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Sila'y pinag-isang dibdib ng kanilang masidhing pagnanasa— ang maghiganti at manubos para sa mga inosenteng buhay na isinangla kay kamatayan. Kapwa nanumpang palaging iingatan, poprotektahan, pahahalagahan, at mamahalin ang isa't isa mula sa araw na ito at sa mga susunod pang bukas, subalit ito'y hindi pangkaraniwang kwento ng romansa. Sila'y kapwa nanunumpang dudurugin, sasaktan, kasusuklaman, at kikitilin ang buhay ng isa't isa mula sa araw nang pagkakabunyag ng nakaraan at sa mga susunod pang bukas, hanggang si Kamatayan na mismo ang tumapos sa kanilang ugnayan. Bilang nag-iisang anak ng tanyag na mafia boss, lumaki si Quinn Amara Montejo sa pagkandili ng mga baril at patalim. Sa paghele ng karahasan at kalupitan, kanyang nasaksihan ang walang-awang pagbawi sa buhay ng kanyang mga minamahal. Ganid at uhaw sa dugo ang kaniyang kinalakihang mundo. Tila isang bombang nasa binggit ng pagsabog, rebelyon ang kanyang nakitang tanging susi upang makalaya mula sa anino ng kaniyang ama, ngunit agad itong natuldukan nang mag-aklas ang mga guhit sa kanyang palad. Ni hindi naligaw sa kanyang hinagap ang pagpapakasal, lalong hindi kay Gunther Zenith Dragoza, isang tanyag na business magnate na maraming sikretong itinatago. Lahat ay umaayon sa plano ng binata subalit kung siya'y ipinagkanulo't pinagtaksilan ng sariling puso, sino ang mananaig? Paghihiganti o pag-ibig? Dalawang pusong buong tapang na naglayag sa iisang sagradong tipanan. Sa bisig ng isat isa nga ba nila matatagpuan ang tahanang kanilang matagal na pinananabikan, o sila'y kapwa estrangherong dumaong lamang sa maling isla?

When the red sky falls on the nineteenth of August 2080, the people of Segunda Island never thought they'll see their beloved home end before their very eyes. They watched their society bombed into dust, taking many innocent lives. Is it a massacre or a genocide? They died without knowing the reason for their ill fate. Then they resurrected out of ordinary, shifting into something vicious. They've become a humanoid beast who craves for blood and gore. Jane Fortalejo have no choice to team up with a bunch of misfits. Their hope to find haven across the ocean motivates them to strive better against the so-called flesh-eating zombies; but human nature has always been so selfish, ruthless, and violent in their deepest, darkest thoughts. With no safe places left to run and hide, they swear to seek for the truth behind the apocalypse instead, even if their death comes as a price.

Namulat na ang mga mata ni Brielle Isabella Lopez sa hirap magmula ng mamatay ang kaniyang magulang. Siya na ang tumayong magulang para sa kaniyang mga kapatid. Sa kabila ng hirap ay hindi niya sinukuan ang kaniyang buhay dahil dedikado siyang maabot ang kaniyang mga pangarap. Unfortunately, un unexpected night will happen. Ang inaakala niyang pagbabagong buhay ay mas naging maggulo, siya ang nahanap ng pinagkakautangan ng kaniyang magulang. In exchange for those massive debt, she needs to sign for a contract for their relationship. Kailangan niyang magpanggap bilang mapapangasawa ng milyonaryo na ito. How could she tame him? Para saan ang lahat ng pagpapanggap na gagawin nila? May tsansa pa bang mapabago niya ang malamig at nagyeyelong puso nito? Ano naman ang kahihitnan niya sa puder nito? Would it make her happy? With the cold-hearted man named Ezekiel Lewis Collins. How could she stay with him? What are the things that she'll consider in staying by his side?

Si Azrianne ang tipo ng isang babae na lahat nang naisin niya gusto niyang makuha,mapabagay man ito o tao, she has that mindset than if she can't get it by money, she will get it by her charm. "If tempting you is the only way for you to love me back,then I will"

Catharyn Gualvez wants nothing but to strive hard in order for her to provide what her family needs. She became the breadwinner of her family the day that her father died but she didn't regret anything because for her family is more important than anyone or anything else. Xannon Clint Altamero is well-known as the cold-hearted billionaire. He wants nothing but power and fame. He is the most popular and powerful businessman not just locally, but also internationally. What if the cold-hearted beast met the most jolly and adorable Catharyn? Will that be the reason in order for him to realize that wealth is nothing without love?

Welbeck was the epitome of an eligible son-in-law. He was successful in his career, financially stable, kind-hearted, and always put his family first. He had been with his girlfriend, Keira, for three years and was ready to take the next step in their relationship. Keira's parents had high expectations for their daughter's future husband and were initially skeptical of Welbeck. However, he slowly won them over with his respectful manners, genuine interest in their family traditions, and admiration for their daughter. Welbeck also went out of his way to bond with Keira's younger brother, who had initially been hesitant about his older sister's new boyfriend. Welbeck was a successful entrepreneur who started his own business and had a great reputation in his industry. However, he never let his work consume him, always made time for Keira, and was supportive of her career aspirations. Additionally, Welbeck had a strong sense of family values, which was essential to Keira's parents. He not only took the time to get to know her family but also made an effort to connect them with his own family. Keira's parents were impressed by Welbeck's ability to balance his professional life with his commitment to his family. What set Welbeck apart from other potential son-in-laws was his genuine love and care for Keira. He was attentive to her needs, made her laugh, and always put her first. Keira's parents saw that Welbeck was more than just a good match, but the perfect partner for their daughter. In the end, Welbeck proposed to Keira in a grand gesture that embodied all of the qualities they valued. Keira's family was thrilled to have him as their future son-in-law, and they knew that Welbeck would continue to make Keira happy for years to come.

Planet Wayne, isang planeta kung saan itinuturing na Diyos ang mga bampira at tila hayop naman ang mga tao na ginagawang alipin. Bilang isang alipin, isa itong walang katarungang mundo para kay Lana. Mahahanap pa kaya niya ang kaligayahan at kalayaan na pinakaaasam niya lalo pa at isang masamang prinsepe na kilala sa pagpatay ng mga alipin ang nakabili sa kanya?

Eros is his name which was derived from the Greek god of love that was also known as "The Cupid". However, his name is a total opposite of him. He hates romance and all kinds of stuff which relates to passionate and intimate love. Other than that, he's also an aspiring mystery/thriller writer who is dreaming to be a famous and successful author someday. But his path to achieve his dream became mysterious, much thrilling and unexpectedly romantic when the cupid which turn out as a ghost named Shawna suddenly appeared in his room and force him to write a romance story for her.

Hindi akalain ni Mutya na magagawa nga talaga nyang pikutin ang among si Drake ngunit ngayon ay bigla na lang nabahag ang kanyang buntot at ayaw na niyang ituloy ang binabalak. Kailangan niyang makaalis ng kwarto bago pa magising si Drake. Dahan dahan niyang pinihit ang seradura ng pinto upang hindi sya makagawa ng ingay. Laking gulat na lamang nya dahil hindi pa man nya tuluyang nabubuksan ang pintuan ay may tumulak na nito mula sa labas kasunod ang maraming kislap at tunog ng camera. “Miss ikaw ba ang bagong girlfriend ni Drake Rufino?” “Nasa loob ba sya?” “Gano na kayo katagal?” Sunod sunod na katungan ng mga reporters. Sa takot ay napaurong sya. Hindi nya alam ang gagawin. Napatigil ang dalaga sa pag-urong nang bumangga sya sa matitipunong dibdib mula sa lalaking nakatayo sa kanyang likuran. Gising na si Drake. “Whats going on here?” halata sa mukha ng lalaki na bagong gising pa ito. Nakapulupot sa hubo't hubad nitong katawan ang puting kumot....

Ilang libong taon nang pinaghaharian ng angkan nina Timothy ang kaharian ng Zowol. Isang tagong mundo, kung saan mga naagnas na katawan ng mortal o kadalasan tawagin na zombie sa mundo ng mga tao. Sakop rin nila ang lahi ng mga lobo, kung saan sa pagdaan ng maraming henerasyon ay nagkaroon na ng pagkakabuklod at pagkakaisa sa bawat panig sa pagitan ng magkaibang lahi. Ngunit isang lahi ang hindi sang-ayon sa panukalang pag-isahin ang lahat. Ito ang mga lahi ng bampira, kung saan una silang napadpad sa mundo ng Acerria. Sa hindi inaasahang pangyayari, nagkaroon ng malaking digmaan sa pagitan ng mga Zowol at bampira na tumagal din ng ilang siglo. Sa labanan na naganap ay tuluyan nagapi at naubos ang mga lahi ng bampira. Pero iyon ang inaakala ng lahat, dahil may nag-iisang natira sa mga lahi nila. Si Kendra--- ang anak ng Hari ng mga bampira kay Aliyah, isang mortal na nakatakas bago maubos ng Zowol ang lahi ng bampira. Patuloy ang paghahanap sa nasabing huling bampira, ngunit hanggang sa kasalukuyan ay nanatiling walang pagkakakilanlan nito. Tanging ang pilat na kalmot sa likuran nito na ginawa ng hari ng mga lobo ang palatandaan dito. Sa pagdaan ng mga taon, tuluyang kinalimutan ang paghahanap dito. Ngunit sa hindi inaasahang pangyayari ay muling hahanapin si Kendra. Dahil nakasalalay sa huling dugo ng bampira ang kaligtasan ng mundong kanilang ginagalawan na nangnganib mawasak sa hinaharap...