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Liliana doesn't know who she was. All she knew was that her stepmother hated her and treated her so badly and she left the house in search of green pastures until she met the arrogant billionaire that saved her yet she hates him for what he usually does to her, she doesn't know the reason why he hated her. Yes Damon, a billionaire, saw a lady panting for breath without knowing that she was to the lady he had been searching for, for two years. He just helped her. When he saw her face clearly, the past started coming back by bike to him. He had one baby in his mind, Revenge. He has the power to take revenge to his fullest but was only stopped by one thing, her innocent face. The person he had loved all his life regardless of their family rift. He had to leave her after he deflowered her to search for the mystery and answer to his questions about the cause of their family rift which led to him finding Liliana that day with blood-stained over her in his father’s house. Will he unravel the past and get to the root of the matter?. Will he recover his love when a drug Lord is also in love with her?. The suspense can only be found and uprooted when he comes face to face with his rival. Will he survive it all and forgive his love and recover from the pain and anguish they have been through or let fate decides?.

All Seo-yeon ever wanted was to live freely. Away from the fear that stayed buried deep inside her. She hated being called the monster she was and yearned to live away from reality, no matter how much ignorant it'd make her. She believed that she could make a present that allowed her to cherish the various aspects of life. She was lost in her world and never wished to step out of it until the day she meets the guy of her fate. An unalarmed turn takes place and leaves a deep scar on her chest. Does his presence help her face off the brutal past that she's been trying to run away from? Or does it lead her to a door that directs her to an event that she could have never imagined of?

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Ington,a vampire town where humans and human vampires are seen as unclean is the home of Ava, a human vampire who was fortunate to live in the royal house because the dark lord saved her from a dark witch who killed her family.Though human vampires are not allowed to stay in the royal house,Ava's case is different as the dark lord takes a liking in her. Ava is the innocent human vampire and Vador the vampire king every female vampire wants to sleep with. What do you think will happen when the council members discover Vador went against the law?Do you think Ava and Vador will end up together or will some circumstances succeed in keeping them apart? The dark witches aren't exactly backing out of the fight either since they became enemies with the vampires due to an event that took place in the past where Vador killed a dark witch who killed his parents. Now,secrets must be unfolded,lies discovered and blood spilled as the dark witches want revenge. They want the dark lord's position.

Marriage could be a heaven or hell. Aku mengira pernikahanku ini surga. Tapi dia punya rahasia gelap. Cinta, sentuhan, dan rahasia silih berganti. Aku berjuang susah payah untuk tetap tertawa. Sisi gelapnya membuatku kehabisan kata-kata. Ponsel yang selalu dikunci. Chatting diam-diam. Dan sikapnya yang terkesan pura-pura. Semua itu membuatku curiga. Apa yang dia sembunyikan? Siapa suamiku sebenarnya?

Semenjak kematian ayahnya hidup Kayla berubah dan banyak dihampiri dengan kejadian yang misterius. Beberapa bahkan mengancan kelangsungan hidupnya. Mengikuti berbagai petunjuk samar, gadis polos itu berusaha untuk bertahan hidup. Lambat laun, ia menemukan bahwa ada banyak sisi gelap kedua orangtuanya yang tidak ia ketahui selama ini. Lalu siapa pula pemuda kaya raya yang selalu membayangi langkahnya? Apakah dia malaikat penolong? Atau justru dia malaikat maut penjabut nyawa yang selama ini mengintai kehidupan Kayla. Benarkah ada sebuah rantai persengkongkolan untuk menyingkirkan dia dan seluruh sisa anggota keluarganya?

The Dark Below is a steam-punk/fantasy world filled with the darkness that rests beneath a wavering tide. Generations ago, Gods from the depths below rose from the black seas and in doing so, caused a great flood that would have destroyed all of humanity if it was not for the ingenuity of survival. Living among The Dark Below has come to pass, but now four warriors must come together in hopes of forging a brighter future.

Apollo Draco Almazan was blinded due to an accident and his girlfriend was killed. This caused him to have a bad attitude towards everyone around him not until he met Asha Dola Dominguez. Asha also has a bad memories in her past that makes Apollo comfortable around her. Nang nakakakita na ulit si Apollo ay nabighani siya sa kagandahan ng dalaga, ngunit pakiramdam niya ay pinagtataksilan niya ang namatay na kasintahan kaya pinilit niyang mawala ang nararamdaman niya para sa dalaga. Pero patuloy niya pa rin kaya itong mamahalin kapag nalaman niya ang tinatagong lihim ng inakala niyang patay na? O hahayaan niya ang pusong mahalin si Asha at parusahan ang taong nais pumatay sa kanya.

Dark Lands: Homecoming: Dark Lands Book 2 She can feel it in the air…they're coming for her. She fears the wolf in her blood; he is the king of them all. Can a woman who fights her inner beast let the master of the hunt rule her, too?

After a fatal crash returning from a school trip to Hokkaido, Nana awakens on an Elven Forest straight out of a fantasy world. Under her new identity Maria, she will be forced to remeber all her past regrets while going down a twisted path. Will she finally be the hero of her own story?