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Isabella was set up by her stepsister when she was sixteen and about to graduate from high school. They attended a party in a club and she drank the juice her stepsister gave her after that, she woke up in bed the next day in a hotel room. The last thing she remembered was seeing the most charming and handsome young man on top of her. She got home to be scolded by her father for being a disgrace and was sent to stay with her grandparents in Nigeria. she finds out two months after coming to Nigeria that she was pregnant. She gives birth to twins and after eight years, she meets with the father of her children. Luke had been looking for her after that night but, it was like she had disappeared from the face of the earth. He tried everything possible for years only to find out after five years that she was very close to him. After meeting the daughter that was shown to him, he knew she still wasn't the one. He only found out coincidentally that the person he was looking for had been sent to Nigeria after that Night. After making up his mind, Luke went in search of her. He went to Nigeria to find her. Isabella was scared to know him. She was scared to open the past while he kept coming. He wanted to make her his. But, he never knew he had children involved.

THEY SAID NO WAY..................... Ashton Cooper and Selena McKenzie hated each other ever since the first day they've met. Selena knew his type of guys only too well, the player type who would woo any kinda girl as long as she was willing. Not that she was a prude but there was a limit to being loose, right? She would teach him a lesson about his "loving and leaving" them attitude, she vowed. The first day Ashton met Selena, the latter was on her high and mighty mode looking down on him. Usually girls fell at his beck and call without any effort on his behalf. Modesty was not his forte but what the hell, you live only once, right? He would teach her a lesson about her "prime and proper" attitude, he vowed. What they hadn't expect was the sparks flying between them...Hell, what now? ..................AND ENDED UP WITH OKAY

Because to fulfill her mother's will, Maddy Howard was forced to marry the leading man in the financial world - Lukas Jacobs. Behind the dream that makes the world jealous is pain and humiliation that never ends. He deeply loves another girl that he can't have, but he monopolizes her overpoweringly. As soon as any other man approached her, jealousy and anger in him began to rise. She left heartbroken, seven years later returned to the country, next to her was another smart and intelligent child that made everyone who met him love him. He blocked the way: "Kid, I'm your father!" She helplessly hugged her son's head: "He isn't!" He flashed an evil smile: “He is my son! And you're mine!"

Synopsis As a Billionaire's daughter, I had everything I could ever wanted.Everything!!. I got the best life, the best school, and the best love one could ever wish for from a mother. But I'm about ruining that, destroying it cause of a silly mistake. I'm pregnant!!!, Pregnant for a stranger!!!. I couldn't recall his face!, I don't know him!, I was drunk, we had a night stand and now am pregnant, It is a disaster!. Who's this random stranger?!. Is she going keep the baby?. Is he going to ever accept her and the baby?. How's it all going to end? Find Out In These Enticing Novel!!

There's nothing more shattering than hearing that you're signed off as a collateral to marry in order to clear off your uncle's stupid debts. "So this is it" I pull the hoodie over my head and grab my duffel bag that is already stuffed with all my important stuff that I need for survival. Carefully I jump down my window into the bushes below skillfully. I've done this a lot of times that I've mastered the art of jumping down my window. Today is different though, I'm not coming back here, never! I cannot accept marrying some rich ass junkie. I dust the leaves off my clothe and with feathery steps, I make out of the driveway. A bright headlight of a car points at me making me freeze in my tracks, another car stops and the door of the car opens. There's always only one option, Run!

Birthdays are supposed to be fun and pleasant. That has always been the case for Leilani Miller, a naive young lady, brought up in an orthodox home. On her 25th birthday, she agrees to try something new. This new adventure leaves a long lasting imprint on her. One wild night of passion leads to years of regret. Now, Leilani is a single mum. That's not all, her hot baby daddy wants her.

Avery had loved Elliot for too long. She had played some tricks behind his back to get his attention. But, what happens when things don't exceed her expectations. She only wanted to acquire a lover but she ends up being gifted three babies in return. But, things don't go her way after she finds out about the pregnancy. So she runs away to save herself from Elliot's wrath. What will she do when she returns and the man who supposedly hated her is beginning to show signs of warmth towards her?

Aruna Clarabella Gistara, mahasiswi primadona kampus yang berprofesi sebagai model terkenal. Aruna memacari seorang lelaki yang berprofesi sama seperti dirinya dan akan menikah tiga bulan lagi, namun pernikahan mereka terancam batal karena skandal Aruna dengan seorang CEO terbongkar ke publik. Berniat ingin menjebak pacarnya, justru Aruna malah terjebak sebuah insiden memalukan dan membuatnya terpaksa menikahi seorang dosen baru di kampusnya. Anggasta Danadyaksa Arundaya, yang tidak lain adalah kakak dari pacar Aruna. Hidup bersama lelaki yang tidak ia cintai, bahkan sama sekali bukan tipe Aruna. Ingin bercerai tapi tidak bisa, mampukah Aruna menjalani kehidupan rumah tangga tanpa dasar cinta bersama Anggasta?

ISTRI 100 KILOGRAM Ayu selalu dihina oleh suaminya Adam karena memiliki tubuh gemuk. Namun Adam tidak tau jika Ayu adalah cinta pertamanya. Ayu akan berjuang untuk mempertahankan rumah tangganya dengan laki-laki impian. Dengan cara melakukan diet dan mempercantik diri. Bagaimana usaha Ayu agar Adam kembali mencintai dia seperti dulu? Yuk ikuti kisahnya di sini. Kita temani Ayu untuk diet agar Adam mencintainya.

"Jadilah menantuku, aku berhutang nyawa padamu!" pinta seorang nyonya kaya, di mana ia terselamatkan dari sebuah kecelakaan yang hampir menewaskan dirinya pada seorang gadis muda nan cantik. Gadis yang menjadi malaikat penolongnya. Permintaan itu tak pernah ada di dalam benak sang putra, Arsaka, namanya. Dia sudah memiliki seorang kekasih. Apakah yang akan terjadi jika pernikahan keduanya tetap berlangsung meski tanpa ada cinta di dalamnya? Apakah mereka akan tetap bertahan atau memilih saling melepaskan?