Emo Kid Jokes Dark

Vladimir Perazzo is the devil of Venice. He is everything sin stands for. Ruthless, remorseless, and merciless are the words that do no justice to what he is and what horrifying and monstrous things he has done. Zarina has always been an unordinary girl. Being raised in terrible circumstances, she thinks she has seen the worst of the worst and that no one in the world really cares. When fate intervenes and entwines their lives together, they will learn they have much more in common than they thought. [The PERAZZO Series: Book 1] NOTE: This book contains mystery and suspense elements, and not all the questions will be immediately answered.

I somehow became the "dream girl" of a cold, dangerous villain straight outta a novel. Well—technically, it was my mini burritos that did the damage. Hot, cheap, and hit like a hug. The year his whole world crashed, Rory Roth showed up scrawny and wrecked, clutching three crumpled bucks. "Can I get one mini burrito?" I stood there with a spatula in hand, staring at the kid who'd one day become some criminal mastermind genius. But right now? No threat, no swagger—just a shivering kid with wary eyes. "I'm not tryna scam you. If it's not enough, I'll wash dishes, mop floors, help with customers—whatever. Once I make up the rest, c-could you make me a mini burrito then?" That's when it hit me. This so-called villain... was just a starving, beat-down kid.

BOOK 1: Kidnapping Miss Kidnapper BOOK 2: Miss Kidnapper Has A Secret Si Azaylie Juarez ay gagawin ang lahat para mabuhay ang kanya ama na nag-aagaw buhay sa hospital, kung kailangan niyang gumawa ng bagay na labag sa batas ay gagawin niya para maligtas lang ang nag-iisa at natitirang pamilya niya. Azaylie joined a syndicate, and their first mission was to kidnap one of the rich men in Cagayan de Oro, and that man was none other than Yrony Delazardo. Azaylie will seduce Yrony until they are alone so that they can carry out their plan to kidnap him. Because Azaylie is naturally beautiful and sexy, she was able to get the man's attention without any difficulty, but what if the opposite happens? Paano kung imbes na si Azaylie ang kumidnap sa lalake ay siya ang nakidnap nito? What will Azaylie do when she wakes up in a place that she doesn't know and is kidnapped by Yrony? What will be the reason that Yrony kidnaps her?

BLURB Ellie's life changes when she goes on vacation and stumbles on a drug deal that she's not supposed to see. She finds herself kidnapped and and smuggled across the border to Mexico. Her life is now in the hands of Tristan Russo a handsome and powerful cartel leader. Tristan promises to not kill her as long as she agrees to obey him, from the moment he lays eyes on her Tristan is drawn to Ellie and after he gets a taste of her he wants more and Tristan always gets what he wants.

Devon Hadar adalah seorang laki-laki muda yang ditinggal pergi begitu saja oleh sang ayah sejak usia 10 tahun. Kerja keras, kelaparan dan kekerasan mengiringi perjalanan hidupnya sejak kecil. Namun, segala kesulitan hidup yang dialami Devon Hadar berubah saat seorang pria misterius mendatanginya dan memintanya agar meneruskan tampuk kepemimpinan Ordo Dark Shadows. Ordo tergelap dan termisterius yang berada di bawah naungan Organisasi Raksasa yang menguasai Bumi, The Black Emperors. Saat itulah, Devon yakin bahwa dia bukanlah keturunan laki-laki biasa. Seluruh kekuatan untuk mengubah dunia, kini tergenggam di tangannya. Kekuatan yang memiliki dua mata pisau yang bisa mengarah pada kemakmuran atau kehancuran. Pilihan ada di tangan Devon. Will he be the kind Devon? Or the demon?

Dark is the leader of the most dangerous criminal organization in the world, his scope is unmatched, if he wishes he could have control of it. But it is limited to dominate it from the shadows, in the dark. Which will be strangely illuminated with the arrival of an ordinary girl who will attract the attention of one of her enemies, who kidnaps her to make her his wife. Fate unites them once again, when their paths cross again, he decides to save her, captivated by her beauty and her beautiful green eyes, he does everything in his power to go after her, unleashing a war that will not only take him to know love but also put him in the path of an enemy who has been on his heels since he was just a child, involving them in a bloody and cruel fight to live.

/Completed/His eyes fully turned bright red and lethal, the dark grey fog surrounding him as he rose on his feet. Black pointed sharp claws jutted out of his fingers. His skin appeared paler than usual as he stared right into my soul."W-What are...you?" I questioned, my lips trembling in fear."Daemonuim rex" He hissed, his claws disappearing. I froze in my seat as those words echoed in my ears. I know what he meant. Demon King. ***Talia wanted an adventure. Working two jobs and living in a dump for an apartment does that to you. When her friend drags her to the club, she is excited at the prospect of meeting someone new. That’s how she meets Lukas, the handsome stranger at the bar who beds her and leaves the next morning. Her entire life changes because of that one night.From finding out she's demons mate, who’s pregnant with the first half-demon child to ridiculously dressed fairies showing up at her door, getting abducted by the guy with a spear, her life becomes an adventure she wished she never asked. ***

Abbie Gomez is on a mission for justice. Fueled by the tragic loss of her lover, she's taken on a new identity and joined the Camorra, a notorious criminal gang. But things take a wild turn when she crosses paths with Luna Salvatore, a Camorra member who's a dead ringer for her lost love, Xanthe. Little does Abbie know, Luna is hiding a monstrous secret - she's a vampire.

Odessa Was just twenty when her parents forcefully married her off to a young wealthy multimillionaire, Elliott Marley, but he sent her packing two years later, when she couldn't take in or give him a child. This leave Odessa devastated and running to her parents, who to her utmost chagrin, disowned her and called her all sort of names enough to burn a woman self esteem. She cried and drink herself to stupor at a local bar downtown, oblivious of the recent news of the recent kidnaping of young women. Odessa got kidnapped by Aryan Seagrave, an infamous texas drug lord and he made her his sex slave. Things are about to get twisted when Aryan's brothers fell in love with Odessa. Odessa was caught in the middle of this mess with the five brothers fighting over her and she not knowing who to choose.

Bagaikan benalu yang mendarah daging di hati, masa lalu yang pahit terus menggerus jiwa Beby. Seperti traumatik atas pengkhianatan yang dirasakan Dewa, menjadikan ia mati rasa. Tapi, bagaimana jadinya jika mereka bertemu dan saling mengingatkan betapa pedih dan sesaknya masa lalu? "Tidak ada kesamaan apapun dalam dirinya, tapi kenapa aku gelisah?" - Dewa. "Melihatnya membuatku mengingatmu, tapi ini terasa berbeda," - Beby