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She was once a woman—a lesbian to be exact—in her past life, fantasizing about having a date with beautiful girls and dreaming to act like a real man does someday. But she was afraid to show her true colors because she was living in a judgemental society. Not until, she was trapped in a burning hospital building, trying to save an old woman before herself but only to find out that old woman was only an apparition of a deceased person. She died there, sacrificing her life for nothing. Many things happened in her mind before she runs out of breath. The next thing happened, she emerged from a bamboo tree and woke up into another realm. And to her surprise, she was reincarnated as a teenage guy possessing magical skills. She is Princess Maria Isabelle De Lata who later known as Reign Thunderstorm in the magical world of Artesia. And this is her… wait a minute… and this is the story of how she or… he became a legend.

The war between the supernaturals of Wolf Mountain rages on when Missy's long lost grandparents appear and she learns that she is of royal fairy blood. Dissatisfied with her choice in love, her grandfather not only tries to persuade her to rethink her choice in men, but he wants her to carry on his legacy - which was something her father rejected and the reason why she'd been raised as a human until after he died. With her mother now a wolf and her true love a vampire, Missy must decide between living the life she'd grown to love on Wolf Mountain or ruling a kingdom that she'd never known existed, but found to be a fascinating and pleasurable place to be. "Missy's Choice" is the final book of the sexy and exciting "a Wolf Affair Trilogy".

There lived a beautiful princess in the kingdom of Almelda named Zara. Her father, king Gerald was a great man. He showed love towards his people and provided for those who were in need. Peace reigned in the kingdom until their greatest enemy, King Alword from Sinae Kingdom attacked them. He killed all their people and took over their lands. King Gerald lost his life while trying to safe his people. Princess Zara and her mother, the queen narrowly escaped for their lives that night. They fled to the human world and began a new life. They changed everything about them including their names since they weren't safe, they knew king Alword would surely search for them. Then, everything turned around for Zara when she met Negan Carter. An handsome bad ass who is on a mission. She fell in love with him not knowing his intentions. But as they say, destiny can't be changed.

Will she discover the truth before she makes her choice? When Theresa returns to her home town in Montana with her veterinary degree in hand, she finds her childhood heartthrob divorced, embittered, and sworn off women. It isn't until she becomes engaged to his younger brother that he steps forward to declare his love. Now she must choose. One brother wants her for love while the other wants the inheritance she brings with her.

Kisah ini bercerita tentang seorang anak perempuan kaya raya yang tidak sengaja terjebak di dunia pararel. Cerita ini bermula dari penemuan cermin aneh oleh Demitria. Melalui benda itu, Demitria bertemu dengan dirinya sendiri yang berasal dari dunia sebelah. Sebuah kejadian misterius membuatnya bertukar tempat dengan dirinya yang berada di dunia 2. Banyak perubahan drastis akibat pertukaran tempat tersebut seperti Kakaknya yang super jahil tidak lahir di dunia 2, kekasihnya berbalik menjadi musuhnya serta sahabat baiknya menjadi pacar dari pacarnya. Demitria cukup sulit untuk beradaptasi di lingkungan baru yang sederhana karena ia terbiasa bergelimang harta. Di dunia itu,ia dipertemukan dengan makhluk yang disebut guardian angel yang menuntunya untuk menemukan kembali jalan pulangnya. Disitu juga ia jatuh cinta dengan orang yang paling dihindarinya seumur hidup.

Avec le virus du vampire chez elle et son fils nouveau-né, elle se précipite pour trouver un remède avant qu'ils ne se transforment tous les deux. Ses recherches sont interrompues lorsque le petit-fils de Dracula découvre son talent et elle est séquestrée pour trouver un remède à une épidémie qui sévit dans son royaume de vampires. Trouvera-t-elle à temps pour reprendre ses recherches et trouver un remède avant qu'elle ou son fils ne deviennent des vampires ? Après avoir perdu non pas un, mais deux maris, Vicki jure de rester célibataire. Mais ce vœu sera-t-il vrai ? Sera-t-elle enfin heureuse en amour et dans la vie ? Ces questions et bien d'autres sont abordées dans le dernier volet des aventures passionnantes et poignantes du Dr Vickie Anderson.

Rempli d'action, des sensations fortes, sexy, scènes d'amour et drame saisissant, LOUP MONTAGNE (livre 2 de la fantasy sombre romance trilogy) va tirer sur vos émotions alors qu'il poursuit l'histoire où "une affaire de Loup" l'a laissé. L'amour devient confus quand un beau, magique en cours est présenté pour aider Missy en obtenant en contact avec sa propre magie. Comme sa magie vient de suite, donc ne secrets Kenton et Maryanne préféreraient rester caché. Nouvel amour nous arrive sous la forme d'une chaude et sexy fairy qui est réticent à raconter Missy tout ce qu'il y a à dire. En conséquence, sa vie est changée pour toujours.

RPG STYLE NOVEL, MC DOING QUEST, KILLING MONSTERS, LEVELING UP, GAINING SKILL, AND etc...SYSTEM Deity, a newly invented modern gadget that helps humans to breakthrough their limiters. Yman Talisman was a young man, 17 years old, and an orphan. After he found out that he had a Hollow Cell symptom, he rejoiced. Now there was a way for him to cure his ill sister. But on the day of evaluation exams, because of an incident, he was late and only managed to get the weakest magic skill among the rest. How can someone like him fight monster monsters when his magic was the weakest and no use for fighting? No group wanted to let him joined them. In order to cure his sister, he had no choice but to fight monsters alone.When he finds out about a certain item that able to heal any kind of illness, he left the city and delves into adventures to search for it.Warning: If you are a fan of a novel that an MC is op at an early chapter, then it might be not your cup of tea.The MC in this novel will slowly build up his character from attitude - to - power.

L'amour d'un vampire en a valu la peine ... Accepter une invitation à une enquête paranormale le soir d'Halloween était censé aider Genice à réfuter les superstitions et les mythes. Au lieu de cela, cela a amené des rencontres avec des fantômes, la mort d'un cher ami et le réveil d'un de ses côtés qu'elle n'aurait jamais vu exister. Rempli d’excitation, de péril et de romance torride, c’est une histoire que vous voudrez lire plus d’une fois!

For Xabrina, the only thing she wanted was to get revenge for the death of her family. However, destiny got her attention and played with her life. Agony was been her life in almost 2 years in living with the predators. In that whole years, she spent her life crying and hoping that someone would help her.She was so hopeless yet she was still fighting for her life. Two men heard her prayer and became her knight and shining armor. Two men wanted her love and attention. Two men with the same blood flowing in their veins fighting for her. They're twins but they're different. A human and a werewolf. Different worlds were fighting for the love of their life.However, is love enough to heal the aching soul of her? Secrets and mysteries appeared. Betrayal happened. Blood was everywhere. Who will going to survive? Who will continue his life with the love of his life? Can they achieve the happy ending? Everything has been written in the book of life. If you want to follow them, continue to walked through the path of life. Let your imagination wander in the enchanted book of love.