jokes tagalog

Kilala si Stanley Martin sa pagiging babaero sa school, yung tipo na walang sineseryoso na babae at parang laruan lang para sa kanya. Well, hindi nyo sya masisisi dahil sa angkin nitong kagwapuhan na kahit sino ay talagang mapapalingon. Hanggang sa wakasan ng Ama nya ang maliligayang araw ng ipakasal sya kay Alexandra. Amasonang babae, walang inaatrasan. Hindi sya katulad ng ibang babae na kapag nasaktan ay mananahimik na lang sa isang tabi. Kapag tama ay dapat ipaglaban, bawal magpa api. Nakahanap na ba ng katapat si Stan? Magkakasundo ba ang dalawa kung salungat ang ugali nila? Abangan!!

Luke Cabrera is a struggling 22 year old male left with nothing but a note full of debts. Desperado na siya at sa hindi inaasahang pagpihit ng kaniyang mundo, natagpuan niya ang sarili na nag-iisa. Ang kagimbal-gimbal pa ay naubusan siya ng pagpipilian kung kaya't ganoon na lang ang pamumursigi niyang magtrabaho sa ilalim ng taong siya ring dahilan ng paghihirap niya ngayon. Sa bawat kilos niyang inuulan ng kamalasan, darating pa kaya ang inaasam-asam na suwerte?

Eleand Altierra considers himself the luckiest man alive. He is a young multi-billionaire business tycoon from a well-known family, and he is married to a hot supermodel. But a series of unfortunate events happen in his life—it involves him in a vehicular accident with his sister. When he regains consciousness, he is in a strange place. The creatures he sees around are not entirely human—their beauties are ethereal; some have wings and deadly weapons! He is in Erganiv. A hidden realm wherein distinct races of faeries live. Eleand needs to come back home because he is just a lowly human unfit to stay in their world. But he discovers the dark secrets lurking in his blood, and his quest for survival begins. Will he abandon his humanity? Because in this magical world, he found his mate…

Rules. Kills. Ranks. Masks. Betrayals. Liars. Secrets. Haxielle Devi Grim, the secret heir of the biggest Mafia Organization- Grim Line Corporation. A typical selfish brat, cold, pyscho and troublemaker was- once again expelled because of her mistake. Her father Hades Grim sent her to their own school that has been kept as a secret to her for many years.She has one mission. Know the hidden secrets of her family and her own.Magagawa niya bang malaman lahat ng sikreto or everything will turn into dust? Welcome to Elyxir Academy!Would you like to kill?

Anastashia Franklin, a secret billionaire, a secret mafia queen, heir of the Franklin’s Luxury Companies and the Ancestral Island of Royals. She is a revengeful woman. She wants to vanish the entire mafia world as her plan. She is strong and independent woman. She fights for her rights as Arthuro Gatciano hides her daughter for a year. Arthuro Gatciano, the leader of Gatciano group of Mafias, multi-millioner, and the member of Gatciano Circle. He is ruthless and arrogant man. But fell in love to Anastashia Franklin. Bagaman ang kanilang love story ay parang isang rollercoaster na isa lang ang dinadaanan ngunit mapanganib, paikot, at buhay ang kapalit. Pag-ibig kaya ang magwagi sa kanilang dalawa o hanggang sa silang dalawa na lang din ang magpatayan sa isa’t isa?

Since young, Dione Amaris has always been fascinated by supernatural creatures; vampires, fairies, werewolves and many more. Her mother always read her stories about them. Until she turn to a fully grown woman, she has collected a lot of books about them and would still read them time to time and she ends reading a book, she can’t help but think if they really do exist. And what if… they really do exist? And one of its kind has been by her side all along? Will it be a start to a something new to her life? Or… it’ll start a havoc in her life?

What’s worse than hiding and using fake identity? Living in unfamiliar place filled with unfamiliar people who’s trying to get know more you. That’s what happen to Sophia Delos Ama who’s hiding in her fake identity as Faye Mckenzie. A half American, half Filipina who come home to live independently in a place where most of the citizens are old. Everyone is surprise by her sudden existence there which not part of her plan. Faye bought a house, a very old house far away from everyone. But the more she hide herself, the people get curious. She tried her very best not to get caught. Faye continuously separates herself from everyone until she met Conrad. A handsome doctor of Kennedy Town Provincial Hospital. He is tall, he’s charming, he’s everyone’s favorite in that town. A perfect man, in Sophia’s humble mind not on Faye’s. The only problem is Faye doesn’t want to be associated to anyone. Not again when all she wants is peace and harmonious life away from the ghost of her past. A wise man once said, you can only achieve peace when you let everyone in. Kennedy Town brings fatal bliss that she doesn’t want to be tainted. How will Faye do that when she don’t know how to trust again?

Stefan Salvatore, the youngest grandson of the largest and most well-known conglomerate—Divina Salvatore of the Salvatore Group of Companies—was the only survivor of the family's car accident ten years ago. Divina devotes her entire attention to his grandson, Stefan, to ensure that he is capable of running the company and carrying on Salvatore's bloodline. Stefan, on the other hand, is opposed to the idea of marriage and prefers to live his life as a bachelor. However, an unexpected turn of events occurred when he awoke in his bed completely naked and with a girl on his arms, which was witnessed by her grandmother. With that, his single life came to an end, and he was forced to marry that girl.

"Anyway, I'm Z. And I'm sorry for your blindfold. That's for your own good, woman..." ♡♡♡♡ Dahil sa kanyang inang nasa ICU, naipilitan si Calley na ipagbili ang kanyang sarili kahit labag sa kanyang kalooban. Sa loob ng isang gabi, nakasama at naangkin siya ng isang misteryosong lalaki na nagpakilala bilang "Z." Subalit sa halip na mapoot sa lalaking nakakuha ng kanyang pagkabirhen, namalayan na lang ni Calley na nahulog ang loob niya rito. Minahal niya ang hindi nakikitang lalaki at umasa pangakong babalikan siya nito at magpapakilala. Sa paglipas ng panahon, kahibangan mang maituturing, ngunit pinaghawakan ni Calley ang pangakong iyon ni Z. Lalo pa't ang isang gabing namagitan sa kanila nito ay nagbunga. Hanggang sa napadpad si Calley sa Coron at doon nakilala niya ang magkapatid na Zack at Zayne. Naging malapit ang dalawang lalaki sa kaniya, lalo na sa kaniyang anak, dahilan upang paghinalaan niyang isa sa mga ito si Z na ama ng kanyang anak. Isa nga kaya sa magkapatid ang lalaking matagal na niyang inaasam na makita? Ang lalaking minahal niya sa kabila ng nakapiring niyang mga mata? Or will she open her heart again for a new love?

Akala ni Hope natagpuan na niya ang lalaking makakasama niya sa buhay nang makilala niya si Rain. Naging masaya naman ang hate to love relationship nila at sa katunayan, nasa plano na nila ang bumuo ng sarili nilang pamilya. Pero hindi inakala ng dalaga na isang aksidente ang babawi kay Rain mula sa kanya. Bigla na lamang naglaho ang binata na mistulang isang bula. Two years later, she saw him again. Only that he wasn't Rain anymore. He was Dr. Kaden Aragon at ikakasal na ito sa isang napakagandang modelo. Pero ang pinakamasakit sa lahat, hindi siya nito nakikilala. She had become a stranger in her beloved's eyes. Masaya na ang binata. Magpapakilala pa ba si Hope para muli ay magbalik ito sa kanya? O 'di naman kaya ay hayaan na niya itong maging masaya kahit pa sa piling ng iba?