pinoy humor jokes

Desperate to lose her virginity, Gracie, asks the new transferred boy out, the school nerd; Jason Drew. Well that's what she presumed, seeing the thick frame covering those eyes, that never left the books and the hand that never left the pens. He seemed like a perfect guy whom she could easily manipulate. Innocent and dumb. Seeing him so antisocial can mean only one thing right? That he has no experience in the field of sexual activity. Well at least that's what Gracie thought. But little did she know, innocence is far fetched from his dictionary. Nerd and innocent was never his thing. Never! The guy she just asked was a complete dominant and ruthless in bed, that can actually result in getting her on a wheelchair in a single night. "Sure, Gracie!" he said, "Meet you after the school." And the countdown begins...

"Didn't he tell you anything about me," She asked. She looked quite ethereal and unreal from where she stood, her baby bump showing so clearly that no one would believe she wasn't pregnant. "I'm pregnant honey and Anthony is responsible," She said again, this time her voice was firm and she looked me in the eyes. How could she be pregnant though? I was also pregnant. ** Vanessa Ives, daughter of a runaway mother and an artist that turned to a life of drugs would do anything she can to get her brother back and help her family. She would even get married to her ex boyfriend just because of his mother. Anthony Thorns, doesn't want a child, doesn't want to get married and wants to stay the heck away from his family and their trouble. But when Vanessa appears in his life again after six years, he has to do what she wants just so she could get what she needed. He just didn't know that it would cost him his sanity.

Gabrielle "Gabby" Crisostomo will not allow some wealthy guy to take advantage of her sister, and she couldn't let any man just leave her sister after they got tired of her, so she decided to kidnap the bastard who ruined her sister's life. However, she made such a huge mistake of kidnapping the wrong person, a wrong person who happened to be the billionaire Jayden Andrada, and Jayden Andrada will not hesitate to get back to the woman that caused him to lose a very important business deal, just because of a stupid mistaken identity.

It all started with a bet. Merliah wanted to prove that she could make everyone fall for her. However, who would have thought that a 33-year-old dean of their college could defy her advances? Irritated and obsessed with getting the dean's attention, she found herself falling for him, but to his eyes, she is just a kid that is yet to mature. Should she give up on him or still chase after him?

It is a love story between Rachel and Cole, they met in a unusual situation and got married in less than two weeks of working together as Boss and personal assistant. But both have their own reason for the marriage they live together contentedly despite the meddling of the relations on Rachel's side. They started to build an affection for each other until Cole discovered something that force him to reject his wife. Broken hearted Rachel left with her new found relative her mother. After two years she came back as a new woman ready to make every one pay for messing her life. She met her ex-husband again. But bound by her determination to set things right she stay away from Cole and promise to herself she will not fall for same mistake of falling for him again. But Cole has other ideas, and one of that is to win back the woman he rejected before.

Si Eli ay isang huwarang estudyante at kasalukuyang nangunguna sa kanilang klase. Kilala siya bilang isang tahimik na tao at walang interes sa ibang bagay bukod sa pag-aaral. Iyon na rin siguro ang isa sa pinakadahilan kung bakit walang maituturing na kaibigan sa school si Eli. Lingid sa kaalaman ng kanyang mga kaklase, si Eli ay isang closeted gay. Dahil sa fear of rejection at mahusgahan ng iba, mas pinipiling mapag-isa ni Eli kaysa makihalubilo sa kanyang mga kaklase. Isang gabi habang nagrereview si Eli para sa isang exam kinabukasan, napukaw ang kanyang atensiyon sa isang online advertisment. Ito ay isang 'dating' application na tinatawag na MATCHED, na kung saan ay maaari kang makakilala at makatagpo ng taong para sa iyo... As a gay person. Dahil sa masidhing kuryusidad ay dali-daling dinampot ni Eli ang kanyang cellphone para idownload ang MATCHED para simulang hanapin ang taong kukumpleto sa tinatago niyang pagkatao. Have you ever tried to use an app to find a lover? Let the hunt begin.

Don Leonardo De Capre; His eyes my look a little more crinkled around the edges but his face, a tad more weather-beaten,pero Leonardo De Capre ay hindi pa naman malapit sa kanyang edad ang taglay na kakisigan at kagapwuhan. Leonardo,fourty years of age. Owner of a Paradise Resort. Happily married for ten years to Minerva Matamis May nag-iisang anak, ang prinsesa nang kanilang tahanan Reyna Lynvy Marie. Siya ang taga pagmana ng isla mula sa kanyang ninuno at namana ng kanyang Daddy Leonardo. Ngunit natuklasan niyang mayroon nang ibang taong nag mamay-ari niyon--si Hanz,isang lalaking may tatlong M's--mayaman,masama ang ugali at mayabang.Pilit siyang pinapa-alis sa isang isla na mana raw niya mula sa kanilang Papa Leonardo.Pero sa isang tulad niya ay hindi aalis sapagkat sa kanya ang isla na iyon.Magkamatayan man sila! Donya Minerva Matamis; Legal na asawa ni Don Leonardo De Capre,kabiyak sa sampung taong pagsasama. Sa personal niyang buhay,siya ay nagpapagaling mula sa naghihinalong kasal kay Don Leonardo. Ang tubong Isabelenia ay isang sikat na Modelo ng magazine.She was travelling around the world because of her career. Until she heard humor that his loving husband are having affair with other womens. Kaya nagpasya siyang umuwi sa Pilipinas kasama ang kanyang Reyna Lynvy Marie. Para sa pagtutuos niya sa kanyang asawa at sa kabit nito. Na kung sino man siya. Lintik lang ang walang ganti!

The end of the world had never been so romantic—for Alisa Vega, at least. In an alternate universe where Earth survives the first apocalypse, humans live side by side with other species in a society where impossible things become possible. And yet, with all that magic and technology, love remains to be the most mysterious and unpredictable thing of all. Alisa Vega is a popular celebrity well-known for her beauty and charisma. Growing up in a loving and privileged environment, she had never wanted for anything in her life—until she meets Jester Lee, the rising star of the Adventurer community. Jester saves her life and steals her heart in the process. She confesses her love, but Jester is having none of it. Apparently, he's too busy saving all three worlds from a second apocalypse to entertain any thoughts on romance. But Alisa is convinced that he is THE ONE for her—and she is not taking no for an answer. Join Alisa and Jester as their stories unfold side by side: from gala appearances, photoshoots, and dodging the paparazzi, to navigating through a mess of man-eating monsters, secret identities, and uncovering conspiracies, all in the name of true love. *Author's Note: Some parts of the story may include scenes of violence and gore, dark (morbid) humor and possible emotional trauma (for the characters). Although the author encourages freedom in reading, this warning is in place for those who may find such topics disturbing. Reading should be fun for everyone, after all. Thank you! ^_^

Mohit Paul is a young and dynamic Fashion designer. He is sinfully handsome, having girls drooling over him but to their dismay, he barely gives them another look. He is bisexual, but prefers to be with men . Until one fateful night.... When he meets Srusti. Srusti is a simple, sweet and innocent girl. join their journey, to see who gets bewitched by whom....

Lailah Gazth had her whole life planned, but her world falls apart when her best friend Alison dies in a car accident, caused by nothing more and nothing less than the young criminal Azael Grimm or so he calls himself ... Lailah decides to take a risk and report him, getting a trial in which they will debate whether he is guilty or not, but that will be in three months, the same time Azael has to make her fall in love and prevent her from testifying against him and thus not go to jail. Will she get it? What consequences could she bring to her after her? Even a demon can fall for an angel ... and then he kisses me.