Hazbin Hotel Universe Harem X Male Reader

"Sir, the divorce agreement from the safe." On their fifth wedding anniversary, in a dimly-lit restaurant, Xavier Hampton's secretary placed the divorce papers in front of him. Five years ago, on the day Elizabeth Eaton and he registered their marriage— She had loved him deeply. So deeply that she had prepared the divorce agreement in advance, signed her name, and locked it away in the safe. If she ever betrayed him, all he had to do was sign. Xavier picked up the pen and swiftly signed his name. Across from him, the empty seat seemed heavier than any presence. His gaze dimmed. "Send the divorce papers to Attorney Harvey," he said, his voice calm, almost detached. "Then book a hotel and have the wedding venue set up in advance." The secretary hesitated for a moment before carefully asking, "Whose names should I write as the bride and groom?" "Elizabeth Eaton and Connor Walker."

Diana, seorang ilmuwan jenius dengan spesialisasi perilaku hewan, tewas dalam kecelakaan laboratorium. Ketika dia membuka matanya kembali, dia telah bertransmigrasi menjadi "Iblis Bulan Merah" dalam novel fantasi binatang yang pernah dia baca sekilas. Dia bukanlah sang tokoh utama yang polos dan dicintai semua orang, melainkan antagonis wanita yang kejam dan haus kuasa, pemimpin klan serigala hitam yang ditakuti, yang memiliki sembilan pasangan semua penguasa klan hewan yang kuat dan dominan. Nasibnya lebih buruk dari sekadar karakter yang dibenci: dunia memberinya sebuah "Sistem Pasangan Sempurna" dengan misi tunggal: *"Tingkatkan ikatan romantis dengan ke-9 pasanganmu hingga level 'Cinta Sejati' sebelum bulan purnama kesembilan. Gagal = penghapusan jiwa."* Diana yang rasional terperangah. Dia harus menggunakan kecerdasannya—bukan untuk meraih Nobel, tapi untuk memanipulasi hati sembilan raja binatang yang keras kepala, sambil menghadapi intrik harem, persaingan klan, dan warisan kebencian yang ditinggalkan tubuh lamanya. Semua demi bertahan hidup.

“Lastri, maukah kamu menjadi pacarku?” Tiba-tiba Juned berdiri menghadang perjalanan Sulastri dan kedua temannya. “Minggir kamu, dasar pria lemah,” ujar Sulastri dengan kasar kepada Juned. Juned frustasi setelah ditolak oleh seorang wanita yang selama ini ia incar. Juned pun pergi ke hutan untuk mencari tanaman beracun demi mengakhiri hidupnya. Namun, ia justru memakan sebuah tanaman langka yang tumbuh 1000 tahun sekali, dan hal itu justru membuatnya mendapatkan beragam kemampuan supranatural serta membuat kemampuan fisiknya naik berkali-kali lipat, termasuk kejantanannya. Saat ia menyadari dirinya telah berubah, ia pun langsung membalas orang-orang yang selama ini telah mencemoohnya, dan membuat para wanita yang selama ini mencemoohnya kembali padanya dan memohon untuk menjadi kekasihnya!

Stephanie is gifted with the ability to speak with animals. She sees this gift as a curse, but never did she know that just by the visit of her Uncle Ramsey and Cousin Dorothy would she all the more learn to appreciate this wonderful gift. . .

On the Goldman heir's wedding day, I take a small bite out of a piece of cake because I am hungry from waiting too long at the ceremony. But my fiancee, Sheryl Wilson, slaps me in the face immediately. "You really are shameless! How could you eat in an occasion like this?" Dazed from the slap, I look at the other guests, who are staring at us at the moment. Having tasted copper in my mouth, I turn on my heel and approach the heir with a plate in my hands. "The cake's pretty delicious. Do you want a slice?" Sheryl started to panic. She's about to drag me away when the groom of the wedding takes a small bite out of the same slice. He remarks coolly, "It really is tasty. I'll have my men prepare 100 slices of cake for the woman who slapped you just now."

I'm the second child of the family. Because of that, I'm also the one everyone neglects by nature. The birthdays of my older brother, Joe Thompson, and my younger sister, Lyra Thompson, are jotted down on the calendar by my parents. But they always fail to remember my own birthday. Joe and Lyra often have new clothes to wear, whereas my parents keep forgetting to buy new clothes for me. Heck, Joe and Lyra often receive holiday gifts! Meanwhile, my parents never bother giving me anything during the holidays. In fact, when we're traveling back to our hometown, my parents end up ditching me at a deserted highway rest stop when the temperature is extremely low…

The project I had poured my heart and soul into earned the company over a hundred million in profit, yet the credit was handed to the vice president's nephew. I stood in a corner, the stack of source code documents trembling in my hands, nearly crushed by my grip. That nephew—who couldn't even get Hello World to compile—was now on stage, smiling brightly as he accepted the award. The vice president came over and draped an arm around my shoulder like we were old friends. "You're just an outsourced worker," he said casually. "These honors wouldn't mean anything to you anyway. Jason is new. He's got limitless potential. From now on, you'll be responsible for mentoring him properly." Only then did I realize that decades of struggle had been nothing more than laying out a red carpet for someone else's glory. That very night, while reviewing the project's code repository, I discovered a massive flaw—one serious enough to bring the entire system crashing down within three days.

Upon my returning from the special ops mission I took on three years ago, I open the door to see my fiancee, Erica Lewis, pregnant and holding a child. "This is your son," she declares as she passes the kid to me. I freeze in shock. My parents chuckle and explain, "You were gone for so long. Erica had to carry on the family name without you, so your older brother decided to help you with it. Isn't that great?" Just like that, I'm forced to be the officiant at the wedding ceremony I spent the last three years eagerly anticipating. I'm expected to stand beside Erica and my brother, Alex Sherman, to watch them exchange wedding rings and to see them kiss each other passionately. They have lied to all our friends and family, claiming that I couldn't have children. They humiliate me in public. They've also spent all of my savings and moved into the villa I bought using the monetary reward I got from the army after completing a deadly mission. Erica and Alex even lie on the bed I'd picked out myself and take intimate photos of themselves to send to me. "Don't be so sensitive. We're just helping you carry on the family name. Our kids are going to call you dad anyway." I give up. "Don't bother. It's over between us, Erica." After that, I call the army on the phone.

At the year-end company meeting, I was announcing the bonuses when a new employee suddenly raised her hand. "Over at the other company, they handed out two boxes of imported cherries at their annual party," she said, shaking her phone. "And we only get performance bonuses?" The video, maliciously edited, went viral online and hit the trending list the very next day. I had the finance department cancel all the year-end bonus transfers. "If cherries are what really count as a gesture of goodwill," I said, "then this year's year-end benefit will be cherries—fifty boxes per person." When they saw the mountain of cherries piling up before them, the employees who had once joined in mocking me panicked instantly. One by one, they cried and apologized, begging me to reconsider.

I could always hear strange noises coming from the room next to me. A cacophony of people having intercourse. The noise kept me awake all night. But the strange thing was, he lives alone.