good roasts that rhyme

MATURED CONTENT⚠️⚠️ Read at your own risk ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ Serenity and her husband got married through an arranged marriage imposed by their grandparents. Despite this, she was extremely happy because she had long admired the man who would become her husband. She did not hesitate to agree to the marriage, especially since her future husband was the heir to the largest company in the country, The Montello Group of Companies. She knew that the man of her dreams did not love her, but she believed that if they had a child, they would have a reason to stay together. On their anniversary, she planned to surprise her husband with the news that she was pregnant and that he was the father. However, before she could share the good news, a document arrived that shattered her world—divorce papers. She found out that her husband had reconciled with his ex-girlfriend, the true love of his life. It was then she realized that her husband never loved her. The loving smiles she had longed for she saw only now that her husband had reunited with his true love. She understood that their marriage was a huge mistake and that her husband had never truly loved her. She wanted to leave her family and take the child in her womb with her, but she had no choice. Her parents disowned her because she could not maintain the marriage to the wealthiest family in the country. She gave birth to her child using her savings, but the baby had an inborn illness. Desperate, she took on every job that offered quick money, but she never imagined she would become a sex slave to a man

Andrew Sebastian is the adopted son of a late wealthy billionaire. He is a good man, a workaholic, and has no time for commitment. He was busy making sure that his father’s inheritance was running well. But when a woman named Akie Pangilinan came into his life—as his maid—all of his life changed suddenly.  He is in love with Akie, but the woman’s feelings for him are contrary. But Andrew has a dark plan for Akie to be his. One night, he dragged her into marriage.  But soon, Akie escapes while pregnant and Andrew will do everything to win back the woman he loves. But how do he find the woman who doesn’t want to come back?  What can his love do if Akie doesn’t love him? Is he going to free Akie even though he knows that she is pregnant with their child?  Makakaya bang mabuhay ni Andrew na hindi makapiling ang mag-ina niya? At paano kung. . . siya naman ang mawawala? Magbabago ba ang lahat? O, lalo lamang niyang masasaktan ang babaeng mahal?

Why is it so good to do forbidden things? For Aviona Serafina Ros who wants everything taboo. The answer is already in the question. Why is it good to do the forbidden? It's simple, it's so fucking good. Lazarus is so fucking good.

A young lady named Gwyneth Hope Gabriel have no wings to fly. But, is it really necessary to have wings in lrder to fly?Then, she met someone who changed her life-full-of-drama. A man who desires to become a lawyer because of his mother. Gwy said that the true artist is in the heart of a good lawyer. But, what if everything turns upside down? What if the man who promised her the world became someone she'll despise forever? But, what if he needed to be bad to fight for something good?

SYNOPSIS: Zafara’s life never been good from the start. Growing up with her mother, namulat na siya sa karahasan ng mundo. Drugs, abuse, prostitution, poverty and infidelity. Araw-araw niyang nasisilayan ang pangyayaring ‘yan sa buhay na kinalakihan. She promised to herself na hinding-hindi siya gagaya sa ina ngunit sadyang mapaglaro ang tadhana. She met the handsome CEO of Montenegro Group of Companies; Lucifer Montenegro. Sa kanyang pagkagusto sa lalaki, nakalimutan niya na ang pinangako sa sarili. Kagaya rin pala siya ng kanyang ina, she became the billionaire’s mistress. The sins and secrets got revealed, with this world full of judgements, who’s gonna listen to the mistress’ plea?

I fell in love with the most mature teenager I had ever met. She is a top student, gorgeous, caring, and has a good heart. She is the daughter of the Senator. Her name is Cara Brigette Olsen. And she is my student. Who will turn my life upside down?

"Aakitin ko ang hot bodyguard ko!" Pagkatapos ng dalawang buwan nang maging CEO si Savannah ng Williamson’s Company ay may nangyari na kaagad na trahedya. Isang sunog ang naganap sa palapag kung nasaan mismo ang opisina niya. Pero hindi niya kayang lumabas upang iligtas ang sarili! may takot siya sa maraming tao! ngunit hindi rin siya maaaring manatili sa loob dahil tiyak na mamamatay naman siya sa sunog! Takip-takip niya ang kaniyang ilong at bibig habang unti-unti nang napupuno ng usok ang buong opisina niya. Thinking about what she will going to do Savannah felt a strong pair of hands held her shoulder and before she could say a word the person put a wet blanket on her and guided her to the exit. "Careful." Rinig niya ang baritonong boses nito! When they left the building she saw her savior. Napalunok siya, the man is tall. He has light brown skin, dark eyes, thick eyebrows and his eyelashes are long! She doesn’t want to mention his lips but she can’t help because it was luscious! Okay, she’s checking on him, but no, indeed, the man is good looking! Nakuha kaagad nito ang atensyon niya! He introduced himself as Ace. Her personal bodyguard. Pero hindi sukat akalain ni Savannah na guguluhin ng kaniyang guwapong bodyguard ang isip niya lalo sa gabi! She's having dreams with him in her bed. Her screaming his codename in pleasure, them doing nasty things!

[𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐋𝐓𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 2] Natashira Amary Fuentabella, is a kind, soft-hearted lady who love her parents to the moon and back. She's a good daughter would do everything for her family even to marry the hottest, heartless, CEO of the Montenegro Corporation named; Zarchx Montenegro. Hindi madali para sa kaniya ang kanilang pagsasama dahil palaging ipinaparamdam sa kaniya ni Zarchx kung gaano siya nito ka hindi gusto at sa mata nito isa siyang daga na hinain ang sarili sa isang mabangis na Leon. Suntok sa buwan para kay Amary na ibigin siya ng isang Zarchx Montenegro ngunit sinong mag-aakala na ang pagmamahal niya sa asawa ay kaya nitong suklian ng higit pa. Ngunit paano kung dumating ang isang trahedya na magpapabago sa kanilang buhay? Ang pusong nagmamahal ay hindi madaya. Ngunit paano kung nakalimot ang isipan ay tinatraydor na ng mga alala? Minsan may mga taong pinipilit na maging madaya para sa pagmamahal na hindi na tama. Ngunit paano kung sa tagal na panahon ang lumipas muling magtagpo ang landas niyo ng taong inakala mong patay na at may sarili ng pamilya. Ano ang kayang gawin ng dalawang taong nagmamahal?

Ang pagmamahal ng isang ina ay hindi masusukat ng ruler. Buhay ang mawawala ang magiging kapalit naman nito ang buhay ng nasa sinapupunan niya. Isang gagawin ang lahat para sa anak. Being a mother can be tough, but always remember in the eyes of your child, no one does it better than you. Even when her soul is tired, I will always find strength for her children. Motherhood is amazing. And then it is really hard. And then it is incredible. And then it is everything in between. So, hold onto the good, breathe through the bad, and welcome the wildest and most wonderful ride of our life. Ang pagmamahal ng isang anak sa magulang ay may hanganan kapag ang tiwalang pinagka-loob...nasira... Ang pangungulila ng isang anak sa magulang ay may mga tanungan na gustong masagot. A daughter's love is one of a father's true joys. The love of a daughter for her father is second to none. The mother was her role model before she even knew what that word was. The mother’s love has always been a sustaining force for our family, and one of the greatest joys is seeing her integrity, her compassion, her intelligence reflected in her children. Ang isang pagmamahal ng ama ay walang pinipiling panahon para makasama ang pamilya na gusto niyang mabuo. Fathers are the first friend you make and the last love of your life. A father's love is eternal and without end. The happiness of his, is their children. The highest honor the father could ever receive is being called father.

"Palagi na lang kasi akong nari-reject kapag nagpapasa ako ng libro ko sa Good Nobela at hindi ako pwedeng ma-reject this year. Alam mo namang may usapan kami ng Daddy. Hindi na niya ako pipilitin na mag-masteral kapag may naipasa akong libro. Eh, lagi akong nari-reject dahil nga ang mga sinusulat ko raw ay walang kilig. Kailangan daw mag-focus ako sa nararamdaman ng bida kapag nandyan ang mahal niya." -- Jornaliza Smith Ang nais lang naman ni Jornaliza Smith ay maging sikat na manunulat kaya nagpaturo siya sa bestfriend niyang si Luigi Chances kung paanong maging ‘manyak’. Kahit kasi kahit 23 years old na siya hindi pa siya nakaranas ng first kiss. So, paano pa niya mailalarawan kung paanong umakyat sa ikapitong glorya? On going na ang 'erotic session' nila ni Luigi ng biglang bumukas ang pintuan ng kanyang kuwarto at nakita sila ng kanyang Daddy na saksakan ng konserbatibo. Kaya, wala sa oras na napamartsa si Jornaliza sa harap ng altar. Shucks, ang nais lang niya ay maging sikat na manunulat, paano niya gagampanan ang papel bilang asawa kung wala namang spark sa pagitan nila ni Luigi? Eh, bakit parang may dumadaloy na milyun-milyong boltahe ng kuryente sa kanyang katawan kapag hinahalikan siya ng bestfriend niya?