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"I'm not your brother, Abby. I am your husband. And I need you as the husband needs his wife." Nang umalis ang kuya Xander ni Abby para mag- aral sa ibang bansa, pumalit sa papel nito bilang kuya nya ang bestfriend nito na si Xavier. Kaya lumaki sya na kuya ang turing kay Xavier. Hindi naman nya lubos akalain na magbabago ang lahat dahil sa isang gabi ng pagkakamali at hindi pagkaunawaan. So, her kuya Xavier, turns to be her husband. Dahil sa guilt at kasalanan naman nya, kaya binigyan nya ito ng karapatan para makasama parin nito ang babaeng mahal nito, sabay pangako dito na papayag sya ng annulment kung saka- sakali. Pero, isang araw bigla nalang syang nagising na ayaw na nyang e- share sa iba ang kuya Xavier nya. Pero ano nga ba ang magagawa nya kung iba ang nagmamay- ari ng puso nito? Hahayaan nalang ba nya ito na makasama ang babaeng mahal nito o ipaglaban nya ang karapatan nya bilang asawa nito? Originally from my: Del Fuengo Clan, 3rd gen.

Mildred has spent most of her life as a prostitute in a club. Men lust after her, they want her, but she was well-known for being violent and disobedient. No man has ever been able to tame her. Zaccheus Gonzales, one of the richest mafia in the country, has turned thirty-five and jaded. He needed a partner to bear his child but no woman could ever satisfy him enough to be his wife. However, he was persistent to have Mildred once he saw her for the first time in the club with nothing but restraints and leash around her neck. Alternatively, Mildred didn't like him at first sight. He was known to her and everyone else as a ruthless killer with no conscience, disregarding the man's attractive physical appearance. She knew better than to trust their species. She despised men and would never submit to them, even if it was Zaccheus who always kept his distance. She had always desired for freedom. What would she do if she finds out she could grasp the freedom she always wanted if she’d only agree to marry Zaccheus Gonzales? Would she trust him and accept?

Nang tumawag sa kanya ang kakambal na si Avery at nagsumbong na bugbog sarado na naman ito sa asawa ay doon naantala ang binalak sana ni Aviona na umalis ng bansa. Her twin sister was married to the most anticipated Billionaire around Asia. Kilala lamang niya ang lalaki sa pangalang Creed Morgan at bukod doon, wala na. "I was humiliated. I was in a deep cut slice of pain if I continued to be with him. Can you do me a favor, Ava. Pretend that you are me. Save me in the brink of my death." Avery Rodriguez was her twin, her friend and her companion noon pa man. Bagaman siya ang mas bata, Aviona Rodriguez inherited this personality as strong and untamable. Ngunit nang tinanggap niya ang alok ng kakambal ay naroon na sa kanyang utak na ipaghiganti ito, subalit nang lubusang nakilala niya na si Creed Morgan ay doon pa nagbago ang pananaw niya sa lalaki sa gitna ng binalak niyang basagin din sana ito. Aviona Rodriguez was tempted. Ngayon ay hirap na siyang makalabas dahil nakakulong na siya sa mapangahas at makamandag na mga bisig ng isang Creed Morgan.

"I'm sorry, I can't love you back. I love someone else." - Razen Isaac Beriones-Montagne. ____________ Razen Isaac Beriones-Montagne kilala bilang isang matinik pagdating sa babae. Sino ba naman ang hindi mahuhumaling sa isang binata sa ubod ng gwapo, malakas ang karisma at higit sa lahat isang bilyonaryo? Ngunit sa edad na tatlumpung taong gulang wala pa itong nobya. NO GIRLFRIEND SICE BIRTH in short NGSB dahil hinihintay niya ang pagbalik ng dating minamahal. Subalit, minamadali na siya ng kanyang ina na mag-asawa. Kaya nang dumating ang bagong kasambahay nilang si Gueene, agad niya itong pinakilala sa mga magulang na fiance niya ito. Gulat at pagkalito ang naramdaman ni Gueene dahil bilang isang kasambahay ang ipinunta niya, ngunit hindi trabaho ang kanyang nadatnan kundi ang maging asawa ng isang binatang bilyonaryo. Anong klaseng buhay kaya ang kanyang matatamasa sa poder ng mga Montagne? Ito na ba ang kasagutan sa kanilang kahirapan o ito ang simula upang lalong maging magulo ang kanyang buhay? Paano kung muling bumalik ang babaeng unang iniibig ng binata, panindigan kaya ni Razen Isaac ang kanyang mga sinumpaan sa asawa o magpadala sa bugso ng damdamin? Hanggang saan hahantong ang pagiging mag-asawa nila gayong una palang wala na silang pag-ibig na naramdaman sa isa't isa?

Karapatan ko rin yata ang maging masaya't piliing tahakin ang landas na nais ko nang hindi ako pinupukol ng bato nang sinumang taong madaraanan ko.

(First Generation 5) Pilit na ipinakasal ng kanyang mga magulang si Terrence Mikael Saavedra kay Corazon Villaluna kahit pa may iba na siyang mahal kaya naman ipinangako niya sa sarili na gagawin ang lahat para magdusa sa piling niya ang asawa. Bata pa lang si Corazon ay gusto na niya ang binatang si Terrence kaya nang mabigyan siya ng pagkakataong maikasal silang dalawa, hindi na niya ito pinakawalan pa. Subalit sa kanilang pagsasama imbes na magiging masaya siya ay puro pait at hinagpis lamang ang kanyang nararanasan sa piling ng kanyang asawa. Darating kaya ang araw na matututunan siyang mahalin ng asawa o susuko nalang siya? Paano kung muling magbalik ang babaeng mahal ni Terrence sa buhay nila? Handa ba niyang ipaglaban ang kanyang karapatan bilang legal na Mrs.Corazon Saavedra?

Hinahanap ni Via ang hustisya para sa kanyang mga magulang, ngunit sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon ay kanyang matutuklasan na ang kanyang dating kasintahan na minahal niya ng sobra ay konektado sa pamilyang gusto niyang paghigantian at sirain. Makakaya kaya ni Via na ituloy ang kanyang paghihiganti? Ano ang kanyang pipiliin ang hustisya para sa kanyang magulang o ang kapakanan ng taong mahal niya?

Revenge. Iyan ang nasa puso at isip ni Aaron sa loob ng mahabang panahon na pananatili niya sa ibang bansa. Bumalik siya para kay Valerie Fuentebella, ang minsan niyang minahal nang higit pa sa buhay niya. Si Valerie ang unica hija ni Don Carlos Fuentebella na pumatay sa pinakamamahal niyang ina. Sa pagbabalik ni Aaron at lingid rin sa kaalaman ng lahat, siya ang creditor ng pamilyang Fuentebella. At si Valerie ang nais niyang maging kabayaran sa lahat ng utang ng mga ito. 𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒅𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒖𝒑 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒍𝒇. 𝑾𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒔 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒆𝒏𝒅, 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒆 𝒐𝒓 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝑽𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆? ------- Can you give a second chance to your Ex-lover? . .

Margarette "Maggie" Sandoval, at the age of 25 and as the breadwinner of the family, she already put a name in the fashion industry. Everyone praised her for her impressive designs and also how successful she is in her career. She is closed to a perfect type of woman. Now that she gave her family a better life that they deserve, she wishes to settle down for good and get married. So when her long-time boyfriend proposed to her, she didn't hesitate to say yes. But her world turned upside-down when she woke up in a different room beside a hot guy —Trevor Dickinson, and learned that she accidentally married him. Things get worst when it turns out that he was her fiancé's older brother.

(Witchita Series #1) On the evening of Santacruzan, I met Gideon, the consort of my life. Months later, we grew closer to each other, but then... he found out about the bet and we split up. Weeks after our breakup, he confronted and told me, “Panagutan mo ako... Buntis ako," and I was like, “Gago ka ba?” Days after my family revealed our biggest secrets, I made up my list. To do: 1. Get to know more about my family's identity, history, and special ability (especially in dealing with a pregnant male partner!) 2. Master my family's craft — witchcraft. 3. Attend to Deon's needs, assist, and take care of him. 4. Protect and keep him away from his pack for nine months (or else our child's gonna get killed because Deon's a son of an alpha b*tch!) 5. Plan about our child's financial support and our parental setup. 6. Make sure that the whole pregnancy experience will be tolerable for the first-time mommy (or pappy or whatsoever, I don't really know what to call him, geez...) 7. The child should stay with my family after Deon gave birth because he or she belongs to us, to the kind who needs to keep hiding. 8. And the most important thing to do, love my child with all my heart, mind, and Witchita soul. I am Angie Lou Pereira, a Witchita, and this is my guide to successful parenting.