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Scorned by her arranged husband and in laws for being overweight and ugly, sole heiress of The Del Monte empire, Imelda Del Monte plans her own abduction and returns after two years for revenge. With her new body, beauty and power, she brings all her enemies down to their knees and takes over her empire, her heart as cold as ice as she puts behind emotions that could ruin her plan but the fire of her ex husband’s new desire for her threatens to melt her cold heart. Will she give in to the love she always craved for or will her thirst for revenge and power overcome?

Drunk and heartbroken, Juliette spends a night with a stranger, wanting nothing more than to forget about it. Four years later, while trying to get her business off the ground and take care of her ailing grandmother, Juliette faces a severe financial crisis. When yet another client refuses to continue with her company’s services and her grandmother falls gravely ill, she has no choice but to give in to her uncle’s demands. The only condition? She must marry the youngest son of the Garret family, a man rumored to be hideously ugly and impotent after a terrible accident years ago. For the sake of her business and her grandmother, Juliette agrees to marry James Garret, the so-called ugly and impotent billionaire. But after the wedding, she discovers the truth. His family has imposed a condition: unless he gets Juliette pregnant within the year, he will be cut out of the family will and stripped of his billionaire status. When Juliette meets James for the first time, she is shocked to find that he is neither ugly as the rumors claimed him to be nor impotent. Why else would he, on their wedding night, lean in close and whisper in her ear? “Let’s make some babies, sweet thing.”

A timid and ugly girl, Thea Jones was bullied by some of her schoolmates to death. All her life, Thea was nothing but a pushover. Hated by all and bullied by her classmates and her cousins, she lived a life miserable than death, not more than some trash. However, her life changed as a Tomboy Princess, from a fantasy land reincarnated as Thea and teaches everyone a lesson. This Tomboy Princess is known as the toughest girl in her entire realm. Being the strongest and most intelligent, she takes over Thea's life and sets all the wrong things right. Getting to those who bullied Thea in the past and also completing the task for her trials to get some amazing superpowers in her journey. Let's embark on the journey of Thea, where she becomes the stronger of the strongest and teaches all the bullies in her life and the school, a lesson they will never forget. In her way, she, the timid girl became the center of attention of everyone, especially for those unreachable boys who were at the top sometime ago. Yeah right...! You choose the right book. This is going to be the best book with humor, face-slapping, and adventure all in one. Do leave a review and comment from time to time to let me know how I am putting in the story. Thank you for choosing my book. Love your support. ❤️❤️

Have you ever pain so raw it feels like your hear is being dragged out of your heart? The type that breaks into pieces you could never find because they are lost to the wind of scorn and shame. Cassandra carries her pain like a weight on her shoulder everyday despite her smiles and jokes, too young to remember what it felt like to have parents before she lost hers to an accident her grandparents do not like talking about she is trying to find the little good life has in store for her. But she is given a brutal awakening when the one person she thought would bring her much needed happiness tosses her aside. So Cassandra runs away from it all, she runs far enough to never feel the despair looming behind her. And she runs into the arms of Ray, handsome, cocky, but caring, considerate, and loving. Cassandra is about to find out love works without the mate ties and build bonds with the most unlikely people. Cassandra is about to find the love acceptance she always yearned for in the most unlikely place.

When her father was still alive, she was referred to as the most beautiful, loved and luckiest girl in the town. Her boyfriend, as well as every other boy that came across her beauty, worshiped and adored her. She had everything. But all that ceased to exist after her father's tragic passing. All assets under her father's name were ceased in order to pay off his supposed debt that came out of nowhere. Her mother became a first class drunkard, her younger brother was driven from his school due to lack of funding and to make matters worse, she got a scar on her face. She moved from the most beautiful and luckiest girl to the most tragic and ugly on. From an aspiring model, to a common news broadcasting accountant. So many tragic things followed from there. Her boyfriend cheated, and she got set up to be raped by a stranger. But they say, after three strokes of bad luck comes good luck. The man who was been 'paid' to sleep with her was none other than the richest man in the human world, Nelson Divine. A true born Alpha. Will this be the start of her good luck after enduring bad luck till now? Find out the secrets of mates and bond and how a tragic story led to a beautiful one

Born chubby and Ugly, she was hated by all the people in her pack including her family. Cruelest fate, when she clock twenty two and she couldn't find her mate, her parents marry her off to the most ruthless man in the pack. He turned her to a punching bag and his Solence for pouring his anger whenever he is angry. One night, he was drunk to stupor and beat her up like he always do, this time she fell off the stairs and die.

"Hideous" "Twisted" "Scarred" "Beastly" "Ugly" "Grotesque" "Horrifying." Darcy had heard all those words and more in her twenty three years of life, and she had even started to believe that she was nothing more than a worthless beast, cursed with a face that could induce nightmares. A fleeting hope comes in the form of a million dollar offer from a billionaire, but all too soon, she is reminded that there is no knight in shining armor for a woman like her. It's up to her to change her own fate and get her revenge on all those who abused her.

Mia Hartley felt her heart pound with disbelief as she stood at the altar, staring at Nicholas Hernandez, her former tormentor from high school, now poised to be her husband. The memories flooded back — the cruel jokes, the relentless bullying. How could fate be so cruel as to bind her to him in marriage?

When James Chapman and I first got together, I was a regular student while he was one of the most popular guys in school. Five years down the road, I'm still a regular woman. James' attitude toward me has changed drastically, though. He frequently complains about my appearance. I know it's because his true love is back in the country. He misses our fifth anniversary because of her. His true love makes fun of me for being ugly to his face, so he orders me to get cosmetic surgery at her newly opened clinic. He wants me to use my fanbase to make her business boom. "You're so ugly that you'd be the perfect person to prove Barbara's skills… if she can actually make you look better, that is. We're all friends, aren't we? What's wrong with lending her a hand? Stop being so petty!" Barbara Simpson kills me—I die on the operating table in her inhumane clinic. James thinks I go missing because I'm just throwing a tantrum, but he realizes he's wrong when he finds my mangled body in the basement. The diamond ring he put on my finger is still there, too.

Freya Sandoval has a voluptuous body, and because of that, her fiancé cheated on her with another woman, one week before their wedding will be held. Her fiance blamed her for his cheating saying, he wouldn't do that if she just give herself to him that made her heart sunk in pain and not contented with that insult, the woman that her fiancé cheated with even called her "big fat ugly duckling" that made her confidence and self-esteem low, hindi lamang ang puso ni Freya ang nasaktan kundi maging ang kanyang pride dahil sa salitang binitawan ng babaeng iyon. Kaya nang gabing natuklasan n'ya ang panloloko ng kanyang fiancé ay nag desisyon s'yang pumunta sa bar upang uminom para kahit papaano ay maibsan ang sakit na kanyang nararamdaman. But faith wanted something more to happen because Freya met the man who would take his cherished virginity, the one and only Creed Hunter Lazaro, the world's youngest billionaire, they spend the night together at nang umagang magising si Freya ay tinakasan n'ya ang binata at hinayaan itong naiwan sa loob ng hotel room. Ang inakala ni Freya ay isang beses lamang na pagkikita ay hindi, dahil mas kumulit ang tadhana, dahil nalaman ng dalaga na si Creed, na kanyang naka one night stand ay hindi n'ya lamang boss sa kanyang bagong trabaho kundi stepbrother din n'ya dahil anak ito ng bagong asawa ng kanyang ina. Ano na ang gagawin ni Freya?