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EVA SAMUEL:- A 20years old University student. She's got round blue eyes and an oval shape face, she's got all the curves in the right place. She promised to keep herself for her future husband only, but unexpectedly she falls in love with a final student. Falling in love is not a bad thing, but what will she do when she finds out she fell for the wrong person? Can her little heart bear all the hurt he'll cause her? FREDERICK RUSSELL:- A final year student at a university and also the only son of Richard Russell, he's the heir to THE RUSSELL EMPIRE. Frederick is a guy with the bad boy vibes, he's 6ft3, has gray eyes and tan skin, he's got strong muscles and Abs. All his life he's being a player, a heartbreaker, he never settles for one. He's forced to get married just to inherit his father's company and vowed to torture his wife. But what will he do when he later discovered that he's in love with the woman he hurt the most? Will she be able to forgive him?

Carmela Dela Rosa is a nobody in their school. Nobody loves her even her own parents, but everything changes after she gets secretly married to Joseph, her most hated schoolmate.

Minahal ni Madeline Crawford si Jeremy Whitman sa loob ng labindalawang taon, subalit siya mismo ang nagpadala sa kanya sa kulungan. Sa gitna ng kanyang sakit at pagdurusa, nakita niya pang nahulog ang lalaking ito sa ibang babae… Limang taon ang nakalipas, nakabalik na siya ng may panibagong lakas, hindi na siya ang parehong babae na pwede nilang maliitin ilang taon na ang nakararaan! Sa bago niyang anyo, sisirain niya ang kahit sinong magpapanggap at aapakan niya ang lahat ng sinumang basura. Kaya nga lang, nang sisimulan niya na ang kanyang paghihiganti sa lalaking sumira sa kanya… Biglang nagbago ang ugali nito. Mula sa pagiging isang malamig at walang emosyong tao, naging isa itong mapag-alaga, maalalahanin, at mapagmahal na lalaki! Hinalikan pa nga nito ang kanyang paa sa harap ng maraming tao habang nangakong, “Madeline, nagkamali ako na magmahal ng iba. Mula ngayon, ibubuhos ko ang natitira kong buhay para bumawi sa iyo.” Tumugon naman si Madeline, “Papatawarin lang kita kapag…. namatay ka na.”

Prologue **EXCERPT FROM THE STORY** "As the new Alpha of vengeful eyed pack, I thereby pass my first judgment on Ciara Acacia Jones,You are therefore demoted to a omega." He said with so much hatred, anger and rage using his alpha tone. I felt my wolf, Tavia, whimper and cowered back in fear under his voice. ______________________________ Kill her.... Kill her... "Wait, can i see you privately?." I said to Alpha Xander. ____________________________ "No, you cannot mark her, I am your mate,,,What will happen to me if you mark her,"I said while crying. "You cannot do this to me, please!!!.." I said begging him. "I have to do it for my pack......our pack."He said before leaving. **** Being born an omega is different from being made an omega. Meet Ciara Acacia Jones,a beta's daughter who was demoted to an omega and was blamed because of a tragic incident that claimed lots of lives. Will she survive the pain? Will the truth be revealed? When she meets her mate, will he accept or reject her? Will, she ever finds happiness?-Does she deserve it? Find out in this thrilling story The Spin offs Alpha's Slut Mate (Leo and Rose Story) Mated To The Alpha Called Legend Is Now LIVE!! (Legend and Leticia's Story) CHECK IT OUT AND DROP YOUR REVIEW

A promising position at a high tech dating app company brings Holly out to Colorado. But when she meets the CEO, and would be boss, she decides he can take his attitude, and the job offer, and stuff it. Holly becomes desperate for work and doesn't want to move back home with her mom and recently divorced sister. She decides to give it one last shot and is immediately hired by the COO, who is also the CEO's brother. Her project is to bring the brother's latest dating app update to life. She needs to find any issues with it, which seems to be everything. Rework the backend. And complete a beta test using employees who volunteer to be testers. What could go wrong during the office beta testing? A lot. No one on the leadership team, including Holly, the CEO, & the COO were supposed to sign up for beta testing of their app that allows people to express their desires anonymously via written messages. What happens when Holly starts messaging with her bosses without knowing who they are? Can the Billionaire heirs of Talon Industries, Noah and Adam, figure out how to charm a girl who doesn't seem to be impacted by their usual charms? Can either of them admit that lust has turned into love? Who can crack the ice cold heart of these untrusting alpha men? She can.

Alessandro, a name which can make men double his size shudder with fear. He is the Boss of the Russian outfit. He made a mistake, that he knows he would regret as long as he lives. A mistake which almost cost him his outfit. He never let anyone see how deeply that one mistake affected him. But it did. He decided to kill everyone who backstabbed him. That's when he saw Olivia. She was brought as a peace offering by her step mother to save her father's life. The same father who betrayed Alesso by helping his cousin Victor. He is not interested in school girls who are too innocent to stay alive in their world for long. But something in Olivia pulled to him, begging for mercy and help. He wanted to refuse her and kill her father. But he couldn't. So he bought her as his slave. Thus began their journey. This was something he was not expecting. She hated his guts. He saw how much she loathe him. But that never bothered him, until she started affecting him. He used to have fun when she is riled up. He loved when she is flustered. Making her go red with anger and frustration was his favorite. She was his reprieve from his guilt. A light at the end of a dark tunnel, which never seems to have an end.

️ Adult Romance (21+) Sesuaikan usia kalian untuk membacanya. Sidney mendongak untuk melihat wajah Alva. "Sepertinya kau mengambil banyak keuntungan dari pertemanan ini." Alva menarik punggungnya sedikit ke belakang agar dapat melihat Sidney. "Benarkah? Apa hanya aku yang mengambil keuntungan di sini?" Sidney menjilat bibirnya. "Apa yang kau pikirkan tentangku?" Alva menyipitkan sebelah matanya. "Kau mungkin berselisih dengan tunanganmu kemudian kau berlari ke pelukanku." Bukan itu maksudnya, yang Sidney maksud adalah mungkin Alva menganggapnya wanita yang rela tidur dengan sembarang pria atau wanita yang memburu Alva karena ketenarannya. Sidney kembali menatap langit London melalui jendela kaca dan menelan ludah. "Kau benar." Alva meletakkan dagunya di atas salah satu pundak Sidney. "Jadi, ini semacam caramu membalas dendam kepada tunanganmu?" Benar sekali. Jika Gerald bermain-main, ia juga bisa melakukannya. "Karena kau sangat ingin membawaku ke atas ranjang malam ini, kurasa kau tidak keberatan." Oh, konyol sekali! Seorang Alvaro Leonard yang menjadi incaran banyak wanita menjadi pelampiasan seorang wanita yang sedang bertikai dengan tunangannya. IG : cherry.blossom0311

She heard the door click open but it wasn't Nicolai. It was lucifer. Her eyes widened in fear as she got up from the bed. Lucifer walked towards her and she stepped back, her eyes started watering recollecting the event of this morning. She tried to run out of the room but lucifer catched her and locked her in his arms. "Shh... I am not going to hurt you, stop struggling..." She stilled hearing his angry voice. Even if he didn't wanted to hurt her, She wasn't ready to trust him. Lucifer let her go and started stripping, her heart started racing seeing that and she ran towards the door but it was locked. She tried to open it but couldn't. Her lips trembled as she felt his breath on her neck. "You can't escape from us, baby... Never..." He lifted her up walking towards the bed and she started struggling. Lucifer gently placed her on the bed and by now she was a crying mess. He was only in his trousers and that was not helping her either. ******** Three evil hybrids and one innocent mate. How is it going to work? But they clearly know that she is innocent but not weak...

Si Celine Jones ay trenta anyos na ngunit paulit-ulit pa rin siyang nabibigo sa pag-ibig. Nang magtagpo ang landas nila ni Clark Simeon ay umasa siyang si Clark na ang magtatanong sa kanya ng katagang "Will you marry me?' subalit gaya ng mga nauna niyang relasyon, sa hiwalayan din napunta ang lahat. Nabahala na ang kanyang mga magulang kaya tinawagan na nila si Alexander Saavedra para sabihing pumapayag na silang ituloy ang matagal nilang kasunduan - ang ipakasal si Celine sa anak niyang si Dustin. Nang dahil sa mamanahing yaman ay agad na pumayag si Dustin sa kagustuhan ng kanyang ama na sa kasalukuyan ay mayroon na ring cancer. Magagamot ba ni Dustin ang sugatang puso ni Celine o siya mismo ang magiging dahilan ng tuluyang pagkawasak nito?

~If Love is a drug, then I want to be high on you forever. If Love is a crime then I wanna be your victim but if Love is an Addiction then I wanna get insanely Addicted To You. . Brianna Anderson hasn't met anyone that caught her interest. Well, all that is about to change in the course of one sexy night.