flirty tall jokes

Jade My brother went off to college out of state thinking he would be alright on his own but he just moved back in yesterday with a friend, a very tall, very handsome friend under the condition that he was not to touch or look at me in a sexual way, but as the challenging person I am, I want to see how long he can hold back. Blake I promised my best friend that I wouldn't do anything to his little sister but I don't know how long I can hold back against her advances. I know it's wrong but I can't stop myself and she's not taking it easy on me either.

The phone had fallen and disassembled and the call, disconnected. "Who, who, who are you?" She became a heavy stutterer in an instant. The man who stood at the door to the kitchen walked forward and the light illuminated his features. He was lean and tall, very tall. Dressed in a white long sleeved shirt and dark suit pants, the few exposed parts of his body were ashen, lifeless and cold, like a bleak winter day. "Marry me." These were the two words that came from the deathly pale lips of his emotionless face... ********** Moving away from her overprotective parents, Geneva thought that she could finally lead a stress-free life. This was ruined when a ghost demands intimacy with her, his soulmate, to recover his lost memories and body.

From childhood, Princess has dreamed of becoming a model. With his height and beauty he had no difficulty reaching that. Her modeling career has been good both locally and internationally so she is happy with the course of her life. But one news will suddenly change. Her parents will marry her to a man she doesn't even know. He is Ethan Rodriguez. Handsome, tall and strong sex appeal especially to women. When they first met, there was something strange between the two of them. At first they agreed to pretend to be happy together as a couple. They will find the time and convince their parents to let each other go because they are not happy in each other's company. Will they still be able to continue their plan of separation if they finally fall in love with each other? Or will they admit to what they really feel to correct the marriage they started?

Blurb: After Diane Harlow loses her step-sister, the supposed heir of Red moon pack to an accident in the fields, her stepfather and other sisters then decide to sell her out because they hold her responsible for the death of their sister, Becky.Diane, who is a human grown into a werewolf family at the time is seen as worthless and since her mother, who was the king’s wife was dead, they feel that she’s no longer of any importance to them.To further punish Diane, her step father and his children then decide to sell her off to the infamous dreadful Alpha, Alpha Michael Zale of Silver crest pack.When Diane learns of her father’s decision to sell her off to Michael, she tries running away only to fall right into the Devil’s clutches.Fate decides to punish her further by making the monster, Michael her Mate!!With hurt and betrayal in their hearts, they set off on a wild adventure of hate, secrets, wonder, and above all, love.Main characters:Diane Harlow: 20, red-haired, green eyes, curvy, short. She is strong, sharp-witted, resilient, and also sensitive. She was wrongfully accused of the death of her Step sister; and thus was sold to the reputable Alpha Michael by her step father as a means of getting rid of her.Michael Zale: 24, dark haired, gray eyes, well built body, tall, tattooed skin. Brutal, proud and a ruthless Alpha. Audrey’s mate. He is strong, tender hearted, but built walls around his heart.Alpha Henry Bale: 51, Brown haired with dark eyes. An average man with enough power under his grasp. Self deserving. Brutal and ruthless. Diane’s step father who sold her into slavery because he holds her responsible for the death of his daughter

At sixteen, Lovely Thunderstorm is told of the promise her father made ten years ago to Alpha Victor of Black Diamonds Pack to marry his son who is rather the younger version of him. Lovely feels hatred the moment her eyes landed on him. But that isn't the only thing she feels for him. Alpha Victor Jr is stubborn, serious and cold hearted. He has dreaded this arrangement since he was ever told of it. His wolf yearns for his mate, yet he refuses to be weak in admitting he loves her. But how long can he hold out when he is married to her? Excerpt: "Love me and I am in your heart, but hate me and I am in your mind." I spoke, unconsciously turning all Shakespeare on him. "So let me get this straight," he gazed down at me, making me feel short. These goddamn tall people around here. "You want to be in my mind." I smack myself in my forehead before looking at his confused handsome face. Well... I was just going to ignore the fact I called him handsome. "I never knew Shakespeare was this crazy." He stated thoughtfully. I could only glare. I really did hate him.

Arabella is a female werewolf who is mated to Lucas,a man she had no feelings for, she was mated to him only because he had saved her life. They had no feelings for each other, she was with him for survival. When she felt,she could survive on her own,she took off from his pack, abandoning the mate and the rough pack. Arabella moved into a new town where she met Micheal, a tall handsome man,whom she fell in love with, but they couldn't be together because she is a werewolf and he is human and she was already mated to Lucas who she was sure would come looking for her soon. Despite the obstacles to their love, their love grew stronger and forged on until Lucas arrived in town to destroy their relationship. Will their human-werewolf relationship survive the angry Lucas?

Jealousy, obsession, and secrets lurk beneath the surface, threatening to tear Lily's world apart, as she navigates the twist and turns of love and friendship, she must decide which boy is truly right for her and face the consequences of her choices. ______________________ Eighteen-year-old Lily Davis, who has never been in an intimate relationship, finds her self-torn between two boys in her senior year. Mark, the arrogant, cocksure and most popular boy in school who commands attention with his entourage wielding his sharp wit to garner both envy and admiration. On the other hand, there's Ethan, the enigmatic newcomer, captivating attention with his mere presence. His tall and attractive physique a magnet that draws admiring glances toward him. Lily was never interested in getting a boyfriend but her bestfriend puts the idea in her head, along as the sudden apperence of Ethan who caught her attention at first glance. She makes an attempt to know Ethan but later finds out Mark is his childhood bestfriend and because of this, she gets close to both of them, drawn to their unique personalities. But soon, Lily realizes that there is more to them than their perfect smile and handsome faces. The secret and unsaid words that hid beneath their Charming personality comes to light as she finds out that the perfect truth can turn out to be the biggest lie. Does she really love them? Or is she caught in a web of manipulation? Can she really trust who they say they are?

Born an oddball, destined for power. Avyanna has been judged all her life—too dark, too tall, too different. But with her father’s love and her best friend Alcinder by her side, she endured. Until her father’s death shattered her world, leaving her uninterested in claiming the Alpha title, much to her spiteful Twin brother’s delight. Then the dreams began. And with them, a power she never asked for. Alcinder has always been an anomaly—a werewolf without a wolf, cursed to be mateless. Declared an outcast by his pack, he finds solace only in Avyanna and Elektra, a gifted healer with a heart as fierce as her magic. But when Alcinder’s aunt, Velda, and her vampire mate Salvatore unleash an army to wipe out the werewolf packs of Alparos, their world is thrown into chaos. Now, Avyanna must embrace the power she once feared, Alcinder must uncover the truth of his missing wolf, and Elektra must wield magic stronger than ever. The war for survival has begun. And destiny does not wait for the unwilling.

Loving the same woman that tore his family apart, and caused the insanity of his mother. There is a twist, as he finds out, that even the child she has, is his father's child. But he is already too inlove with her, that staying away only means that he is ready to end his own life. Will he be able to stop loving her, when it will only hurt her mother more, that she is seeing the prostitute again? Will he still stand tall with her, when he finds out, that his brother is willing to do anything to make sure, Megan is out of the way? Find out, how the entire drama will unfold.

Gage was once the heir to his family's business, the future CEO. Handsome and tall, he had always been admired by many women. But after a car accident, everything changed. His legs were injured, leaving him confined to a wheelchair. His once charming personality turned volatile and unpredictable. The people who once idolized him disappeared; flattery turned to mockery, and now, he was scorned as the disabled man everyone looked down upon. Kailey, on the other hand, was the adopted, unpopular daughter—unloved and overlooked by her family. Her parents saw her as unnecessary and she couldn’t fight back when her marriage collapsed because of her sister. She longed to find her happiness but is mild to even speak for herself. However, a contract marriage brought her and Gage together. Force to replace her sister for an arranged marriage with a cripple heir, Kaylie couldn’t hold herself back any longer. She set her goal and with revenge boiling in her mind, she decided to find her way and get everything she’s longed for. But first, she had to convince Gage and win him over. Will this ever be possible? Or she will be caged in calamity of a heir, whose heart is also filled with rage?