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“What do you think you are doing?” He asked with his eyes getting darker with every passing second. “S-Seducing you.” I mumbled while fidgeting my fingers as his deep breath made the sensitive spot between my legs to throb. This wasn’t how it was supposed to be. It should be the other way round. “And who are you?” He asked as he lowered his head with his warm breath fanning my upper lip. I gulped as my body was visibly trembling. I wanted to run away but I couldn’t. His eyes had these magnets which were attracting every fiber inside my body towards him. “Y-your…y-your…” A lone tear escaped my eyes with my lower lip trembling. “My what?” He rasped as his black raven eyes were dwelling inside my emerald ones as I whimpered when he clenched my hairs in a fist at the back of my neck. “Your whore.” I admitted and he smashed his lips against mine. “Let me treat you like one then.” He growled inside my mouth.

Elle had been chasing the man she wants, almost all her life. She did everything she can just to make Grey fall inlove with her. Kahit masakit. Kahit gaano katagal. Akala nya kapag nakuha nya na, masaya na. Just like the books she used to read, the ending would always be in favour of the main characters. But in her case, it didn’t. She endlessly chased the man she thought could make her happy, only to bleed more. But she was only a human, she can’t forever revolve her world around him. So, she gave up. Ayaw nya na. Pagod na pagod na sya. Ang patuloy na pagtataboy ni Grey ang nag-udyok sa kanya para tapusin na ang mga kahibangan nya. Her ignored heart’s revival was to move on, forget every shameful things she did, and live her life without him. That was the plan. Pero kaya nya bang iwan si Grey? Gaano ba kadali ang kalimutan ang isang tao na kabisado mo na buong buhay mo? Paano ba kalimutan ang isang taong minahal mo higit pa sa sarili mo?

"Berikan aku uang! Maka aku, akan menyayangimu," bisik Joya di telinga Agha. Joya Tania, gadis SMA penggila uang. Ia menawarkan sebuah kontrak pernikahan pada Agha Hengkara, laki-laki asing, anak orang kaya yang ingin membalas dendam pada Kakaknya sendiri. Agha, yang dikenal penurut oleh keluarganya. Selama ini, hidup di bawah bayang-bayang Kakaknya yang memanfaatkan hidup Agha sendiri. Menyadari semua itu, Agha sedikit demi sedikit menyingkap topengnya, hanya untuk mengambil kekuasaan dan juga harta yang akan diwariskan oleh Keluarganya. Bagaimana takdir mempermainkan kehidupan yang mereka jalani? Bagaimana kehidupan menyiasati kehidupan mereka? Mampukah mereka berdua mencapai tujuan masing-masing? Mampukah, pernikahan yang didasari oleh uang akan membuat kebahagiaan untuk mereka berdua? Ini kisah manis bercampur pertentangan batin, dan juga intrik yang menyelimuti dua anak manusia, mencapai tujuan mereka.

Amy is a twenty three year-old girl who has everything in her life planned. She is focused on her work and achieving great things in her life. When she meets Jace, a hot and funny wolf, everything in her world is turned upside down. Jace tries to avoid her but he can't seem to stay away from her. She is fated for him. She is his awakening force...

Dark Slayer pack is one of the strongest pack in the werewolf kingdom. Alpha Jayden is ruthless, dominant and takes what belongs to him at all cost. He thinks Lucy is his mate, an accused murderer who gets abused by everyone in the pack. But Jolene, an omega of the pack knows that's not true because she is Alpha Jayden's true mate and has known this for years. Except no one else seems to know this, not even the alpha himself Werewolves are blessed with true mates by the moon goddess. A soul mate that will understand you like no other. A unique scent that lets you know your mate is near and a strong mate bond that makes you feel a ''pull' towards your blessed true mate. So why is Jolene watching her mate take on another she-wolf as his mate? What secret is Jolene hiding at the cost of her fated mate?

(book 1) Taika was a little different from other transmigration, she didn't wanted vengeance neither or wealth, she wasn't betrayed by her close ones neither did she get killed by anyone. In fact Taika had a normal peaceful life, a lovely parents and doting siblings and great friends who supported her when she was facing hardship or trouble. Like a bad dream her prefect life shattered one very night, her life took a double turn when she woke up only to find out she is dead and was bond to a transmigration cycle without her consent. She became a life puppet to the system cycle, due to her pure character she had to take twisted classes in order to be a villainess. And it was killing her...no matter how hard she struggled... she could never escape this suffering or tortured it was a cycle which she had to pass through and eventually became them.

When her marriage ended she thought it was the end until she dusted herself and reentered the working world. She never thought she was going to find her life and the love like no other. The Stolen Moments kept her on her toes and alive

When Axel and Ellen’s mother, the Great white witch, dies giving birth to werewolf children, they are given up for adoption. Not knowing who they really are. Axel was raised by humans and had to navigate being a wolf with no one to turn to, but his best friend. Lucy is also a wolf raised by human parents. Axels younger sister shows up, revealing his family history. Everything Axel thought he knew about himself is tossed into a tornado of chaos as he tries to be the man he was raised to be while also embracing who he really is. Another witch adopted Ellen Axel's twin sister. She thought she had no wolf, but her mother trapped her wolf to protect her from her cruel grandfather, who would have her killed for being a female firstborn and a half-breed, and he called them. They must battle their genetic history while embracing their destiny and trying to let their mates love them.

Karena desakan dari keluarga yang memintanya agar segera menikah, Dara yang notabennya seorang jomblo harus memutar otak untuk menghindar dari keluarga yang selalu meminta dirinya agar pulang membawa calon suami kalau tak ingin dirinya berakhir dengan kata keramat yang di sebut "Perjodohan" Alfan seorang lelaki yang di tinggal oleh istrinya, memiliki satu putri. Memilih Dara sebagai istrinya demi sang anak agar dapat merasakan kasih sayang seorang ibu.

Abel is a billionaire play boy who doesn't exactly believe in love until he met a beautiful girl one day and fell in love at first sight. But one phone call changes everything. One of his many flings is pregnant for him and when she gives birth to his twins later, he makes the decision to move out of town and start a new life with his children. He once met Millie, a friend of a friend and he thought she was interesting, they had a beautiful conversation, but just like Cinderella, it only lasted for a night and they never met again, only to meet up four years later. He owns a company now and has two toddlers he is taking care of. Millie can finally say she left her toxic relationship with her ex behind and is ready for new love and new career opportunities. The new career opportunity just happens to be at Abel's company, but he is a different man now, he is no longer the funny and exciting man she once talked to, he is a father now who doesn't believe in love anymore because he is scared of bringing a new woman into his children's lives. Millie also has to deal with bitter ghosts from the past, a secret she holds so dear and a toxic ex boyfriend who was the main reason she left town, but how long was she ever going to hide from him? Four years seems just as long as she could go.