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In this world, a cataclysm has caused the appearance of monsters and other disasters, emerging from dimensional rifts and gradually pushing the world to its destruction, to face them, some humans having awakened various magical powers are fighting against this apocalypse. Dora, one of them, has a special class "Avatar" which gives him access to all the other classes, alas, the difficulties in leveling it up and the temperament of the latter earned him to be expelled from his team, which he had planned in order to live a calm and peaceful life, but a friendly fight with the little brother of the strongest woman in the kingdom will reveal his true potential. This is the story of the one perfect avatar, the individual who has the power to transcend this world.

Mitsuha is a businessman who recently found out that he would be a father, it will be a new challenge for him because until now he had only been aware of his little sister Aya. Ria has been his girlfriend for two years and the woman with whom he wants to spend the rest of his life, but partner problems and jealousy will make the relationship a little worse. When Mitsuha meets his baby, he tries to be a good father and give his best, but Ria is a very demanding woman who wants her attention to be only for her baby.

Aubrey's twin sister doesn't want to leave her singing career to go work for her father's billionaire bachelor best friend across the country. Aubrey takes her place with their father's blessing and escapes torment for long term bully and the mate who rejected sweet Aubrey. Aubrey arrives in LA and is given an apartment in the elegant packhouse of the most prominent werewolf pack on the West Coast, but when Aubrey starts work as the Alpha's Personal Assistant the last thing the little fox shifter expects is to fall in love with the boss. Adonis lost his mate just hours before they had planned to commence the date they planned before officially mating and marking one another. That was over two decades ago and while he has had lovers, none are suitable to stand by his side as Luna and the wife of a billionaire CEO. After the gold digging Personal Assistants of his past he asks his college best friend to send one of his twenty four year old twins to be his Personal Assistant. He needs a Personal Assistant he can trust. What he doesn't expect is to find love with his best friend's child who is more than half his age. Will his best friend approve? How will his pack members take it? Or the West Coast Shifter Council? What about the snakes hidden in his company trying to undermine his business success?

Being rejected and humiliated after a year-long relationship with the Alpha of Blackwood pack. Lilliana was being banned from the pack she had served as a maid for years to an unknown pack, leaving her child which she had for the Alpha alone. She found her second chance mate, who is an Alpha in the Darkmoon pack. She was surprised when she saw the father of her child, who rejected her for another woman pleading her to come back, to everyone's surprise the Alpha Lucas and the Alpha of Darkmoon are brothers Will Liliana leave her second chance mate for the father of her child? How does two brothers became Alphas in different pack

Eva moves with her father and older brother to a new town. Eva meets Kessler, her obnoxious neighbor, who is a strange and mysterious boy. Eva knows that there are wolves in the forest, but what she did not know is that her neighbor, Kessler, was one of them.Kessler and Eva get along badly but with the deal and the fights they begin to feel an uncontrollable attraction that they will not be able to contain. Kessler knows that Eva is his mate and despite not wanting to accept it at first, he does so. Kessler becomes obsessed with Eva as he never did with anyone and he doesn't want to be separated from her for any moment.

Julian lahir dari keluarga yang serba berkekurangan. Keluarganya terhina oleh orang-orang disekitarnya karena kemiskinannya. Namun ia tak tinggal diam begitu saja. Julian mencoba mendaftar menjadi prajurit, dengan harapan untuk mengharumkan nama keluarga. Akhirnya ia diterima bergabung ke dalam kesatuan. Yang ditugaskan langsung untuk terjun ke medan perang. Tak disangka, ternyata karir militer lah yang membesarkan namanya. Dengan kemampuannya, ia dapat memenangkan setiap pertempuran dengan gemilang. Hal itu lah yang membuat Julian disegani oleh kalangan petinggi militer dan ia berhasil diangkat menjadi seorang jendral besar. Selain berhasil dalam dunia kemiliteran. Julian pun berhasil membangun bisnisnya yang terdiri dari berbagai bidang. Namun ada suatu kejadian naas, di mana saat itu ia tengah berada di sebuah helicopter untuk menuju ke kampung halamannya. Helicopter yang ditumpanginya kehilangan kendali dan jatuh ke tengah hutan belantara. Seluruh kru tewas namun Julian berhasil selamat setelah tim sar menemukannya terkapar di tengah hutan. Setelah beberapa bulan ia dirawat. Akhirnya Julian tersadar kembali tapi dengan Julian yang telah lupa ingatan. Di tengah keterpurukan itu ia menemukan seorang wanita yang dengan ikhlas merawatnya bernama Sofia. Namun keluarga sang wanita yang tidak tau latar belakang Julian tidak terima dengan pria pilihan itu. Julian yang hilang ingatan itu pun tidak percaya bahwa dia adalah seorang jendral besar dan alasan itulah yang membuat dia tak memberitahukannya kepada Sofia. Hal itu membuat Julian terhina di mata keluarga Sofia yang notabene berasal dari kalangan konglomerat. Bahkan dimata semua orang yang mengenal Sofia. Akankah Julian akan bangkit kembali dalam kejayaannya sebagai Jendral besar dan membalas semua penghinaan itu? Mari simak ceritanya.

After a near-death encounter, Gale, a weak and poor college student, unlocks the mysterious thing residing within him. It was a SYSTEM that can make him level up, with him growing stronger in each levels. It would give him power that will alter his destiny. A power that will catch the attention of the secret societies lurking in the shadows.

Anabel found out she was pregnant and dialed her husband's number to share the good news to him. They have been married for two years without a child. Desmond's mother had been accusing her of being barren and unproductive. When the call was picked, she was flabbergasted and broken. She was hearing a loud moan of feminine voice. "Ohh! Yeah! Don't stop fucking me! I love your fucking dick! Fuck me harder baby!" accompanied with sound of skins slapping against the other. She went home to confront her husband and end up receiving a divorce paper. Desmond divorced him for a lady his mother was rooting. Few months later when he found out that his ex-wife is a billionaire heiress and she is pregnant with twins, he went crazy!

When Melanie's past rears its ugly head, she finds an unlikely haven in the virtual connection she makes with a charismatic stranger named Caleb. As plans start to develop for them to meet in person, Melanie's nerves will be stretched to their limits. Will she risk taking a chance on love outside of her comfort zone, or will old ghosts weigh her down? Fall into this life-affirming tale of self-discovery, love, and the power to take a leap of faith.

Emily Carter has finally broken free from the suffocating grasp of her billionaire ex-husband, Daniel Blackwood. Rebuilding her life from the ground up, Emily now runs a thriving tech startup in New York City, determined to succeed on her own terms. But as she starts to enjoy her newfound independence, Daniel's shadow looms large. Despite his charm and charisma, Daniel is a master manipulator, and he’s not ready to let Emily go. When his empire begins to crumble, he reemerges with a dangerous plan to reclaim his lost power—and Emily's heart. As Daniel's schemes grow more sinister, Emily finds herself caught in a web of deceit, betrayal, and dangerous power plays. With the support of her loyal best friend, Sam Brooks, and a rival entrepreneur who might just be more than he seems, Emily faces off against the man who once had everything under control. As secrets unravel and hidden agendas come to light, Emily must navigate a world where every ally could be a foe and every choice could lead to disaster. In a high-stakes battle of wits and will, Emily must decide whether to cut the cord entirely or find a way to reclaim her freedom and her future.