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Karina Moon never expected to meet her idol, an actor named Justin Kim in a bush near her house. Karina, who was drunk, fell into the bushes by accident. Karina fell right into the arms of Justin Kim who was injured and hid behind the bushes. Both were unconscious until morning, Karina and Justin were found by local residents hugging each other. News of Justin and Karina spread all over the country, because Justin is a famous actor. To restore his name, Justin offers a contract with Karina to be his wife for six months. Karina, who is a fan of Justin and is in debt, immediately accepts the offer. Karina was completely unaware that Justin had never had a relationship with any woman for a secret reason. Justin is no ordinary human, he is half-demon! His first encounter with Karina in the bushes was an accident, as Justin was injured by his enemy. What is Justin's mission on earth? How will Karina react when she finds out the truth about Justin? Will Justin fall in love with Karina?

An alien, a human and a killer: What more could go wrong? Valentina believes that she is tainted and has no clue about the dangers that are coming for her. Ryan is a good boy whose insecurities is dragging him down to believe that he doesn't deserve to be loved. Catherine is spiteful and manipulative. She has one mission on her mind: Kill Ryan Marino. _______________________________ Love is a fantasy that we all dream of. We all want that love that makes our stomach flutter and acts silly, but it is not that easy to get love or to fall in love. When three souls - One pure, One evil, and One tainted- come together, things are bound to get messy. It all starts when Ryan finds a beautiful Necklace which starts to cause him one problem after another, including an alien girl who has no idea how the human world works and a girl who is sent to kill him but instead falls in love with him. Not only that, but there is a killer out there who is killing and eating the people. Yikes! How will Ryan get out of this mess? Will he be able to save the people he loves before they all get slaughtered? Will he be able to find out who is behind everything? And most importantly, whom will he fall for? A wise man once said, "Danger hides in Beauty and Beauty is Danger." It is going to be a gamble for Love, Beauty and Life. The Necklace is a book laced with Horror, Comedy and Romance. It is the first book of Love is A Fantasy Series. *Warning* This story contains Mature Language, Violence and Sexual Content. Not suitable for underage audiences. Read it at your own risk.

Pernikahan yang diyakini bisa bertahan sampai maut memisahkan, ternyata hanya bertahan selama sehari. Itulah yang terjadi pada pernikahan Ayra dan Varo. Malam pertama yang seharusnya diisi dengan kemesraan, malah mereka isi dengan keributan. Pecahlah rumah tangga yang baru Ayra bangun selama beberapa jam lamanya. Saat Ayra hendak kabur dari kediaman Varo, rupanya datang seorang pria bernama Aksa yang menyediakan tumpangan untuk membantu Ayra kabur. Seiring berjalannya waktu, Ayra dan Aksa menjadi kian dekat. Dengan status Ayra yang sudah pernah menikah, apakah ia bisa mendapatkan hati Aksa? Lalu, bagaimana dengan Varo? Akankah pria tersebut tinggal diam atau malah melancarkan aksi balas dendam?

Romance Comedy 65℅. Mature 35℅. Karena dikira berbuat mesum, Yola mendadak dinikahkan dengan Herjinot, CEO Muda nan tampan. Ia pun dibawa pulang ke rumah sang suami dan bertemu dua adik iparnya. Namun, beberapa hari setelah tinggal di rumah mewah tersebut, Yola dibuat stres oleh kelakuan ketiga saudara itu. Lantas, bagaimana kisah Yola dan Herjinot bertahan dengan rumah tangga mereka?

Em: I've had dreams upon dreams and then they started to seep into reality. What was once a normal life has now turned upside down. The question that keeps flitting through my mind, is he my savior because I sure as hell don't need someone to save me or is he going to destroy me... If he wants to play this twisted game, let him. Let's show how twisted I can be. Cole: It's as if she sees right through me, I try to lead her away from me. I'm too dangerous and unstable for her but she makes me feel shit. I lied to her about who I am. Where I am from and what I can do. Even as I try to stay away she keeps pulling me in, like siren waiting to destroy.

"Kalau kami kahwin, bumi ini harus dibelah jadi dua! Satu bahagian aku, satu bahagian dia." Memanglah Fatin dan Murad kawan baik. Tapi, macam mana pula dia nak memupuk rasa cinta terhadap satu sama lain kalau sudah memang cinta itu tidak pernah hadir! "Jom, kita cuba!" "Kalau tak boleh juga?" "Apahal pula tak boleh?" "Sebab kau Murad, dan aku Fatin!" Persoalannya, berjayakah Fatin dan Murad menempuhi jalan ke pelaminan kalau sudah kedua-duanya 'hopeless' dalam beromantisan? "Kau orang berdua memang... Hopeless Romantis!"

Mathematically put; 2blahdity - 6bluffity + 5whoopsie - 8oopsdaisy + Nerdiness.The Variable Life of Sam: where N(Nerdiness) is a constant.Has it crossed your mind to wonder how the first-all-Nigerian-schools excursion would be?Wonder no more as Sam takes us "out on dinner" with his "out of this world" narrative, weaving up his "breathtaking" adventures, with students from different schools. Hilarious moments, invented imaginations, teenage crush, life as a nerd, "The Battle of Wits: War Against Bullies"...Join this adventurous train on the railway of humour as Sam, the locomotive driver of the train takes us yonder.....

Two cunning damsels. Five friends who are not helping And a Duke on the verge of a dilemma as he makes the decision that will change everything. Blinded by the desire to get her home back, Monica Maitland decides to play the Duke of Anfield into fulfilling her every desire. But when emotions set in, it takes the highest form of cruelty to ignore them in the quest for happiness. Philip Forland however gives a deaf ear to every warning he's received, switching the identities of heroes and villains as he's blinded by his love for Monica. Meanwhile, she's the devil behind the scenes, striving to destroy everything that once destroyed her. Until she realises, maybe the real villain here wasn't who she thought it was.

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Hyerin Delaxa. An only child in the family. In the midst of the conditions during his college education, he couldn't help but be arranged with someone who had been his childhood friend. Deri Cloriea. The always ferfectionist and mature person. .ignorant, do not care about anything but want to make the family happy. Deri actually has a girlfriend. Then what will happen? There are many stories here. There are many figures and points of view. What will you think? A wide variety of characters will be seen and discovered shortly after this. .one by one the characters will look like and as they should. See and feel it. Let's just read and understand ..