grumpy cat memes

"How can I sleep with you?" a woman complained that Jordan wanted to sleep with her without touch each other. "I just need to recover from this strange disease," Jordan replied showing his reddish body and lots of small rashes from his scratches. "Are you an alien?" "I am a human." "Why do you have strange symptoms like that?" "I don't know. I will only recover if I sleep with a woman. " = = = Jordan Land, a boss of a company's international magazine. 30 years old, tall, and handsome too. Everything about him was perfect, but there were two things about Jo that made him hated by almost everyone who knew him. First, his grumpy nature, and his mysterious illness can only be cured if he sleeps with a woman. Until he found a girl who could cure simply by its presence alone makes Jordan heal slowly. Who's that girl?

Being left behind by the people she cherished, Lura Elise Abejero wants nothing but to end her suffering. Unfortunately, fate brought her broken self to the cold yet ravishingly hot business magnate, Lucio Gavin Cradford—not to fix nor save her but the other way around. After she lost the man she thought she would grow old with, she vowed not to love again. But her heart is indeed stubborn and rapidly beats for her boss. She hardly restrained herself from falling for him. But whenever his deep ocean blue eyes captured hers, all her walls stumbled down. In the end, she accepted defeat and took the risk for the second time. And even though loving him is not easy, still, she is happy. However, destiny was deliberately playful and bitter towards her. Because the man she thought that will make her whole again, will destroy her even more. She's already miserable— ten times than before, and then suddenly, a part of her past mysteriously came back. Would she still hold on to the man who broke her trust and took her love for granted? Or would she rather choose to bring back the love she had long forgotten?

Dahulu kala, ada seorang manusia yang meminta kepada Tuhan untuk menjadi kucing karena ia mencintai seorang kucing. Terkabul lah doa nya, ras mereka pun selalu berlanjut. Keturunan mereka bisa mencintai kucing maupun manusia, namun mereka harus segera menentukan ingin menjadi kucing atau manusia di umur ke 20 tahun. Erta, satu-satunya anak laki-laki dari ras tersebut yang masih berwujud kucing, ingin memutuskan untuk menjadi kucing sampai selanjutnya. Namun, saudara-saudara nya yang telah menjadi manusia malah mengirimkannya ke rumah seorang perempuan remaja. Akankah Erta tetap ingin menjadi kucing?

isang magandan kuwento,isang good ,isang mabuti. isang nice,isang dalawa tatlo lima ls sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa sa

In a cruel world where survival is a daily fight, Alyssa’s life changes after losing her parents. Her abusive uncle takes her in, but his cruelty pushes her to the edge. One day, his actions lead to his own death, leaving Alyssa homeless and alone. Desperate, she crosses paths with Lucas, Theo, and Armani Blackwood, powerful leaders of a dangerous criminal group. They are hunting down the daughter of Maxwell, wanting to destroy the Maxwell family completely. But what they don’t know is that Alyssa is the very person they are looking for—and she also wants revenge. Forced to join their gang as a “wild cat,” Alyssa quickly learns their ways. She becomes stronger and smarter, earning their respect. But Serial, the gang’s second-in-command, sees her as a threat and starts to turn against her. As time passes, Lucas begins to fall for Alyssa. His feelings put her in danger as Theo and Armani grow suspicious of her true intentions. When Serial tries to get rid of her, Alyssa knows she must act fast. Should she stay and fight alongside the triplets, or escape and take revenge on her own? But the triplets won’t let her go so easily. In a world full of enemies and betrayal, Alyssa must outsmart them all—because in the end, only one will win.

Dorothy was forced to marry Stefan Everest, the man known as “the crippled mute.” Everyone thought her life was over, especially as she endured the mockery and whispers. But one night, everything changes. At a lavish event, Stefan proves he is far from what people believed. Looking at Dorothy, his words are simple: “You stood by me when no one else did. Now, it’s my turn to spoil you.”

Tidak menarik, tidak punya pengalaman percintaan, miskin; adalah tiga hal yang menggambarkan seorang Kanaya. Tidak punya pekerjaan tetap dan tidak mampu membayar kos membuat Kanaya berada dalam kondisi genting. Nasib Kanaya yang sudah pasrah dan hampir putus asa berubah drastis dalam hitungan jam karena seekor kucing. Semua itu terjadi karena dia bertemu dengan seorang pria tampan nan menyebalkan yang membutuhkan bantuan Kanaya untuk merawat majikannya yang manja dan berkaki empat… alias seekor kucing! Seekor kucing juga akhirnya membuat Kanaya dekat dengan seorang pattisier ganteng dan baik hati. Lalu bagaimanakah ritme hidup Kanaya setelah berbagai hal tak terduga terjadi dalam hidupnya? Apakah hidupnya masih tetap sesuram sebelum dia mengenal dua pria yang sangat bertolak belakang itu?

“Until yesterday, you hated my guts…” I forced out as Moore leaned in. The sturdy man grinned and undressed me with his eyes, “Because until yesterday, you were just a scrawny psychologist who wouldn’t stop blabbering, now, you’re my wife,” ————————- After she is disowned by her family, Amber lands her dream job as a psychologist but things take a drastic turn when she realizes that her job is to marry and stop Alexander Moore — A grumpy bitter billionaire grieving over the loss of his wife from following in her footsteps… She’s used to the drama, the strain, it’s her job, but she’s not ready to fall in love with a man who is all shades of red flags, but it’s a good thing she LOVES the color red

Being left behind by the people she cherished, Lura Elise Abejero wants nothing but to end her suffering. Unfortunately, fate brought her broken self to the cold yet ravishingly hot business magnate, Lucio Gavin Cradford—not to neither fix nor save her but the other way around. After she lost the man she thought she would grow old with, she vowed to never love again. But her heart is indeed stubborn. Muling tumibok ang kaniyang puso at kahit malubak ang daang tinatahak niya patungo sa lalaking bagong minamahal ay masaya siya. Ngunit sadyang mapaglaro at mapait ang tadhana kay Lura. Dahil ang inakala niyang taong tuluyang bubuo sa basag niyang pagkatao ay siya pang muling sisira sa kaniya. Lumulubog na nga siya sa kumunoy, pilit pa siyang itinutulak pailalim nang bumalik ang isang parte ng kaniyang nakaraan na akala niya matagal nang naibaon sa hukay. Would she still hold on to the man who broke her trust and took her love for granted? Or would she rather bring back the love she had long forgotten?

A modern man from Earth, Caden, woke up and discovered he became a cat! Not only that, he had woken up to a world that can only be found in fantasy stories! What's even more incomprehensible is that he had found himself a mysterious owner! His owner likes to threaten him, likes to make him remember all the goodness he has done for him, likes to touch him here and there---! He is truly pitiful. ----- Evan: I have a cat. My cat likes to stick his tongue out to me, so I pulled it. My cat likes to cry and is very timid but he can kick ass. I love my cat.