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Yumaman na lang bigla si Stella dahil sa isang malaking bag na may lamang five hundred million pesos mula sa lalaking hindi nila kakilala ng kaibigan niya na si Janice na hinahabol ng mga kapulisan. Imbis na dalhin 'yon sa kapulisan ay hindi na lang nila ginawa sa takot na madawit pa sila. Umalis sila ng kaibigan niya sa tinitirahan nila. Gamit ang perang 'yon ay nagbago ang buhay nilang dalawa. Naging mayaman sila. Nagkaroon sila ng sariling negosyo at kompanya. Nakilala ni Stella si Elmo na nagmamakaawa sa kanya na bigyan ng trabaho dahil kailangan nito ng pera para mabuhay. Naawa siya sa lalaking ito kaya binigyan niya ng trabaho. Unang kita pa lang niya kay Elmo ay aminado na siya sa sarili niya na gusto niya ito. Naging malapit sila sa isa't isa hanggang sa magkaroon ng namamagitan sa kanila. Walang kaalam-alam si Stella na ang pagdating ni Elmo sa buhay niya ay ang magbubukas ng pinto sa nakaraan niya upang malaman niya kung sino nga talaga ang tunay niyang mga magulang at nagmamay-ari ng perang ginamit nila ng kaibigan niya na si Janice upang yumaman sila.

Shanbri is just a simple girl but her boyfriend Kenji Yael is a billionaire CEO. Despite that, they still love each other unconditionally. Until one day, Shanbri found out that Kenji Yael is already engaged to another girl. Shanbri got hurt so she decided to leave her boyfriend and go to a far place but before that, she gave herself to Kenji Yael as a token of her love for him. Later she found out that she got pregnant with Kenji Yael's child but she decided to hide it from him. But, after 4 years they saw each other again because Kenji Yael will be the new boss of Shanbri. Will they clear the misunderstandings in their past? Will Kenji Yael know the secret of Shanbri? Will they fight for their love? And, finally have a happy ending with their twins.

"Ma'am, you have dengue," Keisha felt extremely weak upon hearing the news from the doctor. She didn't know how she contracted dengue and why. "Doctor, what are you injecting? Is it necessary?" the doctor replied, assuring her that he knew what he was doing. She trusted the doctor and believed she would recover. She allowed him to administer the injection in her sensitive area. In less than a week, she was discharged, and indeed the doctor had done a great job. But as time went by, she felt changes in her body. She often vomited in the morning and felt abdominal discomfort. These were signs that she was pregnant! How could this happen? She was still a virgin! Until she remembered the injection administered by the doctor. She realized that what was injected into her was worse than Dengvaxia, as she now had to endure nine months until she gave birth. But the big problem was, who was the father of her unborn child? She didn't know that she was bearing the Billionaire Heir.

It was five years ago when Andrew's friends died. Two of them were his teammates in volleyball and one of them was his boyfriend. All of them were said to be killed by his best friend, Allen. The tragedy almost caused him to take his own life. But just like the rainbow that appears after a rain, Andrew was able to get back on his feet and tried to live as normal as possible. It was then when he met Karl, a handsome and a tall looking man with a cold demeanor. For Karl, Andrew was his sun no matter what his past is. Andrew was the person who changed him, a person he had promised he wouldn't leave. But there will always be darkness after the sun shines. For they thought they could finally be happy, a person from the dark past came back. Will Andrew be able to find happiness? or will the past pull Andrew back to how he was? For updates follow me on my Facebook page: @lawlietwrites

Rizza was kidnapped and brought to the place where Drake is living with his men. Hindi siya dinukot para ipatubos sa kanyang pamilya hindi kagaya ng mga napapanood niya sa mga drama sa telebisyon. Siya ay dinukot ng mga hindi kilalang lalaki upang bigyan ng anak na magiging tagapagmana si Drake na ayaw na mag-asawa sa takot na baka lokohin at iwan na naman ito. Pumayag kaya si Rizza sa nais ng bilyonaryong binata na bigyan niya ito ng anak na magiging tagapagmana ng lahat ng mga ari-arian at kayamanan ng pamilya nito? Paano kung tanggihan niya ang bilyonaryong binata na si Drake? Makabalik pa kaya siya sa kanyang pamilya na buhay? Kahit tanggihan niya ang bilyonaryong binata na si Drake hindi na niya matatakasan ito.

After a near-death encounter, Gale, a weak and poor college student, unlocks the mysterious thing residing within him. It was a SYSTEM that can make him level up, with him growing stronger in each levels. It would give him power that will alter his destiny. A power that will catch the attention of the secret societies lurking in the shadows.

"Do you know the other reasons why I am so furious? It's not just because I saw you with Kristoffer during this late night." "I am angry, because you just fucking left me again after what had happened between us last night!" "You left me after you repeatedly begged me to fuck you harder!" Everything started to turn upsidedown when Samantha Hudson found out that her step-brother is no other than the man who took her virginity, Tristan Hilton, a billionaire who's also known for being a playboy on their city. How can they resist the forbidden desires they've been holding for each other, knowing that it'll be a kind of sin?

Hater, stranger, turn into lover. “Such a heartless man,” she said. “Heartless prince...” he corrected as if it is correct. “Heartless that fall into you,” he added. Find a way to support this unexpected love team from this story.

Sinubukan ni Samantha Hudson na kalimutan ang lalaking nakasama niya sa isang gabing pakikipagtalik noong gabi na ginugol niya sa pagpapalasing sa isang club upang makalimutan kung gaano siya nagagalit na malaman na ikakasal ang kanyang ina sa ibang lalaki. Ngunit nagsimulang maging komplikado ang lahat simula nang malaman niya na ang kanyang step-brother ay walang iba kundi ang lalaking kumuha ng kanyang pagka-birhen, si Tristan Hilton, isang bilyonaryo na kilala rin sa pagiging playboy sa kanilang lungsod. Paano nila mapipigilan ang bugso ng damdamin na puno ng pagnanasa na kanilang itinatago para sa isa't isa, lalo na at ito'y magiging isang malaking kasalanan?

Lenie was left by her ex-boyfriend, Dexter, which led her to seek help from her friend Alice to find a new job and start a fresh chapter in her life. However, even Alice betrayed her by leaving her baby with Lenie and disappearing without a word. To support Javi, Lenie applied to the company where Alice used to work. When she got the job, she never expected to catch the attention of her boss, Alexis Ramirez. Over time, she found herself falling for him, and the feeling became mutual. However, Lenie had a secret she couldn’t reveal to Alexis—employees with children were not allowed in his company. She didn’t know how to explain her situation to him. While contemplating a solution to her problem, her former friend Alice suddenly returned to take back her child. Having cared for Javi for years, Lenie found it extremely difficult to give him up to his biological mother. To stay close to Javi, Lenie turned to Alexis for help. Little did the two know that Alexis’ simple act of helping would significantly change their relationship and their lives forever.