Viper Strikes Back
XL
My husband asked me if bras were more comfortable without underwire, and I was happy that he had finally become more mature.
The next day, his assistant snatched the parcel I received in the mail, saying that it had the wrong address.
That night, I saw Samantha Davis post on her social media, with the caption, “My boyfriend bought this for me. Isn’t it pretty?”
It was a selfie taken in a hotel mirror, and there was a beautifully decorated box containing a bra lying beside her.
So, as it turned out, it was not that men became mature later in life, it was that you weren’t the one they were willing to become mature for.
Naturally, I gave the post a like and took a screenshot before sending it to my husband.
"What a waste. You could have gotten an 20% discount if you bought the whole set."
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