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Astria Equilla, Isang mabuting estudyante, anak, at kaibigan, Lumaking masunurin sa matatanda at magalang. Not until, Nang Engagement Day na, her fiancé na childhood friend nya ay tumakbo sa Engagement Ceremony at nagtanan kasama ang Girlfriend neto. She suddenly realized kung gaano kamali ang Desisyon nyang pumayag sa plano neto, Napatingin sya bigla sa lalaking nasa likodan nya na tahimik at mariing nakatitig lang din sakanya. Cairan Funtaveriá, step brother of her supposedly Fiancé and her ex-lover, a gloomy man na binabalot nang kadiliman ang mundo pero tulad nang gabi, may isang bituing nagpapaliwanag sa buhay nya and It was Astria, the fiancee of his step-brother. Sa pagpapanic dahil magsisimula na ang Ceremony, Hinatak ni Astria ang kamay ni Cairan papuntang entablado at sinimulan ang Engagement Ceremony. Ano kaya ang mangyayari sa dalawa matapos ang kaninang mga desisyon?

(Cerita 21+, dark romance, intrik, dendam dan plot twist) Juliet Amanda, 19 tahun, adalah seorang gadis yatim piatu dan mahasiswi yang pintar namun sangat pendiam dan tidak memiliki teman. Bukannya ia tidak mau, tapi Matthew Wiratama, walinya, yang tidak mengijinkan gadis itu untuk memiliki teman. Matthew sendiri adalah seorang seorang CEO berusia 30 tahun yang juga yatim piatu. Kedua orang tuanya meninggal karena kecelakaan lalu lintas dengan ayah dari Juliet sebagai supir mereka. Orang-orang mengira Matthew adalah pribadi yang baik hati dan pemaaf, dengan mengambil hak asuh Juliet yang yatim piatu di usia 16 tahun. Yang mereka tidak tahu, bahwa sejak Matthew mengambilnya menjadi adik angkat, sejak itu pula neraka untuk Juliet dimulai. ***

*COMPLETED* Lucy Mason is a girl with a dark past to her relationship with Kent Oliver Stone. He was the man who broke her heart. Years passed and they met again but in an intimate situation. Both of them got drunk and even spent one night in her house. For Lucy, she thought everything happened for a reason but it's all just a dream. What if the man she still in love with after ten years was happily married to her best friend Eloisa? Will she still loves him and willing to be his mistress for the sake of her love for him? What if she was willing to let go but found out that she was pregnant with his child? Will she takes the risk? Is loving a married man sin or a curse?

Apa yang akan kau lakukan jika cintamu bertepuk sebelah tangan?Memperjuangkannya hingga titik darah penghabisan?Atau memilih mundur dan mengubur perasaanmu dalam-dalam sampai kau bisa melupakan perasaan itu sendiri?Mundur.Itulah yang dilakukan soerang Hillary Thompson.Saat rasa yang tidak kehendakinya tiba-tiba muncul dan realita justru membawanya pada kepahitan takdir, Hillary memilih diam dan melupakan Angkasa. Laki-laki yang dengan pesonanya telah membuat Hillary jatuh hati.Berbeda dengan Jullio. Jullio yang telah jatuh cinta pada sosok Hillary sejak pertemuan pertama mereka memilih memperjuangkan cintanya meski selama ini Hillary selalu menolaknya mentah-mentah. Jullio mempercayai satu hal, Hillary adalah perempuan yang telah dikirim Tuhan untuknya.Sementara Angkasa, seperti ada yang hilang darinya sejak ia kuliah dan tidak lagi bertemu Hillary-adik kelasnya. Ada kekosongan yang begitu nyata di dalam hatinya. Sampai kekosongan itu membuatnya ingin bertemu Hillary lagi.Jullio, Angkasa dan Hillary terjebak dalam sebuah lingkaran kecil yang membuat mereka hanya berputar-putar di sana.Akankah Jullio melepas Hillary demi adik semata wayangnya-Angkasa?Atau, akankah Hillary kembali jatuh cinta pada Angkasa di saat hatinya sudah dimiliki Jullio?

I know this all too well, as, over the last few months, I had to find closure after separating with the love of my life and closing down my first startup. The closure I had to find for each event was different in its own way, but finding it was important, nonetheless.Peter believes na hindi siya ni

Sa lahat ng school, may maituturing na Campus curshes, Queen Bee, Ice Princess and Mr & Ms. Popular. Sikat na sikat ang pangalan na Cassandra Monteralba sa isang University sa Maynila hindi lamang dahil sa ganda o talino niyang taglay kundi dahil sa pagiging malamig, supalda, mataray at walang kinikilingan na kahit sino, kaya binansagan itong Ice Princess Pero kahit gaano kataas at lamig ng pader na matagal ng naitayo ni Cassandra ay walang hirap itong binasag at nilusaw ng isang masiyahin, malambing at hindi susuko na si Aubree Gonzales. Magagawa nga bang mapaibig at mapainit ni Aubree ang nagyeyelong puso ni Cassandra? Don't steal my story, this is my original.

"PLEASE FUCK ME DOCTOR". ANN BEGGED AS SHE CRAVED FOR HIS TOUCH IN-BETWEEN HER SPLAYED LEGS. //DARK ROMANCE// WARNING! THIS BOOK CONTAINS STEAMY SCENE IN EVERY CHAPTER, IF YOU ARE BELOW 18 AND YOU FEEL INSUCRE ABOUT READING EROTIC BOOK, PLEASE DON'T READ. IT CONTAINS HIGH SEXUAL CONTENT!!!...THOSE WHO WISH TO CONTINUE, PLEASE DO BECAUSE YOU WIL REALLY ENJOY IT, IT'S WORTH IT! … I am Ann hamburger. A sex maniac. I mean, I love having sex. And I am a fan of one night stands. My parents and ex boyfriend thinks I am cursed but my body is just highly sensitive. It was all fun to me but I got to thinking that they might be right. So my best friend introduced someone to me—A sex doctor . Marcus Morris. She says he is my last hope. My question is, am I really cursed? Can a sex doctor help me stop being a sex maniac? Well flip through this pages and read the story of my life. The shades of Ann...

Linda is a 23 years old medical student and Brent is a neurosurgeon. Brent is madly in love Linda but she hates him. How will both of them unite?

Callie Evans was trained to kill vampires. Now she's falling in love with one. As her town falls prey to a series of supernatural attacks, Callie and her family of hunters must uncover the vampire hidden in their midst - before it's too late. Drawn into a love triangle and struggling with her own morality, Callie has to fight to find herself again.

"Percuma tampan tapi penyakitan! Dia juga bodoh dan miskin!" Begitulah orang-orang mencemoohnya. Dia adalah seorang pemuda bernama Green Williams (21 tahun). Bagaimana jika kamu memiliki suami seperti Green? Penyakitan, lamban dan selalu bergantung padamu. Itulah yang dialami Hana Winata (18 tahun) ketika satu keadaan memaksanya untuk menikahi Green. Mampukah dia hidup bersama lelaki itu? Apakah Hana akan mempertahankan Green? Atau justru membuangnya?