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Raven Alistair daughter to Pack leader Jethro Alistair and next in line of Crescent Pack was determined on the fact that she would not have a mate due to an incident that happened years ago when her sister had been rejected by her mate and had committed suicide in her pain. Though she does not even want to be Alpha and does not also want a mate, Her Father supposed that it is necessary for her and her stubbornness and reluctance to it makes her a thorn in the flesh for her Father and the other Council elders but what happens when she finally comes into contact with a man who is dangerously hard to resist and filled with secrets that she was scared to find out?

Falling into a forbidden love is a lot painful. Especially when you made a person your eternity while you're just a passing moment. There is only one person Beatrize hates the most. Simoun Alexander Hord, the man who ruined her life. Falling in love with him was her most terrible mistake. But what if Simoun begs for a second chance? This time, he’s ready to lose everything just to get Beatrize’s forgiveness. After all her pain, will she be able to forgive him?

The girl in all black standing on the roof holding her handgun. She looked up at the sky which was so dark as her eyes showed sadness. "I'm so afraid of losing someone precious to me. "That's why, I accepted this dangerous job and became a stronger girl. I want to protect the people I care about." Lux Charlisa is a girl who has a dangerous job. She is one of the secret agents of the government organization that has a special task, Starlight. The Starlight organization was no ordinary organization. The person who can enter the organization is the chosen one. They are all Neart users who have special powers that no one else has. What is a Neart user? Why did Lux ​​choose such a dangerous job? Actually, what special reason did she have to become a member of Starlight? What fate awaits the girl? Is the ending happy or painful?

When Alpha Jason unexpectedly mates Omega Lucia, he is faced with opposition from his family, peers and is subsequently hunted by Demons. Will he be able to protect his surprise mate and face very bad challenges? Find out!

Born amidst two warring nations fueled by the murder of their respective Kings' fathers, Arah and Darrin are but small pieces on this ever-evolving paradigm of prejudice and war. Yet, a spark is lit between them unbeknownst to their throne bearers. Will this fire burn them alive or give birth to a new light to guide these kingdoms and themselves to a brighter future for all?

Kim Nari terlahir dari gadis yang kurang beruntung. Faktor ekonomi membuatnya terpaksa berhenti sekolah. Namun tiba-tiba cinta pertamanya dengan sejuta pesona datang menawarkannya sekolah gratis tanpa dibebankan biaya. Hal itu membuat Nari menerima tanpa pikir panjang. Ia sangat percaya pada pria itu melebihi dirinya sendiri. Namun ia tak sadar bahwa itu adalah awal mulanya masuk dalam jeratan Na Jaemin. CEO angkuh yang menjadikan Doyoung boneka perantara agar bisa membalaskan dendamnya pada Kim Nari yang menghancurkan keluarganya. "Jangan percaya pada siapapun, termasuk bayanganmu sendiri. Bayanganmu saja bisa meninggalkanmu, bagaimana dengan yang lain?"

THE SPOILED BRAT AND HER BODYGUARD | 18+ Annatalia de Marco doesn't know contentment and constraint. All her life, she was envied, spoiled, and pampered. That's until she was involved in a scandal and this time, her father has had enough. The spoiled brat ends up with an ex-military whose only purpose was to make sure she doesn't make matters worse. Damiano Rossi was an ex-military who carries himself with a dangerous aura. As cold as ice and as impenetrable as a stone wall, no one really knows the real him. Guarding and protecting Annatalia was supposed to be easy for Damiano, but there was a blazing tension between them that will surely burn them. In pain or pleasure? That is the question.

❝I was given specific instructions to have you talk about your sister's murder and gauge your anger. If you do not do this, you will fail and you'll have to go back to the asylum and spend another six years,❞ She explained. 'Is that what you want?'❝You don't give a fuck about what I want, your getting a paycheck anyway.❞ I said, rolling my eyes. I knew what she wanted me to say, it was what they all wanted me to say. Indirectly at least.That I was a loose canon ready to explode. A sadistic, psychotic bitch with no feelings of remorse. A cold-blooded killer...Mrs Jones frowned, adjusting her glasses. ❝You're right, I'm getting paid for this. I have no problem failing you immediately because you're a murderer, a mons...???? ??????? ???? ? ???? ????????? ??????? ?????? ?????? ???????? ???? ?? ?????????? ?? ???? ???? ??? ?????? ????? ???????? ?? ? ??????? ??? ?????? ?????? ?????????? ??? ??????? ??????????, ?????, ??? ????? ?? ?? ?????? ??? ???. ???? ???, ?? ? ???? ????? ?? ????, ???? ??? ??? ? ?????? ??????????? ?? ???? ??? ?????? ???? ???????Warning: contains extreme violence, vulger, and gore.May cause triggers to some readers.

A real, relatable read that follows the men of the hit band Innominate. USA Today Bestselling Author Emily Robertson weaves together a story that will have you cheering for everyone to get their happy ending. So raise your hands in the air and scream for your favorite guy!Boy Band: a pop group composed of young men whose music and image are designed to appeal primarily to a young teenage audience.They say tragedy can bring people together, and one tornado in a small community in Nebraska set about a chain of events that had the hit band, Innominate's world shifting, but not necessarily for bad. Second chances, enemies turned to lovers, forbidden romances, and secret identities have these guys on their toes.But there's one thing they've learned through the years. Having to work hard for something makes getting the prize that much sweeter.#Explicit #Suggested age 18+Love & Harmony is created by Emily Roberts, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

When issabella is recruited by the American government for and undercover mission to stop a string of high profile kidnappings. She thought it would be a regular mission, but nothing about this mission is ordinary and add an old flame into the mix and her life just got ten times harder.