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Chapter three : Douche canoe

Author: Penwizard
last update Last Updated: 2021-04-26 04:10:26

In my dreams and fantasies were the only places I figured ‘Angels’ really existed,not in my entire brief life had I thought of meeting one,the only problem is I had met him in a most unlikely situation,I gazed at the tea spreading at the ground with dread.

I felt his glazing eyes hovering over my petite body while his perfect face twisted into something ugly and menacing .

“Are you a moron?”

His words tumbled out of his beutiful mouth sounding harsh in my ears.

I felt like something had struck me flat knocking me on the ground,nobody ,I mean nobody have ever called me a moron,I immediately hate him and withdrew all the compliments I had thought of him.

He wasn't an angel but a dick wiessel.

Yes,a dick wiessel.

“Are you crazy or something”

He spoke again this time looking at me with disdain .

“You are the one who is crazy ”

I suddenly stated before closing my mouth as the fabric of reality struck me,he was supposed to be my boss .

But I was used to ordering peaple around,not the other way.He gazed at me anger and loath mixed in his cute face.

“What did you say ”

His words were laced with suprise,I guess he wasn't used to someone talking back to him.I remained quiet trying to stiffle the gigle threatening to emerge when he suddenly stood and walked past his desk towards me.

He sat at the edge of his wooden desk while crossing his huge hands on his broad chest while giving me a fleeting withering look.

“So you think this is funny ?”

He asked looking at the glass pieces of the dead mug scattered across the tiled floor .

“It was an acc-”

I muttered but he cut me short waving his hand.

“I think you did it intentionally ,to piss me off”

He twisted his face again.

I huffed tired of him twisting his face,if he loved doing that , ugly wrinkles will suddenly fill his beutiful face.

“So this is what we will do , you'll go back to the tea cafeteria and get me another cup of tea ,and that said ,make it quick”

He stated calmly with a smirk on his face.I turned to leave but he called me

“Dont leave this here”

He gazed at the scattered remains of the mug before returning to his desk and started typing something.

I heaved a sigh and bent trying to pile the glass pieces together when my finger got sliced and I hissed loudly,I gazed at him to see his reaction but he did not look up.

I cursed under my breath but finished piling the pieces and threw them in a dustbin bucket placed near the wall beside the door and walked out.

I hastily walked to the company cafeteria grumbling as the heels kept twisting my legs,I wasn't used to wearing them,am not simply  a fan.

After struggling for like eternity,I arrived at the cafeteria and took the tea before hurrying back,I didn't mind knocking at his door and pushed it before stomping inside.He gazed up at me .

“You don't have manners do you ?”

He slurred before motioning at the door .

“Go out and knock before entering,this is not a toilet you can budge in like that”

A slight gasp emanated from my lips and I gazed at him like a hungry hawk 

“Are you deaf ?”

He added and all I could manage was to grumble while storming outside,I hold my breath before hitting the door instead of knocking and he told me to enter.

I placed the mug before him and he gazed at it before slumping his back while swiveling the chair.I turned to leave but he stopped me, Again !

“Wait !”

He stated.

I faced him my face turning red and I felt like exploding .

“I don't like milk on my tea ”

He mouthed.

I closed my eyes tightly heaving a sigh,the thought of trekking to the cafeteria with the devilish heels twisting my legs again med me felt at the end of my tether.

I took the mug and stormed outside of the office.

~~~~Xavier Mackenzie~~~~~

I was appalled to see how hot my new P.A was,Her beutiful blonde hair looking like golden strands while her perfect beutiful face look like that of Sally kay,the daughter to William Kay the first billionaire of the city,pure coincidental,I checked her file and sure it was Sally Kay.

But it must be another Sally Kay,I marveled at how brave she was that she could think of talking back to me,her boss .I wanted to make sure I've kept her on her place so that she be sure of where she belonged.

I removed a packet of cigarette from my fat pocket and lighted it heaving slow puffs,I waited for some minutes before I heard the clacking of heels outside my office,I sat properly with a blunt expression glaring at the hot blonde who placed my tea infront of me.

“Anything else ?”

She asked in a bored lazy manner and I scoffed earning a glare from her .

“Yes”

I said picking a stack of files handing it to her.

“I need that work done before ten ”

I said checking my golden coated watch.

She turned to leave while muttering something under her breath which I heard.Something like.

Beautiful devil .

~~~~~~Sally~~~~~~

The day was tiresome like hell,I've never strained myself like that ,I was beginning to regret having decided to work for that devil incarnate,i should have accepted my dad's offer to work at his company,nobody could disrespect me there.

I pushed the door to my apartment while throwing the satanic heels off my feet,the house was empty so I knew Celine was out since I didn't notice the car parked outside.

I walked towards my bathroom and undressed before running to the shower .

•••Jake••••

“Man don't tell me you are planning on eating your p.A”

I laughed at the phone.

Xavier's unending notorious womanizing always seemed to amaze me,he was a typical example of a manwhore, always having hawk eyes to any beutiful face he sees.

“I won't ,but I surely got my eyes on this one”

He replied with his deep voice and I chuckled loudly.

“Have respect on yourself man,one day you'll end up In a pretty bad mess and yull wish you were someone else”

I stated nonchalantly meaning what I said .

“Then I'll regret  when that time comes”

Xavier said and hung out.

I dipped my phone on my jean pocket while leaning on my red bughatti waiting for Chris my twin brother outside the city mall.

Xavier had been my buddy since college and he had a really bad taste for women, always sleeping with anyone he sees ,I really pitied whoever that P.A was.

I suddenly stood flinching my eyes feverently not sure whether my eyes were playing games with me,Celine Kay walked outside the mall in a jean bum short and a black tank top,her black hair made into a pony tail.

She looked as beutiful and dazzling as the last time I remembered her when we were in highschool.

I walked quickly towards her.

“Celine”

I called at her and she turned as her mouth went gaping .

“Jake”

TBC ....

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