Till Wealth Do Us Part
My wife was gone for 6 months on a business trip. The day she returned, however, she was not alone.
Hand in hand, my wife showed up with her lover—my client. This was not even the worst part—she was also 3 months' pregnant.
My client, in all his beer-bellied arrogance, hurled the contract at my feet, smirking. "Mr. Carter, your wife has gone to so much trouble for this partnership. Truth be told, I would never, not even in a million years, have agreed to partner with you if it wasn't for her!"
My wife caressed her pregnant belly and said smugly, "I was the one who successfully got Mr. Lewis' business! I'll let you have it, though, as long as you agree to get a divorce!"
I tore the contract into shreds and roared, "You want a divorce? Fine! I'll give it to you, but I'll never sign this!"
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