutes!

This broken system doesn't even get my consent, so you just arrange random tasks for me! Lin Yu has a big head, does he respect his host?

What if this was sex in bed!

If you want me to undergo training surgery, will my mother be impotent?

Why? Now that I am single, I think too much!

But now that the system is about to start up, there is no other way. We have to find a quieter place!

Lin Yu has a big head! Nima, I’m not familiar with this place, where are I going?

Children undergoing surgery sleep on the hospital bed, as helpless as lambs waiting to be slaughtered.

A nurse girl came in and asked, "Doctor Mo, do you want to help?".

"If you want to be busy, go ahead and do it. I have an expert here!" Mo Chen looked at Lin Yu and said.

Mo Chen knew very well what kind of thing Lin Yu was. He had to hold himself up when he first entered the hospital. He secretly thought that I could invite two experts from Huaqing Hospital just one day after I arrived!

Awesome! Which of you can?

Mo Chen felt a sense of pride in his heart.

Lin Yu didn't know this little thought in his mind, but what he was anxious about at this time was to find a quiet place to complete the operation arranged by the system.

"Mo Fatty! I have to go to the toilet, you still need her help!" Lin Yu said anxiously, I have to find a place!

Although it is a small butt surgery, an assistant is still needed to hand over some things.

"Okay!" The nurse girl stood nearby obediently.

"Does it hurt, uncle?" the child asked helplessly.

　　 Han Qiang said quietly, "Of course it won't hurt! Once the operation is done, your little bird will grow very big in the future! Ask this aunt! Does she like big or small...".

Lin Yu was walking at the door, pursed his lips and smiled, secretly thinking that Han Qiang never stopped talking, and he acted like a bitch when he saw a woman.

Lin Yu came to the corridor. There were only two rooms for the operation. The door of the operating room next to it was ajar. A nurse was shuttled back and forth, probably preparing for the operation.

But the patient with appendicitis has not been sent yet.

Damn it! Lin Yu was anxious, where is this going? System-breaking training requires a relatively quiet environment. Now it's fine. There are four rooms here, two operating rooms, a nurse station, and a doctor's workstation.

I definitely can't go to the nurse's station, and there's a guy snoring at the doctor's workstation.

The so-called operating room only has four rooms! There is a partitioning wooden door in the middle.

There was a flat cart placed in the corner of the aisle. Although its four legs were rusty, it was covered with a layer of clean non-woven fabric.

Lin Yu looked at the simple conditions. Compared with Huaqing Hospital, it was like heaven and earth.

After being delayed for at least a few minutes, Lin Yu looked at the snoring doctor and secretly thought that only the doctor's office was better. Logically speaking, this should be the anesthesiologist's office.

The guy snoring must be an anesthetist. At this time, he was lying on the stool, sleeping soundly.

The air conditioner blew loudly. Lin Yu came to the room. It was much cooler inside.

Lin Yu saw a water-based pen on the table.

There was no time to think, so he found a piece of white paper and scrawled on it: This toilet is under maintenance, please go next door!

He used the glue on the table to stick the paper on the toilet door, and went in without thinking.

There is no other way now, we must find an independent space! According to my experience last night, I had to find a relatively quiet and confined space to concentrate on entering the system.

For this cheating system! I have to wait for the toilet too!

Before Lin Yu came in, he thought about it. Although the toilet was a toilet, it was not a place for people to stay.

But the air conditioning effect in this room is OK!

If we really find a place outside, the sun is not so hot right now! Once you have mastered the medical techniques for cysticercitis, it will be worth the loss if you suffer from heatstroke.

This is a disgusting decision made by someone else! It took so long to go to the toilet!