funny jokes for kids(8-9)

장소월은 전연우와의 결혼기념일에 죽었다. 그녀가 전연우와 결혼한 지 어언 8년, 생의 절반을 양보하면서 조용히 살았지만 결국 쫓겨나는 신세가 되었다. 이혼 후 그녀는 암 말기 판정을 받았다. 병원에서 겨우 버텨내면서도 전연우가 한 번이라도 와서 봐주길 바랐다. 눈꽃이 흩날리는 밸런타인데이에도 전연우는 나타나지 않았다. 그녀는 후회에 가득 차 있었다. “전연우... 만약 다시 시작할 수만 있다면 널 사랑하지 않을 거야!” 환생 후 그녀는 18살로 다시 돌아갔다. 이번 생은 전처럼 되풀이하지 않겠다고 다짐했고 그와 관련된 모든 것으로 부터 도망가리라 결심했다. 그녀가 전연우한테서 멀어지려 하자 그는 오히려 그녀에게 한걸음 한걸음 위험하게 다가왔다. 악마와도 같은 목소리가 복도에 울려 퍼졌다. “소월아, 이번 생은 내가 너 책임질게...”

I have claustrophobia, yet Luther Jansen abandons me in a stopped elevator so he can bring some flu medicine to his assistant. I ask for a divorce after that. He signs the papers without hesitation and laughs about it with his friends. "She's just throwing a tantrum—her parents are dead, so there's no way she'll leave me. "Besides, there's a 30-day cooling-off period for divorces, right? I'll generously let this matter slide once she regrets this, and she'll be back." The following day, he shares an intimate photo of himself with his assistant. "I want to record every moment of your shyness." I count the days until I'm free. Then, I calmly pack my stuff and make a call. "Can you buy me a flight ticket to Nanderton, Uncle David?"

The love story of Leonardo Davidson, a handsome but arrogant CEO who loves to hurt women with Zivanna Mariah Electra, a beautiful and kind woman. When Zivanna had to choose between Leonardo, the man she loved, or Alfredo, her brother. Leonardo, who always cared for her, and Alfredo, who always wiped his tears and gave her a room named family as a place to live all the time and a place to return to when she got lost. Between love and family, Zivanna is confused about making choices. The strength of Leonardo's love, a man who never gave up and really believed in the magic of love, finally won Alfredo's blessing, who was very much against the relationship between Leonardo and his sister. Marriage is not a game. Marriage is about a feeling and about a commitment that must always be maintained to the end. Leonardo Davidson failed to maintain his commitment. He destroyed his own marriage with betrayal. What is the fate of Zivanna who is pregnant? Will Leonardo get a second chance? Can Leonardo win back Alfredo's blessing? A novel that evokes feelings, about family, love and trust.

Since childhood, all I dreamed of was marrying a handsome man, a big house, and many children- A big happy family. So how did I end up in his bed? It’s not a one-night stand that I can forget, but it was more than that. I accepted his deal, and he agreed to teach me- Things…. (so dirty things). I had wet dreams but never knew my fortes until he showed me. I am Rubel Johnson, an untouched woman until he showed me, how to touch myself. #loveguru #passion #enemytofriends #kiss #erotic #humor

Hanggang saan mo kayang ipaglaban ang pag-ibig mo kung ang isip at puso mo 'ay gusto ng sumuko dahil sa mga taong gustong humadlang para lumigaya kayo? Gabriel Alarcon, a spoiled son. Bata pa lang siya 'ay lumaki na siya sa marangyang buhay, ngunit sa kabila ng lahat 'ay hinahanap-hanap pa rin niya ang alaga ng isang Ina na kailan man 'ay hindi niya naranasan. Tanging mga kasambahay at ang ama, kasama na ang Lola niya ang kasama niya sa buhay na lahat 'ay binibigay para sa kanya. Jenny Alipio, is a simple girl. Pangarap lang ay makapagtapos siya sa kaniyang pag-aaral 'ay sapat na. Dahil sa pangarap na 'yon ay makikilala niya si Gabriel na pagsisimulan ng lahat-lahat nang Saya at lungkot. Handa ka na bang magmahal at masaktan?

I spent six months and over $20,000 to plan a family vacation. However, when my mate’s childhood sweetheart Victoria heard about our trip, she begged to join us. Alexander didn't hesitate. He cancelled my spot in the protected convoy and gave it to her instead. He forced me to travel alone through deadly Shadow Pack territory - a thirty-six hour journey where three wolves had died last month. The whole family supported Alexander's decision without a thought for my safety. So I changed my travel plans. I headed north instead of south. I spent three months enjoying myself, ignoring their mindlink message. That's when the family started to panic...

Gadis cantik nan sederhana, Clarissa Anastasya terpaksa menerima tawaran untuk menikah dari seorang lelaki tua. Musibah yang menimpa sang kakak, membuat Clarissa harus memikul beban seorang diri. Terlebih, sulitnya mencari pekerjaan membuat ia kehilangan akal sehat. Clarissa menyetujui untuk menikah, tidak ada tempat untuk dituju, dan tidak ada pilihan untuk menolak. Bagaimana nasibnya? Pernikahan seperti apa yang menantinya?

Iris has lived all her life as the bastard daughter of the Taylors and she had never dreamt of a life outside the one she lives. When Iris's step sister is caught in bed with her fiance's cousin, Iris is forced to take her place as the bride in order to save the company of her father who never considered her his daughter. Being married to Luca was a new kind of hell, different and much worse that what she had to go through in the hands of her step mother and sister. He hates her because he believed she was a part of her sister's cheating schemes and was forced on him but there is a thin line between love and hate.

--UNDER HEAVY EDITING-- "Where are my kids?" His overbearing tone made her shudder in fear. She stepped back a little and gazed at him with widened eyes. "Correction, they are my kids." ** What was every woman's dream? to get married to the man of her choice. To get married to the man of their dreams. Natasha married the man of her dreams, but he crushed her feelings, leaving her to cater for her unborn twins all by her self. She traveled out of the county and began a new life. She gave birth to her twins, and catered for them well. But that is the problem! The problem is what if her children finds out that Daddy is a rich CEO? What will happen when she began working in her ex-husband's company? __ TO READ EDITED VERSION, PLEASE LOG OUT AND LOG BACK IN.

Her sister is their parents' golden child, while she's the unwanted one. One day, her sister got an opportunity to be a big name, and the cost was to sleep with an old man. Her sister got reluctant, so their parents forced Lily to replace the sister as they believed her sister deserved a better man. Lily was drugged and ended up sleeping with a stranger. However, a twist of fate came to her, and she couldn't believe herself when her family threw her out on the street for not sleeping with the old man. This led Lily to the question: who exactly did she sleep with that night? And how would she locate him to give him the bad news she has?