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Isang simpleng babae si Beatrice Vallencia na lihim na nagmamahal kay Jefferson Griffin. Isang sikat na Chef, makisig at higit sa lahat babaero. Pero nabago ang lahat simula ng makilala niya si Caye Flores na buong akala niya ay ito na ang mamahalin niya habang buhay. Nagbago ang lahat noong gabi na may nangyari sa kanila ng babae na hindi niya maalala ang mukha. Mahahanap kaya niya ang babae? Paano kapag nalaman niyang si Bea ito? Mapapa-sakanya kaya ito kung pag-aari na ito ng iba? Hanggang saan ang kaya mong gawin para sa pag-ibig?

"Holy crap, you are so boring!" He pushed her against the wall, placing his hands on either side of her and staring into her eyes in frustration. He is shirtless and has flat abs touching her body, which is giving her goosebumps. "I don't know how to kiss." She looked at the man, pouting her lips. He scoffed at her boring reply. "Teach me how to kiss." She mumbled, licking her lips, and grabbed his attention. He looked down at her and stroked his hair with his fingers, pulling her close by her waist. "Stand on my toes." He smirked, sending chills down her spine. She climbed over, placing both feet on his toes. "Look into my eyes." He grabbed her chin and make her look into his eyes. She looked into his green-pricing eyes, rolling her fingers on his trimmed beard. "Concentrate on my lips." He synced, licking his lips. Her heart skipped a beat as he pressed her thin lips between his thumbs. And she moaned in response, rolling her eyes at his lips. "Seal your lips on mine and chew it up like an ice cream." He explained the first step, bending his head to seal her lips. "Aaaachuuuuu!!" She sneezed loudly before he sealed her lips. "ANGELINA." He yelled at the top of his lungs. "I’m sorry, hubby." Angelina closed her eyes, covering them with both hands. Angelina is a twenty-year-old college student with lots of goals in life, but she doesn't have parents to give her pocket money and support her financially. But one day, she married a billionaire and then her tragic life turned into a romantic one. Now the question is - how will Angelina satisfy her husband and his desires when she has only experienced struggles in her past life?

Pernikahan tersembunyi antara Salsa dan Dewa. Lika-liku perjalanan kisah cinta yang rumit, dari mulai jati diri Salsa yang ternyata putri kandung Bram, ayah tiri Dewa. Lalu Dewa yang kelahirannya tidak pernah diinginkan oleh kakeknya. Bagaimana nasib pernikahan Dewa dan Salsa? Mampukah mereka menghadapi pahit manisnya bahtera rumah tangga???

Si Samantha Gabrielle Garcia ay simpleng dalaga na ang kaniyang nais ay makahanap ng lalaking magmamahal sa kaniya ng buong-buo. Matupad kaya ang kaniyang nais kong sa isang iglap lang siya ay ikinasal sa babaerong binata, Rem Ezekiel Cloud Mendoza. Magbabago kaya ang binata sa pamamagitan ng dalaga at may mabubuo kayang pag-iibigan sa kanilang pagsasama o puro pagtataksil? Makamit kaya ng dalaga kaya ang pag-ibig inaasam-asam kung ang binatang pinakasalan niya ay may anak ito sa dating nobya? “Ikaw ang lalaking minahal ko, pinagkatiwala ko sayo ng buong-buo ang puso ko, pero hindi ko inakala na ikaw rin pala ang wawasak nito ng pinong-pino.” —Samantha Gabrielle Garcia

"Marry me and I'll give you a million dollars." "What?! But you're so...so..." "Devastatingly handsome? Smoulderingly sexy?" "NO! Obscenely obnoxious!" *** This was how Daniel Winters, the CEO of Winters Architecture proposed to Jane McKay, a down on her luck single mother. She desperately needed money to gain custody of her child and he was in frantic search for a wife and a baby to retain his inheritance. And so, these two unlikely souls struck up an agreement - a one year contract marriage that would supposedly benefit them both. But one year is a long time, and according to Murphy's law 'anything that can happen will happen.' So the question is, will Daniel and Jane be able to stand each other for 365 days without going for each other’s throat? Will Daniel's family find out about his greatest lie? Will the baby of Jane's father come back for his flesh and blood? And most importantly, will this unlikely marriage blossom into something more?

SEQUEL TO SOLD TO THE UNTOUCHABLE ALPHA A year has passed since Gillian and Theodore's attempt at taking over The Fulger and Tonitru packs. A year since Arissa was considered a traitor and a murderer. And a year since Arissa and Ivan discovered they shared a bond stronger than even that of mortal bonds. Things have gone peacefully... At least as peacefully as Arissa will allow. However, that peace is about to overturned by a strange darkness that seems to be following Arissa around like a shadow. Something about the darkness calls to Arissa, drawing her farther and farther from the self she has known her entire life. What will happen when one wrong move sends Arissa spiraling out of control? Will Ivan be able to save her and bring her back to the light? Or will their world come crashing down around them? Read The Untouchable Alpha's Unhinged Luna to find out!

(Previously called His Own Undoing) "You really think I'm playing around?" He grounds out me through gritted teeth and he takes a step closer and I begin to move back. "I gave you a strict instruction and you disobeyed, you chose to rebel." There is about one zillion comeback running through my head, but my brain only focuses on the man whose green eyes has somehow turn into black because he's mad at me. "Do you know what happens to rebellious people?" I keep moving back until my back hit the wall and I hiss out in frustration. I swallow hard and try not to look at him, pissing him off would be a good thing when we aren't the only ones in the whole house. "Do you?!" He demands with a roar. "No, I don't. Tell me." I say, hiding the trembling of my voice as I look up at him. He takes a firm step close to stand intimately close to me, his height making me feel like a little child. "They get punished." And for the first time in the last five to six-minute, I see his green eyes instead of black ones looking into mine with lust and my brain go blank for a second and I have to shake it to restart it. Even I can't deny the intense feeling I have been having, I don't want to be in denial any more. I do want to be close to him and as much as it scares me, it draws me in to know more. "Then punish me." ***** The arrangement was, I get to meet her, propose to her, we get married as that would create a stronger bond between the two business associates, bringing us together as a family. Falling in love with her personal assistant was never part of the arrangement.

“I don’t f*ck virgins, red.” *** When feisty Eleanor, accidentally stumbles on an arrogant infuriating billionaire Liam James, he's instantly captivated by her. However, on first meeting, he treats her like a piece of dirt. Flaunting his money on her face. Falling for him would be the death of her. But how long can she resist?

My breathing rate slowly increased on seeing his outstretched hand, and out of my gritted teeth, I asked, "Did you poison this food?" There was no slight change in his face as he answered me coldly, "I would rather choke you to the bed with my bare hands, Senorita. That way, you'll curse out my name" My eyes dimmed for a moment. Was this devil in an armani suit still talking about murder? "Now, open your mouth!" He commanded and my stomach rumbled in protest. My lips vibrated and I tried to hold the hot tears forming inside of my eyes. I couldn't stay longer with this hunger. As long as I'm not submitting to be his slave then I could come to a compromise. .. .. Her name is Sofia Di Marco; surviving heir of a powerful mob family. After a decade of hiding from the Italian government She finally steps out to start a new life but she bumps that new life into a mystery billionaire man who turns out to be the King of the New York Underground. That was his identity, but to her, he was Mr. Pompous; the raging green-eyed Devil in an Armani suit.....

A collection of two sports romances. The Quarterback's BabyWhat happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas which would be great, if I wasn’t carrying the Quarterback’s baby!The Running Back's BabyI loved playing dirty on the field and in the bedroom.