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She needed to rebuild her relationship with God. May be that was going to help ease the burden and loneliness in her marriage. This desire birthed a personal decision for the fresh start to begin with the sacrament of confession. Surprisingly a new connection began... A priest . He was looking to save souls while redeeming his soul from condemnation. However, unknown to them Fate had a different card in their destinies which they couldn't avoid. Even if they could, they didn't want to. The whirl entanglement began. Two souls unable to stop the desires of their hearts and flesh which seems stronger than they ever imagined. This unholy coitus yearning overpowered their individual will to be honest and faithful to their chosen vocations. Sin shouldn't be this tasty... Maybe this would be a better way to get redemption. Who knows?

Tentang Rayn yang tak pernah melihat perjuangan Alexa dalam mempertahankan hubungan mereka. Akankah gengsi Rayn menghancurkan hubungan mereka? Ataukah Alexa mampu mempertahankan hubungan mereka? Karena percuma saja jika hanya satu pihak yang berjuang. "I love you for now and on no matters how your reputation i still do and i just hope you wanna say to the moon and back, baby. As proof that i'm not stupid of this relation-shit."

Key terpaksa menandatangani kontrak menikah di tempat kerjanya. Ia sungguh disuguhi kejutan di hari pertama ia kerja di salah-satu perusahaan saham terbesar di Negeri Paman Sam itu. Kontrak menikah yang terpaksa ia buat dengan Aldo—Bujangan panas—yang sudah menjomblo selama 27 tahun. Ia harus—karena ayahnya yang sudah sakit-sakitan meminta Key untuk segera menikah. Dan konyol nya, Key malah meminta bantuan ‘Aldo’.Atasannya di kantor itu, sekaligus mantan sahabatnya dulu. Sebenarnya, alasan utama ia meminta bantuan Aldo adalah, karena Key tidak punya teman lelaki. Dan kebetulan saat ayah Key meminta ia mencari calon suami, Aldo juga berada di ruangan yang sama dengannya. Alhasil, dengan tidak waras nya, Key pun meminta lelaki gila itu untuk berpura-pura menjadi pacarnya dan calon suaminya. Namun bagi Aldo, perjanjian itu hanya lah sebatas putih di atas hitam dulunya.Saat Key memohon padanya, saat ia sudah menghapus memori nya dulu,saat ia berusaha untuk melupakan gadis itu.Namun apa jadinya jika Aldo benar-benar ingin membuat kontrak itu bukan lah sebatas kontrak? Karena ide kontrak menikah itu adalah atas dasar pemikiran gila nya sendiri saat ayah Key memintanya untuk menjaga putri semata wayang nya. karena Key itu adalah mantan istrinya yang melupakannya karena kecelakaan yang ia buat sendiri. Kecelakaan tragis yang membuat Key-Nya hilang ingatan dan tangan Aldo sendiri yang membunuh calon bayi mereka.

Kisah tentang Sanee yang harus dijodohkan dengan Gusti, seorang pria yang dulu pernah dekat dengan dirinya, namun tidak menjalin hubungan dengan baik. Tiba-tiba Dora datang dan membuat kehidupan pernikahan mereka hancur. Membuat Sanee harus merelakan calon bayinya.

"How many times do I have to say that I have nothing to do with that fierce lecturer?!" shouted Leora in annoyance to Sean, her lover. Leora had tried not to interact with the lecturer, Elmer. But the lecturer smelled something that makes he became suspicious from Leora's body so he kept trying to getting close to her. All the approach that Elmer’s did finaly got the result by the broken love between Leora and Sean. A lot of amazing thing that Leora received from Elmer made her even more fascinated by Elmer's mysterious figure. Until finally Leora was willing to open her heart for Elmer. Their relationship is getting more serious and intimate, but is opposed by Eleanor, Leora's grandmother, because she found that in fact Elmer is a vampire who needs Leora to be his partner of life. It is not just an ordinary cute couple, but a couple of immortals who will give offspring for the continuation of the vampire generation on the Elmer’s family. Leora's grandmother had to go back for fight and went to the war for against Elmer's warriors. Even Sean, who still loves Leora, helped Eleanor to resuscitate the girl he loved. But all the struggle is meaningless if Leora does not support her grandmother. Until finally Leora had to decide who she would be chosen. Did she will chose her Grandmother who wanted the breed of the holy blood girl end up on her. Or choose Elmer with love and immortality to be rewarded with her soul?

Selene Davies was heartbroken when Sunny Dale humiliated and dumped her on her 20th birthday. She felt that she had done everything right in their relationship, and couldn’t tell where things went wrong. After all, she was raised by her mother to be a lady; prim and proper. That night, she gave in to her wildest desires and threw herself into the warm arms of Declan Grayson, the personification of wealth and power. Selene reckoned that there was nothing wrong with letting herself loose and having a great night. However, what if her fling wasn't just a decade older than her but also turned out to be her step-uncle? Well, he was nothing but a fling, no strings attached, or so she thought. Regret was an understatement when she learned that Declan didn't only take her first, but also publicized their affair. He portrayed her as a slut who gave sexual favors for a measly screen time. Now, she has the black market drug, ecstasy in her system, and when it’s effects kick in at random times, she either gets laid quickly or kicks the bucket. Who, or better still, what would be her medicine, when she has no man in her life? *** "Oh my God! Why does my head hurt so much? And my whole body also hurts like crazy. Ouch!!! Selene suddenly spotted a full-grown man lying beside her, “Hey, who the fu*k are you? And why are you in my bed?” Declan only smiled beautifully, a coy smirk lacing his lips. "Take a look around, sweetheart. You. Are. In. My. Bed!” His deep baritone voice sounded in her ear, stirring emotions she swore never to entertain again, or just maybe she never really felt that way before...

Si Adonis Cain Albano ay ang CEO ng Albano Construction Engineering, isa sa pinakamalaking Construction Companies sa buong Pilipinas. Pinahahalagahan niya ang prestihiyo ng Albano Group of Companies. Wealth was the true source of power for him. Si Esmeralda Sullivan, isang 28-anyos na babae ay nakatakdang gugulin ang kanyang buong buhay sa simbahan. Mula pa noong bata pa siya ay itinakda na ng kanyang mga magulang na siya'y maging madre at maglingkod sa Diyos sa buong buhay. Her best friend gifted her a plane ticket to Las Vegas one day. He only wanted a one-night stand to relieve his frustration. A one-night stand was not her style in her 28 years of existence. Nonetheless, they ended up together on a passionate night. There are no identities, emotions, or conflicts involved. Naisip ni Esmeralda na ang hindi nila inaasahang pagtatagpo ay isang insedenteng hindi na dapat pang maungkat kailan pa man. Ngunit sadyang mapaglaro ang tadhana. A marriage contract that would bind them forever arrive at her parent’s house. Will their agreement lead to the realization of their desires, or will it result in a catastrophic union? Will Cain go in search of Esmeralda?

The story starts with Lavender, who lost her father in an accident and half of her memory. Losing her father left a huge gap in her heart, but at a point, she moved on for the sake of her ill mother.She worked in her father's cafe to cover her mother's medical bills and give her little sister a good life.At the beginning of the senior year, she meets Alex River, the popular guy from her school. Little did she know that he was from her past.A lot of things happened which led her to have her memory back again. She figures out that the last two years of her life were based on lies. Now, she will work with her friends to know the hidden truth that was kept from her. A crazy adventure waited for them around the corner, and risking their lives was the only way to know the truth.

Death and war, two things that always chased Haley around. The last war tore up her family, forcing her to kill her sister to save the world. Knowing the rogues' plans too well, they won't stop until they find the imperial phoenix pack, a rare pack of shapeshifters who vanished long ago. Haley's sister was just like them, and she guessed her niece was the same. So, to avoid history from repeating itself, Haley gave away her niece to a human couple where she will have a normal life. Ten years went by, filled with peace, or that's what Haley thought. Behind her back, the rogues were plotting the upcoming war after they knew about the young shapeshifter. Haley watched the man who helped her during those ten years die because of her mistakes. The rogues killed him as they did with her parents. And when she needed help, only five alphas stood by her side. With an upcoming war and the destiny of the goddess pack in her hands, Haley had to wait for the alpha's son to take his title, not knowing he was her destined mate.

Not everyone is lucky with a great love story, especially for Riley. Love did nothing but only scar her heart. It began when her family tore apart; she was just two, so all she could remember was her father leaving.  The first man she ever loved abandoned her, and she never saw him again.  Then a few years later, her mother abandoned her, leaving her older sister in charge. It didn’t stop there, though. Riley got hurt once again when her fiance cheated on her. She decided that love wasn’t meant for her and she should stay single forever, focusing on her life and career. One day she was surfing the internet and found a very great deal. It was a one-week vacation on an island, with a suite over-viewing the ocean, and the price was affordable. It was a sketchy offer, but who cares, she just wanted a week off. So, she took her chance with no hesitation, not realizing the surprise waiting for her on the island. Everything went just fine for her till she found out that she had to share the suite with a stranger, a very hot stranger. Not only will they share a room, but he will also make a deal with her. He made a bargain with her. He would mend her broken heart, showing her what real love is supposed to be in that one week. She agreed, knowing he will lose anyway. The funny part, her clueless self doesn’t even know that stranger was Zack Harrison, the CEO of Harrison’s real estate brokering, one of the top bachelors.