Barking up the Wrong Tree
I head to a real estate sales office with my fiancée to purchase a marital home, where we meet a two-faced realtor.
He starts off by complimenting my fiancée for everything she's achieved at her young age, especially since she can afford to drive a Rolls-Royce. Then, he hints that I'm wearing a fake watch and pretending to be rich so that I can live off her money and get a house without paying a cent.
When he learns that we're buying our marital home, he raises his voice and says to me, "I think the sugar mommy who bought you two houses the last time was pretty nice. Oh, wait—I forgot that you have more than one sugar mommy, Mr. Bellway. Do they know of one another's existences?"
I smile. My so-called sugar mommy is my actual godmother, but there's no denying that she's rich.
Unfortunately for this realtor, my fiancée is nothing but a poor student whom I sponsored back in the day!
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