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Menghabiskan masa muda dengan dentuman musik DJ. Alesya dipaksa menjadi wanita malam oleh Grace Natalie, seorang mucikari kelas kakap yang menjadikan Alesya sebagai pemuas nafsu lelaki disana. Alesya yang dibeli satu juta dollar oleh seorang pria kaya membuat ia terjerat pada pembelian sepihak yang dilakukan pria itu kepada Grace. Namun, sebagai kompensasi Alesya meminta agar putra dari pria itu menjadi pelayannya selama ia menjadi nyonya Alensky. Waktu berlalu membuat cinta Alesya bersama Zen tumbuh. Namun, sebuah fakta justru terkuak saat keduanya bertekad menikah tanpa sepengetahuan Frengky, ayah dari Zen Alensky. Siapa sebenarnya Alesya bagi Zen? Mengapa rasanya mustahil bagi keduanya untuk bersatu dalam ikatan pernikahan? Baca terus kisah Alesya & Zen sampai tamat!

When someone asks me “how much will you wait for her?" My answer is“I will wait for her till my last breath" And I mean it.I am waiting for her and I will no matter what other say.Because my heart know she will definitely come back to me for our love,for our promise ; a promise to not leave eachother alone. ....... People says‛Waiting is a waste of time.'But sometime it's not a waste of time , especially if the thing you're waiting for is worth it.This story is the story prove of it. This story is about Abhinav Rathore who is waiting for his lady love ,Amaira.And he firmly believe that she will come back in his life one day for sure. But the main thing is that she is close to him,yet so far.She is in front of his eyes,yet he is longing to be with her.Why? What has happened to her?Will his believe win or not?Most importantly Will he keep standing on his believe or give up? To know read this love story .

Ling Yiran had been sentenced to three years in prison due to the car accident that killed the fiancée of Yi Jinli, the richest man in Shen City. When released from prison, she somehow ended up catching the attention of Yi Jinli. She kneeled on the ground and begged him, "Yi Jinli, can you let me go?" But he only smiled and said, "Sister, I will never let you go." It was said that Yi Jinli was completely indifferent to anyone and everyone, but for some reason, he did everything he could to please a sanitation worker girl who had been in prison for the past three years. However, the truth of the car accident that year had robbed her of all her love for him, and she ran away. Many years later, he begged her while on the ground, "Yiran, as long as you return by my side, I will do anything for you." But she only stared at him coldly and said, "Then, go die."

If you're looking for a story with sunshine, unicorns, and cliché endings well you won't find it here. Only Disney does those kinds of stuff, actually, this is a story where hopes and dreams are crushed into tiny little pieces, I know what you're thinking this is so over-dramatic but no, it’s not. I'm just simply telling the truth and the truth can be painful sometimes, anyway this is the tale where our brave main character got caught up with shit. Her life was simple back then robbing banks here and there and hacking stuff but it all changed on a faithful night, which she wants to take back so bad. Now she is plagued into a life with Mafias and Deadly Assassins with everyone out to get her, how can a kid possibly survive through it all? Join Midnight in a fun-filled adventure of a lifetime where she battled her way in a war between the Mafias and assassins, a past that needs reconciling and a promise that needs to be treasured. Where she asks herself in the end, how can a life be so cursed?

BE WITH YOU (TAGALOG) Lumaki si Adeline Pendleton sa isang mayamang pamilya. Nasa kanya ang lahat ng gusto ng isang tao sa buhay. Kayamanan, katanyagan, kagandahan, pera, mga damit na taga-disenyo, at mga masasarap na pagkain. Lahat, maliban sa lalaking mahal niya- si Drake Wright. Si Drake Wright ay ang tagapagmana ng Wright's Corporation. Sa kanyang murang edad, bumuo ang kanyang mga magulang ng isang imperyo na mamanahin niya balang araw. Okay ang lahat para sa kanya, hanggang sa nasangkot ang kanyang ama sa isang seryosong sitwasyon na nakaapekto sa kanilang kumpanya. Sinabihan siya ng kanyang mga magulang na malulugi ang kanilang kumpanya at ang tanging makakalutas sa kanilang problema ay dapat niyang pakasalan ang anak ng kanilang kaibigan- si Adeline Pendleton. Hindi niya gusto ang babae dahil ito ay masyadong walang muwang para sa kanya; naiinis siya sa presensya nito, at may mahal na siyang iba. Sa kasamaang palad, may malubhang karamdaman din ang kanyang ama at wala siyang magawa sa kanilang kumpanya kaya't humingi ito sa kanya ng pabor na ayusin ang problema para sa kanya. "Marry her, son. That's the only way. If you won't, maglalaho lahat ng sinakripisyo at ginawa namin ng ina mo para sa kumpanya natin." Sabi ng ama ni Drake habang nakahiga sa kanyang kama, hindi maigalaw ang kanyang mga kamay. Ano kaya ang mangyayari sa one-sided at broken marriage nina Drake at Adeline? Kakayanin kaya ni Adeline ang malupit na pagtrato at kayabangan ni Drake? Mabubuhay ba silang magkasama bilang mag-asawa nang walang pagmamahal at pagkakaintindihan? O mamumulaklak ang pag-ibig sa gitna ng bawat poot at hindi pagkakaunawaan?

Sagar is a tall, fair and extremely handsome man, could be easily called as a Dream boy. While he dreams about only one girl.... Damini. The girl who stole his heart when they were still in school... He was madly in love with Damini. But one day she left without saying a single word to him. He was broken hearted and still kept looking for her... Finally he found her after 10 years. What will happen when they come face to face with eachother. Come and join this journey to find more about their story......

Eunisa witnessed how her parents cheated each other, she knows that a broken glass can still be fix but not the way it used to be, the more you want to assemble together the more you realize how messy and broken it is. She met Dominique, her bestfriend. Naging sandalan niya Si Dominique sa lahat ng kalungkutan niya. Dominique will always be her silent lover. Pero alam naman yang hindi niya pag-aari si Dominique habang-buhay. Pero paano pagnakita niya si Dominique na may kasamang iba sa pinakapangit na pagkakataon. She knows her place very well. It always be a red flag, like what in the rules to the stop light. Red means stop or if she won't then she'll be doom forever.

21++ Mohon yang masih di bawah umur menjauh dulu, ya. Terimakasih.=========Jane, gadis cantik dan seksi yang memiliki talenta luar biasa dalam hal design. Dia dijuluki 'genius sketcher' saat kuliah. Namun sebuah tragedi membuatnya terpaksa harus mengubur impiannya menjadi seorang designer profesional.Untuk bertahan hidup, dia terpaksa menjadi 'ghost designer', membuat rancangan atas permintaan designer-designer terkenal.Ketika menemui salah satu klien, Jane nyaris dilecehkan. Ia berhasil menyelamatkan diri. Dalam upaya melarikan diri, ia bertemu sosok bermata biru yang 3 tahun lalu pernah menjanjikan mimpi yang indah untuk Jane.Akankah Jane mampu mewujudkan impiannya kembali?

*****"""""***** I was there looking into your life and your soul was always mine, but you were reluctant . This was an undeniable Twist of Fate that brought them together, even if they both belonged to two different worlds and were never meant to cross paths, which them got entangled into a series of lives and deaths, reincarnating to end that "Pact". EMERALD AZURE, a would be Alpha king who is not blessed with a 'Destined Mate' by Moon Gooddess, happens to come across an independent, University student SCARLET LOZENGE, who happen to be a weapon Designger and they both got into each other again . But what would happen when they would come to know the past that they shared ? Would Scarlet be able to forgive Emerald ? And Would Emerald be able to protect Scarlet ?? How long they are safe?. But what would happen when her true self is revealed?? Would they again be dancing as puppets in the hands of so called " Destiny" this time too ?? Or This time it's all about the choices they make ?? Whom would they both choose ??? .. .. their lives or the unspoken relationship...!!! *****"""""***** Stay tuned to find out the beautiful journey of reincarnation of these two people who found each other in different Eras and time intervals due to series of twists and turns. ****""""**** [ Note: The cover credit goes to rightful owner. Cover picture is taken from Google and Editing has been done solely by me.] This story is purely a work of my imagination and any resemblance of characters or incidents is just a pure coincidence. ****""""**** Instagram : pooja.bansal.92560 ****""""****

“Dam, please. Please take my virginity.” Avery and Damian were best friends since high school, and Damian had a secret crush on her for years.Avery suffers from DID after her brother's death, and Damian will have to live with her in the college dorms to look after her. But them being roommates will change everything in their friendship, especially when Avery has to deal with three different personalities and her naive love for Nate Walker, Damian's worst rival.Can best friends become lovers?