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Chapter 9: Officially Cray-Cray
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2022-05-13 19:30:31Did you know… The first person convicted of speeding was going eight mph!
I mean, how unfair is that!
And… The heads on Easter Island have bodies!
How cool!
And did you know that rabbits can’t puke!
Well… Okay, moving on…
Cotton-candy was actually invented by a dentist!
Like, was he just trying to spoil our teeth so we have to go to him more often?
And did you know that chewing gum boosts concentration?! And that showers really do spark creativity?
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