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"Do you Mrs Chantel McCarty take Mr Dominic Winfrey as your lawfully wedded husband till death do you apart?" The priest ask the average woman glaring at the man on a retro suit. If look could kill, then Dominic would be unconscious right now. "No, I don't" her replied shocked everyone especially her parents. "As the matter fact, I know nothing about this " she added. The priest eyes was widened like that of a watermelon. "But who cares, I don't have damn right to make my own decision. I'm sure Mr Demonic, oh sorry, I meant to say Dominic, would say Yes, so you should proceed Mr Priest, there's no need for you to ask since you know you can't stop this wedding. Gawd! my foot is killing me" She reach down and took off her heels. When she was done she took a deep breath and smiled to everyone in the hall not noticing Dominic cold glare on her. "Mr Dominic Winf..." "Yes I do" Dominic glared at the Priest who shuddered in fear. Poor him. "I now pro..noun you both a..as Hus..band a..and wife" The priest stammer. The wife was crazy and the husband was scary. ___ Being the most feared and ruthless Billionaire, Dominic Winfrey had a lot of rivals. Due to the pressure from his family to settle down and in order to protect his company from hostile take over, he have no choice but to proposed a marriage to the McCarthy family first daughter. The two families decided to merge for business collaboration. Unfortunately for him, Chantel McCarthy wasn't that type of a submissive woman. In fact she is the opposite of a perfect wife. Soon, series of comic events escalates in between them.

TRENDING: Ang panget na si Yolly Peralta, nabuntis ng Campus Heartthrob na si Andy Pagdatu! Miserable ang buhay ni Yolly sa Sanchi College dahil laging tampulan ng tukso ang kanyang kapangitan. Pero dahil sa isang selfie, napalapit siya sa campus heartthrob na si Andy Pagdatu at naging kaibigan pa ito. Naging close pa sila sa close. Pero paano kung isang gabing ay malasing sila? Tapos magbubunga ang isang gabing karupukan ng dalawang linya sa pregnancy test kit at si Andy raw ang ama? Matatanggap kaya ni Andy na nakabuntis siya ng pangit? At ang tanong, totoo nga kaya na buntis si Yolly?

Hindi sinipot si Jheanne Estofa ng long-time-boyfriend niyang si Hugo Makatarungan sa araw mismo ng kanilang kasal. Pinagpalit siya nito sa bestfriend niyang si Jana Salvacion.  With her wedding dress, ruined makeup and bleeding heart, she left the Church to a shopping mall just to escape the pain for a while.     Until she banged this big man beggar on the sidewalk the night she decided to go home.  Ang pulubi ay matangkad, matikas ang pangangatawan at guwapo, ngunit walang kasing baho! Sa hindi malamang kadahilanan ay kinaladkad niya ang pulubi at dinala sa kanyang condo. Pinaliguan, pinakain at binigyan ng pangalan.  ‘Ubi’  is short for pulubi. And because she wanted to take revenge on his ex-boyfriend, she used the beggar as her fiancé—para ipamukha sa ex-boyfriend niyang si Hugo na kaya niya rin gawin ang ginawa nito sa kanya. But soon, Jheanne found herself in love with Ubi.  At kung kailan natutunan na niya itong mahalin ay saka naman ito biglang nawala. At nang muli silang magkita ay hindi na siya kilala ni Ubi.

Certified raketera, palaban at walang inuurungan. Siya si Leah Rivera o mas kilala sa tawag na Iya ng mga taong malapit sa kaniya. Magmula pagkabata ay natuto na siyang maging isang raketera dahil maaga rin siyang tinuruan ng kaniyang ina na nagtitinda sa palengke ng kung anu-anong trabaho na sa kalaunan ay nakasanayan na niyang gawin. Ang kailangan niya ay pera. Pera na makakatulong sa kanila para mairaos ang kanilang pang-araw araw na pangangailangan at para na rin makatulong siya sa pagpapaaral sa kaniyang kambal na kapatid na ngayon ay nasa kolehiyo na. Likas kay Leah ang pagiging masayahin at pagkakaroon ng positibong pananaw sa buhay. Pero hindi sa lahat ng oras. Tulad na lamang nang isang gabi, habang nagse-serve siya ng alak sa mga mayayamang costumer ng bar na pinapasukan niya ay may nagtangkang mambastos sa kaniya. Dahil likas sa kaniya ang pagiging palaban, gumanti siya sa lalaki. Ang kaso, ang suntok na dapat na para rito ay dumapo sa isang kasama nito na wala namang ginawang masama sa kaniya. Paano kung ang lalaking hindi niya sinasadyang masuntok ay ang anak ng kaniyang boss? At anong gagawin niya kung sakaling magkagusto ito sa kaniya at yayain siya nitong magpakasal? Makakaya ba niyang tanggapin ang alok nito sa kaniya kapalit ng halaga na makapag-aahon sa kanila sa kahirapan? Will she ever fall in love with the man who is only good at pestering her with his stupid antics?

Annie read the contract file, again and again, to see every clause of it so that she doesn't regret anything later. Her eyes widened as she saw a particular clause and she grabbed the file and entered the cabin swiftly. "Smart, isn't it?" Annie asked with a small smile as Sandy turned to her side. "Why don't you add some more conditions in this contract from my side too?" She dared to ask him but Sandy didn't show his surprised look as he just nods to let her proceed. "It stated that I can't leave the job. Why don't you add that you too can't fire me without any reason?" She asked showing that she won't ever leave the job even if she had to go through hell. Sandy smiled realising how fun it would be to play with her. "Anything else?" Sandy asked without breaking his stares toward her. "I don't know why you want me to work under you. But the only thing matters to me is the salary package" she replied with a wide grin making him more curious about the girl in front of him. "Welcome to hell, Cinderella" he spoke handling the appointment letter. "I am not Cinderella" she snapped at him immediately. Why is so hard for him to call her Annie? Shoes can be a cupid to normal Cinderella tales. But here, it's not normal love story neither is she is Cinderella. She looks as innocent as Cinderella. She looks as beautiful as Fairy. But that is the problem. In reality, she is something whom no one can ever think to mess with. Sandy captured her to give her hell of time. But is it really him who have captured her or there is something more to her?

SPG/R-18+ Tila isang panaginip lang ang lahat pagkatapos ng mainit nilang pinagsaluhan nagising na lamang si Ednalyn Del Socorro, code name Jade. Na hindi na siya si Jade, ang dating matapang na Agent ng Eagle Eye, na walang takot sa ano mang laban.Isa na lamang siyang simpleng sekretarya ng CEO ng isang malaking kompanya ng bansa ang EA group of companies. What if, ang bago nilang CEO na si Everette Altamerano ay walang iba kun'di si Sir Everette Ocampo ng Eagle Eye agency na dati n'yang superior na masungit pero umaapaw sa ka-guwapuhan nito? Makakaya kayang ipaalala muli ni Ednalyn Del Socorro sa dating malambing pero suplado si Sir Everette Ocampo, ang kanilang masayang nakaraan kung nalimot na siya ng dating minamahal na Superior na si Everette Ocampo? What's the next step, ano ang kayang gawin ng dating agent na matapang na si Ednalyn Del Socorro, upang muling manumbalik ang dating pagtingin ng kaniyang superior na si Sir Everette Ocampo? Or kailangan bang muli madugtungan ang mainit nila noon na pinagsaluhan upang manumbalik ang dati nilang pagmamahalan?

Brianna Eleanor Garcia, also known as Brii, is not your typical dalagang Pilipina-an independent and strong willed woman who knows how to handle herself. Upon working at the club made exclusively for the billionaires, she met this oblivious man who made his way to Brianna by simply annoying her to simply catch her attention. The man, Prince Dave El-Greco, a hot but arrogant and manipulative bachelor, by all means, wanted to play games with Brianna. He knows that the very first time he laid his eyes on her, he wanted her so badly to the extent of him buying her from the club's bachelorette auction. But then because of Brianna's nature of work, the woman knows how to flip and when to play the El-Greco's card. Eventually, she found out that even if she has a skill in playing man's heart, Prince Dave is irresistibly tough and hard tho, especially when her feelings are now on the line. Will she have the courage to stop it before her heart turns back at her whenever this El-Greco meddles her way of thinking and perception? or will she stand and live to her words by continuing this game that she's already in?

Zoe James got into trouble with vice president Henry Arthur after she insulted and unknowingly molested him at a club, and instead of apologizing, she ran away. Angry, he decided to track her down, things became more interesting after he found out she summited an application to work in his company.

Naniniwala ka ba sa karma? Sya si Danon Acosta. Nasa tamang edad, gwapo, macho, mayaman at habulin ng babae. Aminado syang hindi sya pahuhuli sa pagiging babaero sa kanilang magkakaibigan. Marami nang babae ang umiyak dahil sa kanya. Hindi naman nya kasalanan yun dahil unang una palang ay sinabihan na nya ang mga ito na wag mai-inlove sa kanya. Ngunit isang araw may isang matandang babaeng wala yata sa sarili nito at hinulaan sya. At ayon nga daw sa kapalaran nya ay nalalapit na ang karma nya. Ang babaeng magpapatibok ng triple sa bato nyang puso. Ang babaeng magpapaiyak sa kanya. Ang babaeng mahihirapan syang mapaibig kahit lumuhod pa sya sa asin. Tinawanan lang nya ito. Hindi sya naniniwala sa karma. Tao lang ang gumagawa ng karma nya. Pero ng makilala nya si Maggie ang hipag ng kaibigan nyang si Austin ay nagiba ang tibok ng puso nya. Unang kita pa lang nya dito ay alam nyang tinamaan na sya. Pero hindi pala ganun kadali ang pagdadaanan nya para mapaibig ito. Dahil desi syete lang ito at malaki pa ang pagkadisgusto sa kanya, laging nakasimangot tuwing nakikita sya. Ang isip nya ay nagsasabi na kalimutan na lang ito at ibaling na lang ang atensyon sa iba, ngunit ang puso nya naman ay ito lang ang hinahanap hanap kahit halos isumpa sya nito ng sirain nya ang date nito sa lalaking gusto nito. Danon Acosta and Maggie Caperiña story

Men Of Manhattan #1. Eleven years have pass since he saw her for the last time. Now, Mark is a successful man. He has the money, is an important CEO and a real estate mogul with powerful friends everywhere. And he's a man who could have the woman he wants with the snap of his fingers. The only problem is that none of those women is Olivia. None of them has been able to make him forget his love for the woman who hurt him in the past, not even his ex-fiancée. So, desperate with his problems, Mark decides to listen to his brother and goes to the bar at the end of the street in search of the woman who will help him forget his troubles. The real problem is that the woman he finds there does the opposite. Who is this girl in charge of turning his world upside down?