F Up Jokes

Di tengah kemegahan kota Arkadea, seorang jenderal perang legendaris bernama Aryan menghadapi nasib yang tak terduga. Setelah menghilang akibat kecelakaan helikopter yang menghancurkan ingatannya, ia terpaksa menjalani hidup baru sebagai buruh bangunan tanpa mengetahui siapa dirinya yang sebenarnya. Sebenarnya Aryan adalah seorang pria dengan wajah yang tampan, berperawakan gagah. Namun Aryan menjalani hari-harinya dengan sindiran dan hinaan, walaupun sebenarnya ia menyimpan masa lalunya yang heroik. Hidupnya mulai berubah ketika ia bertemu dengan Clara, seorang Agen polisi yang membuatnya merasakan cinta dan penerimaan yang tulus. Namun, hubungan mereka terbentur pada pandangan keluarganya yang merendahkan Aryan karena status sosial saat ia masih belum tersadar akan jati dirinya. Suatu ketika seseorang mendorong Aryan untuk kembali ke dunia militer, kenangan mulai kembali mengisi pikiran Aryan. Dibantu oleh mantan rekan-rekannya, Aryan menggali kembali kemampuan dan kepemimpinannya. Namun, ancaman baru muncul ketika Kelompok "Dark Immortal" mengguncang kedamaian Arkadea dan seluruh dunia. Dengan keberanian dan kekuatannya yang terpendam, Aryan melawan musuh dan memulihkan keamanan dunia. Pertempuran epik itu menjadi momen kebangkitan Aryan, membawa namanya kembali diingat sebagai jenderal yang dihormati. Namun, setelah kemenangan, dia menyadari bahwa kekuatan sejati bukan hanya dalam memimpin militer, tetapi juga dalam menghubungkan dirinya dengan rakyat dan membangun kembali kehidupan mereka. "Kembalinya Sang Legenda Perang" adalah sebuah kisah tentang cinta, perjuangan, dan penemuan diri yang mengajarkan arti sejati dari kepemimpinan dan hikmat di balik sebuah perjalanan yang penuh luka. Pada akhirnya Aryan membuktikan bahwa sebuah legenda tidak pernah mati, melainkan hidup dalam hati mereka yang terinspirasi.

Sebuah pertempuran hebat membuat George terluka parah dan kehilangan ingatannya. Beruntung dia masih bisa hidup. Namun, tidak dengan keluarganya. Musuh- musuhnya membunuh seluruh keluarganya hingga tak tersisa. Tanpa sepengetahuan George yang masih hilang ingatan. Setelah peristiwa naas itu, George hidup terlunta-lunta hingga akhirnya bertemu dengan seorang Konglomerat. Sang konglomerat merasa senang dengan kejujuran dan kebaikan George hingga menikahkan dia dengan putrinya yang cantik. Sepeninggal Sang konglomerat yang telah mengangkat derajatnya. Kisah cinta mereka pun tidak berjalan baik. Banyak kesulitan yang harus dia hadapi. Penghinaan dan rasa sakit hati sudah menjadi makanannya sehari-hari. Suatu ketika, sang istri mengajukan perceraian. Tiba-tiba ingatannya pun kembali. Dalam sekejap dia pun kembali menjadi Dewa Perang terhebat yang disegani. George berjanji untuk membalas kejahatan yang telah diperbuat oleh musuh-musuhnya. Dan juga dia akan membuktikan kepada keluarga sang istri. Bahwa dia bukanlah manusia yang bisa dipandang rendah.

Willow Wildwoods is a witch, she has self esteem issues mostly stemming from her poor relationships and her narcissistic boyfriend. She is a curvy girl and an artist, but when a full moon ritual and a wish opens up a whole new world where she discovers her boyfriend isn’t what he seems and that she has four supernatural fated mates she is in for a wild ride. Hikaru’s private jet sets down at Logan Airport under the full moon and they get ushered to a penthouse where they will be under the protection of werewolves. The little nonbinary fox shifter will have a personal guard who they immediately realize is their fated mate. Asim doesn’t like the idea of babysitting a fox shifter. He’s a warrior and Alpha Guard, why should he have to babysit some foreign fox shifter? How is he supposed to do his duty when that little shifter turns out to be the mate he has been waiting to meet his entire life? Aiden gave up on love and meeting his mate. His fated mate didn’t even acknowledge the bond 200 years ago, so now that he has met Willow and has a second chance he won’t let her slip through his claws at any cost. He will have the little witch paint a mural for his supernatural nightclub and show her just how generous dragon shifters can be. Raff seems to be carefree, skateboarding through the underground fae markets and creating street art by day, bartending by night. But he knows there is more to life and his girlfriend isn’t it. How do they all come together and what about these mysterious disappearances of supernatural beings that keep occurring? How is it connected to them?

Zara grew up with nothing but resilience and ambition. Raised in an orphanage, she fought her way into the corporate world, believing education would be her salvation and love her reward. When she married Dante, a powerful CEO, she thought she had finally found both. She was wrong. Behind closed doors, Zara’s marriage became a nightmare of cruelty, betrayal, and calculated malice. Stripped of her career, manipulated through her own child, and nearly killed by the very family she married into, Zara is forced to face a devastating truth: she was never meant to survive. When she walks away from everything with no money, no protection, and only her dignity Zara makes one promise: she will return. What she doesn’t expect is to uncover a shocking secret about her past one that reveals she was stolen as a child, her life destroyed by a conspiracy rooted in greed and revenge. Reclaimed by her real family and armed with power she never knew was hers, Zara rises from the ashes stronger than ever. This time, she isn’t fighting for love. She’s fighting for justice. And revenge will be delicious.

Azalea grew up in a male dominated pack. The daughter of an Alpha who was used to secure an alliance with a neighboring Alpha. She is promised to be handed over when she turns 18. She has other plans. Shortly before her 16th birthday those plans have to be pushed forward when her pack is raided and she goes on the run. She disappears into the city. Drake, is a warrior and the mate of a diplomat sent to handle relations with an American pack from his pack outside of London. Things take a turn for the worst and his mate, Sonja is killed. But fate is funny and has plans for him, yet. The hybrid Vampire/Werewolf has a second chance mate and it isn’t who everyone is expecting. 12 Year old Ezekiel just celebrated his birthday and he knows al what a bastard his father can be. He sneaks to keep an eye on him during his meeting with the diplomat and when things go south and bloodshed, death and mayhem ensue, he gets knocked out. His dreams swim with a blend of reality and fantasy as he imagines himself in his sister’s body and then in the hybrid, Drake’s. If he were his sister, he could freely and openly love a man such as Drake, but he has been taught, his entire life that love between men is wrong, vile and unnatural, then why when he wakes up after a 6 year coma does it seem so right to learn that Drake is his mate? Where has Azalea gone? Will they be able to find her so that he doesn’t have to become Alpha, or is he stuck with a destiny he can’t escape?

In this world, a cataclysm has caused the appearance of monsters and other disasters, emerging from dimensional rifts and gradually pushing the world to its destruction, to face them, some humans having awakened various magical powers are fighting against this apocalypse. Dora, one of them, has a special class "Avatar" which gives him access to all the other classes, alas, the difficulties in leveling it up and the temperament of the latter earned him to be expelled from his team, which he had planned in order to live a calm and peaceful life, but a friendly fight with the little brother of the strongest woman in the kingdom will reveal his true potential. This is the story of the one perfect avatar, the individual who has the power to transcend this world.

Many years have passed and as the remaining pure blooded vampire, Ajax Michaelis was told to wed the princess to save their remaining kind but always refused. More years have passed him by and in the quiet of the night, he smelled an enticing scent coming from someone that dares to trespass his territory. Erin finally escaped from her father one night. As she was being chased by the guards, she stumbled into a property deep in the forest. Now, weakened by her state and exhaustion, she passes out after entering the mansion in hope for a shelter. What she woke up to is something she never expected. She was in someone else's bed and there was a strange noise outside the door, when she emerged…

After realizing that her new stepbrother was her one-night stand 'fish boy', a fantastic idea pooped up Isis Cepheus's brain. "Let's strike a deal, Sam" she demanded with a forced smile. Samuel Armani looked at her with an angry gaze, "What deal?" "Let's fake a date. If my mom and your dad sees we're in love, they'll get divorced" She opined. Samuel Armani wasn't foolish as to accept such ridiculous idea from the girl that made him lost the only gift his girlfriend gave him and almost made betray her . But since fate brought them together to meet as siblings again, after their first time chaotic meeting, he had no choice than to agree. However, as much as he wanted to hold himself back from assuming it was fake dating, the more he was drawning into his 'stepsister's' charm. First they had to hug tightly to oppress rivals. Second they had to kiss lightly in front of the parent. But nothing seems to be working not until they....

How much of a chance is there for someone napping on a plane, woking up finding himself lying on a giant bird nest? Lei was on his way home from visiting his mom when the plane he was in, out of nowhere encountered a giant black hole. What's a black hole doing on Earth? The pilot himself wants to know. It swallowed the entire plane in an instant- crushing and obliterating everything inside. The passengers were not even given the time to react. Lei, who was sound asleep during the entirety of event, was completely oblivious to all of this. He was sleeping so soundly it made one's tooth ache. However, even among the hundreds of passengers and crews on the plane, he was actually the only person who survive. Was this the will of heaven at work? Or was it just him taking all the luck in the world? Either way, the most immediate matter for Lei who was finally awake at this moment to resolve was.. "Ah-why the hell does this bird keep on following me?!" The adorable 'little' bird was looking at Lei with its adorable, big, round eyes, following him on his track. "Also, where did that book I brought with me go?! I haven't finished reading it yet!" The pitiful book on the void with not even a speck of its dust left was sad: ..Master, I'm sorry! I already went ahead huhu

A young witch obsessed with power, an Alpha bound by responsibilities, and a young woman with a mysterious background, their lives intertwined in a web of deceit, lies, and pretense. When the desire to obtain power overrules all logical thought, Nari Montgomery would do anything in order to achieve her dream, even if it means sacrificing what she holds dear. Alpha Romeo Price was deceived by love and cursed by a witch only to be saved by a stranger whose identity may be the cause of his downfall. Annabelle Aoki arrives in a small town and rescues an animal only to be coerced into saving a man who changes her perspective and pushes her to accept who she was meant to be. A prophecy foretold their destiny but that doesn't mean they will end up together. In this story, things are never what they appear.