hilariously bad fanfiction

Taya Williams's life is forever changed by one kiss, and it isn't even a real kiss. All the way until her senior year of high school, Taya has been living her life cautiously and drama-free, until one day she is chosen as the female lead for the school's theater production. She soon realizes she has to share a kissing scene with the mysterious new guy, Judah Hudson. When the bad boy Judah offers her the deal of a lifetime, Taya finds herself in the world of skipping classes, practice kisses, and jealous lovers. Maybe there is more to a bad boy than just cigarettes and brooding stares. Maybe, and just maybe, there is more to this obscure deal than meets the eye.

Winner of The People Choice Awards (Fiction) 2019 for Best Diverse Books When "Gossip " meets "Pretty Little Liars" and had a kid with "Sherlock Holmes". That kid is "The Bad Nerd Boy". "You know my secret now. That's really bad, Summers." He smirked. That nerd smirked! And call me crazy but at this moment, he looked goddamn hot.      "I won't tell others." I blurted the words out, hoping it gave the assurance he needed so he would let me go because even though he looked damn hot, he also looked dangerous. Trying to stop myself from trembling, I bit my lips.  His eyes caught the movement and he bent forward, filling my nostrils with the smell of dope he smoked earlier. Tilting his head, he clicked his tongue and smiled. "Wrong move." With that, he slammed his lips against mine, knocking all the air from my lungs. He kissed me with no mercy. His tongue slipped at the seam of my mouth, and my mind went blank when I felt the tip of his tongue caressing mine. Pulling away he watched me with a mischievous look on his face as he said, "now I'm going to be yours." * * * Professionally edited by Fernanda Lemos. All Rights Reserved 2018 © agatharoza

Emery Watson moves to New York to pursue her career in sociology and rekindle her relationship with her estranged brother. What she didn't anticipate was meeting Holden Harris the baddest of the bad and Jett Forbes a bad boy with a weakness for girls with pretty eyes and smiles. Holden traps her in his web of lies and she is forced to go along with his antics. Jett is willing to change his ways to be the man she needs but when things get steamy with Holden instead she is stuck between following her heart and doing the right thing... which is sometimes not always the same thing.

Poppy McCormick was best friends with the school's most popular girl, Belle Jones, before Belle even became popular. After an incident nobody knows about, Belle turned everyone in the school against Poppy. All but one person. Grayson Prince plays by his own rules and doesn't listen to a single person. Being the bad boy of the school, he has his own past. Naturally, he doesn't listen to any rumors he hears, including the ones about Poppy. After meeting one day, Poppy determines to prevent having Grayson turned against her. And Grayson is determined to keep Poppy protected from the school and his past.

Ashly is not some cute little Omega who want to pleased Alpha's, she can kick any Alpha or Beta who try to mess with her. Even the Alpha is her own mate.

"You are mine, Princess. For the next two months, I own this body and you will not give it out to any other man. I own every fucking inch of this body." Dante trailed her boob with the flogger. * Mireille had been a good girl all her life, sheltered by her protective brother until he goes on a three months travel. Mireille has to stay with his best friend whom she last saw in highschool. Mireille thinks she would finally be free from her brother's protectiveness but she turns out to be wrong as her brother's best friend is a worse version of her brother... Protective and possessive. Mireille wants to hate him but it seems to be impossible to hate a man as hot as Dante Romano. Hot, sexy and a billionaire mafia boss, Dante wants to make Mireille nothing more than his best friend's sister but it seems impossible with the heat that runs through their bodies with their every contact. She is his innocent princess and she is supposed to remain so but when lust pulls her close, she becomes his woman, his possession, the Bad Boy's Princess. But there are many more secrets lurking around, secrets insistent on pulling Mireille out of her innocent lifestyle. Note: This book contains mature scenes including violent scenes and plenty of explicit sexual scenes.

*Warning - contains mature scenes* When Monroe, a girl with a tragic past moves across the country to start over, she has big plans for her life. None of these plans, however, involve Cade, the school's most notorious player. They both know , but neither of them know real intimacy. Cade and Monroe both had less than ideal childhoods and have closed off their hearts and minds to protect themselves. Breaking down these barriers may prove more difficult than either one of them was prepared to handle.

Ariel Woods is a typical good girl, shy, smart and more than a little bit awkward, she never gets into troubles, straight A student, gets excellent grades and is loved by everyone including the teachers. Haven Griffin, typical bad boy who gets into fights, breaks every single rule and couldn't care less about the consequences that come with it since his Dad manages to get him out of trouble. But when Haven gets into a bigger trouble, lies are forced to be tell to save him. Ariel’s brother is in jail for a crime he didn’t commit and she becomes Haven’s tutor to raise up the money to free her brother. As Ariel crashes into his life, she’s pulled further into a journey of lies and conspiracies which are somehow involved in her brother’s conviction.

— ลีวาย — หนุ่มหล่อ ลูกชายมาเฟียตระกูลใหญ่ผู้เย็นชาไร้ความรู้สึก เขาถูกผู้หญิงหลายคนตราหน้าว่าไร้หัวใจ ถึงอย่างนั้นเพราะความหล่อก็ยังมีผู้หญิงอีกมายมายที่พร้อมจะขึ้นเตียงกับเขา แต่มีผู้หญิงเพียงคนเดียวที่เขารังเกียจและไม่อยากเจอหน้าถึงแม้เธอจะพยายามเท่าไรก็ไม่มีวันมีค่าในสายตาของเขา “อยากเป็นเมียฉันมากไม่ใช่หรือไง ฉันกำลังจะสนองให้เธอเป็นอยู่นี่ไง แต่ไม่ใช่ในฐานะเมียแต่ง อย่าคิดหวังสูงเกินไป!!” — มิลิน — เธอถูกคนที่ตัวเองแอบรักมาตั้งแต่เด็กรังเกียจเพียงเพราะเขาคิดว่าแม่เธอคือเมียน้อยของพ่อเขา ถึงแม้เขาจะไม่สนใจใยดีอะไรเธอเลย แต่เธอก็ยังรักเขาหมดหัวใจ ทั้งที่คิดว่าหากยอมยกร่างกายให้เขาแล้วจะได้ความรักกลับคืนมา แต่สุดท้ายก็ได้เพียงความเกลียดชัง

Love doesn't care about age, size, religion, power or gender. If you love someone and they love you, truly and wholeheartedly then nothing can stand in your way. He went through alot, ending up with scares deeper than the naked eyes could see. But he saw past all that, while she never thought about love and relationships. All his life he was searching for his better half. But with war coming who will endure the most and who will be left standing alongside their soulmate?