F Up Jokes

“Fuck! Only if your dad knew how fucking bad and naughty you really are. Only if he knew I'm fucking you right now on my bed and you love it." Luca, Stacey's father's best friend said as he kept thrusting into her. Her eyes rolled back, and a shudder tore through her body at his words. “Ahhh! Ohh my goodness! Don’t say that! Ahhh fuck, it’s so dirty!” She cried, but her pussy clenched even tighter around him. "Keep fucking me harder!" He smirked, dragging his dick almost all the way out before slamming it back in, making her scream. “He thinks you are innocent. But right now, you are nothing but a slut for my dick. Look at how you spread wide on my bed, begging me to fuck you harder. Begging me to ruin your pussy” “Yessss!” She clutched at him desperately as her legs locked him in place. “Ohhhh! I don’t care about anything right now. Just keep fucking me!” Stacey caught her father's best friend masturbating with her sexy pictures and vowed to have a taste of his dick. She seduced and got what she wanted. But what happened when she got pregnant not knowing he had a fiancee? Do you love reading steamy, naughty, and filthy romances? Do you love when a dominant man takes control of a horny hot girl? If your answer is yes, get ready for the ultimate erotic excitement that will ignite fire in your ovaries and make you twitch in ecstasy. This novel is a collection of hot erotic stories. Read at your own risk.

After Emily's heartbreaking birthday party, Sandra invited Emily for a one-week Christmas holiday in her father's mansion. Emily's fiancé, Desmond, celebrated her childhood friend Tricia at Emily's birthday party and made her look like a shameless guest. To help Emily recover from the heartbreak, she invited her to her father's mansion for a one-week Christmas holiday. When she arrived and met her best friend single dad, she lost her home training. She couldn't control herself. As forbidden as it looks, she wanted to have him all for herself. She wanted him to claim and use her as he wished. She was ready to risk her friendship with Sandra and have what her body desires. Before the end of the holidays, she got what she wanted. But what happens when she finds out she was pregnant with twins for him? Will he accept or reject her? Will it affect her relationship with Sandra? I guess you have to find out yourself.

Zephyr Khan, the King of Alchemy, was reborn in his youth. He took the Ancient Draconic Way to refine his body and cultivate supreme sword skills! In this life, he was destined to ascend to the top of martial arts, Even the most gifted one was inferior to him!

RPG STYLE NOVEL, MC DOING QUEST, KILLING MONSTERS, LEVELING UP, GAINING SKILL, AND etc...SYSTEM Deity, a newly invented modern gadget that helps humans to breakthrough their limiters. Yman Talisman was a young man, 17 years old, and an orphan. After he found out that he had a Hollow Cell symptom, he rejoiced. Now there was a way for him to cure his ill sister. But on the day of evaluation exams, because of an incident, he was late and only managed to get the weakest magic skill among the rest. How can someone like him fight monster monsters when his magic was the weakest and no use for fighting? No group wanted to let him joined them. In order to cure his sister, he had no choice but to fight monsters alone.When he finds out about a certain item that able to heal any kind of illness, he left the city and delves into adventures to search for it.Warning: If you are a fan of a novel that an MC is op at an early chapter, then it might be not your cup of tea.The MC in this novel will slowly build up his character from attitude - to - power.

Gelora, seorang wanita yang apapun dia inginkan harus tercapai. Tidak ada satupun yang bisa menolak pesona nya yang seksi, semua orang ingin tidur dengannya, ingin menjadi bagian hidupnya. Tapi tidak dengan Delon.. Seorang pria pekerja keras, terancam kehilangan pekerjaan hanya karena menolak Gelora. Dan tidak hanya itu. Gelora juga tidak membiarkan satupun perusahaan yang menampung Delon. Ia sebisa mungkin membuat Delon benar-benar di blacklist dari semua lowongan pekerjaan yang ia datangi. Tujuannya cuman satu. Agar ia bisa menggaet Delon menjadi suaminya. Karena hanya dengan begitu ia bisa menerima warisan keluarganya. Dan bonusnya bisa bersenang-senang dengan pria lain. Mengingat Delon pria kampung yang bisa ia atur seenaknya. Tapi siapa bisa menduga. Kalau Gelora ternyata benar-benar jatuh cinta ke Delon. Tepat saat perjanjian kerjasama itu berakhir. Pertanyaannya, bisakah keduanya bersama kembali? Setelah keduanya menyadari akan cinta di hati mereka berdua.

Life can be very unpredictable and upsetting. That's what happened to Shanon Wilson. Her sister was sold to a rich man to pay off her stepmother's debts. But, her sister had an accident and was declared in a coma. As her younger sister, Shanon had to replace Avery in marrying the rich man. And in an instant, she was completely the bride of a stranger. While walking down the aisle, Shanon was shocked to find out that her groom was Anthony Bruce, her professor. He is famous as a handsome young professor on her campus and all of Shanon's friends adore him. Shanon hid her face behind a veil during the wedding process until the priest asked Anthony to kiss his bride... Shanon knew she was in big trouble.

"You are mine! My slave, My property. I can do whatever I want with you. I saved your fucking life and bought you with my money. I am the reason you are still alive. Without me, you would have died. You should be happy for being privileged to become my sex slave. You turned me down and insulted me the other time, but now I own you. Now get down on your knees and take my dick into your mouth!" Mike commanded Jennifer. Mike saved her from her evil uncle when he was about to waste her life and bought her to take full ownership of her. Jennifer thought he rescued her from her wicked uncle to take good care of her, not knowing he have an evil intention for turning him down on his first approach in a hotel, coupled with the fact that she insulted him in a way no human have ever. "Do you know who you are talking to?" Mike asked. "Yes, I'm talking to an uncircumcised foolish pervet. A mental deranged idiot looking for who to satisfy his stupid sexual urge, while disguising himself as a gentle philanthropist." Jennifer replied. . . As Mike set to make her is sex slave, he was bound to find out how different she is from other girls he have encountered.

Kinanti Seorang gadis sebatang kara yang terusir dari rumahnya sendiri oleh paman dan bibinya dengan alasan karna hutang orang tuanya, awalnya Kinanti di perbolehkan tinggal di rumah itu dengan syarat harus bekerja sebagai asisten rumah tangga, tapi karna ulah anak paman dan bibinya menyebabkan dia di usir dari rumah itu. Sejak saat itu Kinanti yang sudah tidak punya apa-apa lagi pergi meninggalkan Indonesia, dengan di bantu oleh sahabatnya dia pergi ke Amerika dan bekerja di sana. Saat dia sudah nyaman dengan kehidupan barunya seorang pria datang mengusik ketenangannya. Kinanti tidak menyangka akan di pertemukan kembali dengan pria itu, pria yang menurutnya sangat arogan karna dia ingat betul bagaimana pria itu dulu sangat terobsesi padanya tapi Kinanti selalu bisa menghindari pria itu, tapi di sini dia tidak akan bisa berbuat apapun karna pria itu ternyata adalah Ketua Mafia yang sangat berkuasa dan Kejam Di usianya yang sudah matang Brian masih belum ingin menikah, padahal orang tuanya sudah sering membujuknya. Dia juga tidak ingin terlalu memaksa, itu sebabnya mereka tidak pernah mencoba menjodohkan Brian dengan wanita manapun. Sebenarnya bukan tidak ingin menikah tapi Brian masih mencari seorang wanita yang pernah dia temui saat berlibur ke Indonesia dulu wanita yang sudah lama dia inginkan untuk menjadi miliknya tapi wanita itu selalu menghindarinya dan selama ini orang suruhannya masih belum menemukan informasi tentang wanitanya itu Setelah lama mencari akhirnya dia menemukan wanitanya itu, yang dia sendiri juga tidak menyangka wanita yang dia cari sejak lama malah ada di wilayah kekuasaannya. Wanita itu adalah Kinanti. Dengan kekuatan dan kekuasaannya dia bersumpah akan membuat wanita itu tidak bisa pergi lagi darinya dan akan menjadi miliknya selamanya Mampukah Brian menaklukan hati Kinanti? Di sisi lain juga dia harus belajar dan menyesuaikan diri dengan kehidupan barunya sekarang, terlebih lagi saat keluarga pamannya datang lagi mengusik hidupnya.

Sinopsis Elena Hart tumbuh dengan keyakinan bahwa dirinya tidak pernah diinginkan. Dibuang sejak kecil dan dibesarkan di panti asuhan yang dingin, ia belajar sejak dini bahwa cinta adalah sesuatu yang harus diperjuangkan—dan bahkan setelah didapatkan, cinta itu bisa direnggut kapan saja. Saat ia menikah dengan Adrian Blackwood, CEO muda paling berkuasa di kota, Elena percaya akhirnya ia menemukan tempat untuk pulang. Ia menahan hinaan ibu mertuanya. Ia menutup telinga dari bisikan tentang “status rendah”-nya. Ia menelan setiap penghinaan—hanya demi mempertahankan rumah tangga mereka. Sampai hari ketika Adrian memilih wanita lain dibanding dirinya. Bukan sembarang wanita. Melainkan Vivian Laurent — putri angkat miliarder ternama, Victor Laurent. Wanita yang dibela Adrian di depan umum. Wanita yang ia percayai. Wanita yang ia anggap masa depannya. Dan wanita yang diam-diam merancang kehancuran Elena. Dituduh berkhianat. Dijebak atas kejahatan yang tak pernah ia lakukan. Diceraikan tanpa harga diri. Elena pergi dengan hati yang hancur… dan sebuah rahasia besar yang tak seorang pun tahu. Karena kebenarannya jauh lebih mengejutkan. Bertahun-tahun lalu, sebuah keluarga berpengaruh kehilangan putri kandung mereka dalam sebuah konspirasi kelam. Anak itu menghilang tanpa jejak. Dan Elena Hart… bukanlah anak yatim piatu. Ia adalah pewaris yang hilang. Putri darah daging Victor Laurent. Satu-satunya ahli waris sah kerajaan bisnis bernilai miliaran. Satu-satunya ancaman bagi kehidupan mewah yang telah dicuri Vivian. Ketika kebenaran terungkap dan Elena kembali—bukan sebagai mantan istri yang terbuang, melainkan sebagai pewaris sah keluarga Laurent—seluruh kota terguncang. Adrian akhirnya menyadari bahwa wanita yang ia hina dan ia buang bukanlah wanita biasa. Ia adalah ratu yang menyamar. Kini Adrian ingin mendapatkannya kembali. Namun Elena bukan lagi wanita yang memohon cinta. Kali ini, ia memegang kendali. Kerajaan. Dan kekuatan untuk menghancurkan segalanya. Akankah Adrian menyesal karena telah mengkhianati wanita yang salah? Ataukah balas dendam Elena akan mengorbankan sisa hatinya yang terakhir?

Kayla Matthew is a bar waitress and a sex worker with secrets too heavy for her young shoulders. Struggling to care for her terminally ill mother and brilliant teenage sister even if it means dancing on the edge of her morals every night. But life has other plans for her. When she met Damien Cole, a billionaire, a heart surgeon, and a single Dad. A man haunted by a past he can’t outrun. When his cold-hearted ex-wife refuses to attend their daughter’s school event, he desperately hires Kayla to pretend to be the perfect mother. When he realizes she’s the only one who can calm his daughter’s panic attacks. His family was against bringing her into the mansion. But what they don't know is that it was never her plan to be a sex worker. What begins as a transaction spirals into something much deeper. But secrets and past wounds threaten to destroy the fragile bond they’re building. Because love was never part of the deal and promises? But what will happen if his ex-wife does anything to get her killed? Will she escape from the danger they are plotting against her.?