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Synopsis ‘’Closing your eyes or biting your lips doesn’t cut it, angel, You want us, we can feel it. When your heat comes, all you will want is us.’’ Oliver says, tracing his thumb over my lips. Aiden stood behind me, watching my every expression. ‘’What will the heat be like?’’ I asked. A small croissant smile danced on his lips, he looked onto the ceiling, the veins of his hand more visible as his shirt came undone. ‘’For you, it will be a burning desire onto your core, a thirst only Aiden and I can quench. You will ache for us to fill you. To make you whole…” ……………………. Two twin Alphas on the way to buy a new female slave, resilient shock registers on their faces as they realize that the girl they would want to buy is indeed the woman the moon goddess had created for the both of them. What happens when she is more determined to rebel. When she is not ready two accept this two smoking hot Alpha’s as her mates. A story filled with lust, passion, love, connection, revenge, and rise into power.

Not all coins have just two faces . . . Finian Relish is the casual kind of child who thinks having two sisters and a brother is the bane of his existence. His life changes when he finds a mysterious silver coin on a lone walk home. And when it presumably saves him from the clutches of his usual bullies in school, he starts to suspect the coin is not as ordinary as he thought. But then people close to him start to get hurt and the coin starts to show a third sinister face that follows him into his dreams to haunt him and he finds out not all coins have just two faces . . . The coin keeps reappearing stronger and more powerful in their lives after several failed attempts to dispose of it. Finian realizes having much siblings is an advantage as he must work with his sister and brother to figure out a way to get rid of the diabolic coin for good before it kills them all and spreads it's evil all over.

(CAUTION: MATURE CONTENT.) PLEASS DO NOT READ THIS BOOK IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE STEAMY CONTENT (IT CONTAINS MULTIPLE EROTIC SCENES).   "Who thought I could find my lover on Facebook, of all places?" Joyce thought to herself with a brightened smile after just saying goodnight at 4:30 AM to her naughty Facebook lover in the early hours of Monday. Joyce is a 23-year old young woman and a student at Darlington University. Due to the stress and boring life that she faces on campus, she wanted a distraction from it all once in a while. Now she had gotten addicted to sex chatting with her Facebook lover every single day at any given time, and she didn't quite know how she got wet easily by the romantic words of Finn, whom she only had a picture of.   Would they eventually meet up in person and take things from there? Would they leave things as they are on Facebook and continue sex chatting? Or would they break up sooner than we thought? Find out in this novel called My Naughty Facebook Lover. (Warning: Mature content)

Wesley Carter Cordova is a handsome, rich and a happy go lucky man. He is the owner of Cordova luxury shopping mall located at Quezon City, Philippines. Wesley is a certified womanizer. At the age of thirty two, it never crossed his mind to settle down and get married, because he's contented that he would see different faces of women everytime he opened his eyes in the morning. Unfortunately, destiny played with him. Dahil ang huling babaeng nakasiping niya ang siya pa 'lang magsisilbing instrumento tungo sa kanyang pagbabago. Ngunit paano kung dumating sa puntong singilin na siya ng kapalaran? Paano pa nga ba siya makapagbibigay ng sapat na kabayaran kung bandang huli'y maiiwan lang naman siyang sawi at luhaan?

Prince Sari is the current Prince of Kabinihan. Just like the previous rulers of their land, he possesses alluring beauty, elegance and admirable intelligence that is very suited for a royalty like him. Not known to many, he is a "Chosen Vessel" and has the Mark of Kasarinlan on his lower abdomen – a flower-shaped tattoo that signifies that the offspring is the next vessel to carry Kasarinlan's child. He is a heretic, and some think making him the next King would soil the kingdom's sole purpose: that is to serve their mighty Deity Kasarinlan and make him satisfied always. If they are to nurture Prince Sari and present him to the deity, their peaceful reign might disappear in a blink of an eye. On his 18th birthday, a personal adviser is assigned to Prince Sari – his name is Ulan. Ulan is tasked to give guidance to the Prince before he faces Kasarinlan in person. Until then, the Prince must learn various things as part of his destiny. Will he be able to bring prosper to his beloved land and people... or will he be the key to their downfall?

Imprisoned by her father's control, Adria, a young heiress, yearns for love and freedom. When she falls for Zimri, a defiant outsider, their forbidden romance ignites a passionate rebellion. But as her father prepares to marry her off for power, Adria faces an agonizing choice: defy his ruthless control and risk everything for love, or sacrifice her heart to protect Zimri from his wrath.

Drake and his MC are a for-hire group who rescue women and children from abusive relationships that are 'inescapable' and provide them with new identities and faces if necessary. After one such mission, Drake meets a woman that draws his attention like no other. Sam, Samantha, is a widow. A woman looking to get back into the dating scene after being alone for a year. When these two meet, it's fireworks and instant love. But, a leak in the Club causes the death of a rescue. In fact, the rescue that Drake was coming back from the very night he meet Sam. Guns, explosions, corrupt politians and life get in the way of these two. Does love conquer everything?

Thaddeus Carter is on the journey of fulfilling his dreams when he faces situations that demands his decisions. Let's find out how he handles the situations and how he handles his big bad- Kong. He will do anything to save his neighborhood, but when it comes to family...

This guy, how heavy is his taste, he’s still able to eat?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror, explosive hair, tattoos, and a demon-like face. Look at her for more than a second and you’ll have spicy eyes (your eyes will bleed-aka she looks really ugly). Before her rebirth, she was in love with someone else, bent on escaping, and after having relations with him, hates him deep to his bones. After her rebirth, she looked at the beauty on the bed, seriously thinking, the one who left his shadow in the past, seemingly should be him? In her past life, her mind was muddled. She tried to get rid of the outstandingly beautiful husband that she didn’t want, was victimized by slag men and cheap women, and her most trusted friend brainwashed her. In the end, she found people rebelling and friends deserting (isolated and alone). In this lifetime, all of the evil people scheming and longing for her divorce should yield. Sorry but this young miss’s IQ is on the line!

Riley Wright, a quiet and timid young lady's life takes a sudden turn after she spends a drunken night with her longtime crush, Nathan Martinez. Riley faces humiliation and ridicule from him, his family blackmails her into getting married to him. On their wedding day, her groom fails to show up, that same day, Riley gets into an accident that changes her forever. To my dear readers, the follow up book on "Her Accidental Billionaire Husband" you've been asking for, is finally here. This is Nathan, Ethan, Riley and Leah's story. To new readers, do not worry. It can also be read as a stand-alone.