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Isang malaking problema ang kinahaharap ni Ellise, may sakit kase ang Ama nya at malaki na ang nagagastos sa pagpapagamot sa ama, naisangla narin lahat ng mga mga ari-arian na napundar ng Ama, pati ang bahay at lupa nila sa San Miguel ay nanganganib ng mawala sa kanila, kaya naman gagawin ni Ellise lahat para lang huwag mawala ang bahay at lupa nila at baka lalo lang malagay sa panganib ang buhay ng ama. Pumayag sya sa halok ng handler na tumatayong Manager nya sa pagmomodelo na ipakilala sa mga mayayaman sa industriyang ginagalawan nya na maaaring makatulog sa kanya sa pinasyal. Dahil na rin sa panggigipit sa kanila ng pinagkakautangan nila ay pumayag sya sa halok na trabaho ng kanyang Manager. Yun ay ang ibenta ang sarili sa mayamang matanda na nagka interes daw sa kanya si Mr. Pangilinan na isang matandang mayaman na halos iilan nalang ang buhok sa ulo at malaki pa ang tiyan, pero dahil nga sa pera ay hindi sya makaayaw.Ngunit sa gabi ng pagkikita nila ni Mr. Pangilinan ay hindi ang inaasahan nyang Mr. Pangilinan ang andoon sa hotel. Kundi isang makisig na lalake,matangkad, gwapo, malakas ang dating, maganda ang pangangatawan, malayong-malayo sa Mr. Pangilinan na nakita nya sa larawan. Gavin Saavedra yan ang pakilala ng lalaki sa kanya. Nagtataka sya dahil sa gwapo at lakas ng sex appeal nito ay pinili nitong gumastos ng milyon makatalik lang ang isang tulad nya.

Sierra bit her lip to stop herself from moaning loudly. He is thrusting inside her harder and faster, as if he is branding her from inside out. "Haa" she muffled her cries of release by biting her cheek Hard. After all, the other room is where Xavier's fiance is getting ready, the man who just released his cum inside her body. Meticulously Xavier adjusted their clothes before kissing her on her lips. "Please let me go" she pleaded with him. He is about to go and attend his own engagement party with another woman in a matter of minutes. Xavier's eyes turned as dark as the abyss of hell. "Don't even think about it darling. You started this, I will decide when to stop this, if at all we ever did. Don't forget that you are mine Sierra. Now be a good girl and come and attend my engagement party" with that said, he left. What would happen if a man who doesn't believe in emotions like love meets a girl who is craving for affection and love? Can he give her what she craves before it's too late? And the said man is her best friends uncle, who is as mysterious as they come.

I am a normal human. When I realized that my werewolf boyfriend lied to me about being my fated mate, I got drunk and had a ONS with my hot new neighbor. It was the best sex ever, but I ran away the next morning because he is also a werewolf, which means he will also meet his REAL fated mate one day. Unexpectedly, I saw my new neighbor on TV, and he was actually a famous hockey star who publicly announced that he will only admit to an official relationship with his fated mate... Host: “Many of your fans want to know if you are still single...” Him: “No, I am not.” Him: “I’m about to start a relationship with my new neighbor...”

"You are mine, Princess. For the next two months, I own this body and you will not give it out to any other man. I own every fucking inch of this body." Dante trailed her boob with the flogger. * Mireille had been a good girl all her life, sheltered by her protective brother until he goes on a three months travel. Mireille has to stay with his best friend whom she last saw in highschool. Mireille thinks she would finally be free from her brother's protectiveness but she turns out to be wrong as her brother's best friend is a worse version of her brother... Protective and possessive. Mireille wants to hate him but it seems to be impossible to hate a man as hot as Dante Romano. Hot, sexy and a billionaire mafia boss, Dante wants to make Mireille nothing more than his best friend's sister but it seems impossible with the heat that runs through their bodies with their every contact. She is his innocent princess and she is supposed to remain so but when lust pulls her close, she becomes his woman, his possession, the Bad Boy's Princess. But there are many more secrets lurking around, secrets insistent on pulling Mireille out of her innocent lifestyle. Note: This book contains mature scenes including violent scenes and plenty of explicit sexual scenes.

️ WEAK FEMALE LEAD WARNING, READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. His grey eyes had more darkness than any eyes she had ever seen. She was shy, She was kind, She was quiet, She went unheeded. He was merciless, He was cruel, He was captivating, He was the storm. The first time he set his eyes on her he regarded her with a blank look, and the second time he uttered the words that would crush her world. "I Damien Blackwood, Future Alpha of Midnight Moon Pack Reject you Serenity Martins as my mate and future Luna" he says with a blank look. Serenity Martins a shy she-wolf , who had a crush on her future Alpha Damien Blackwood, when she finds out that he is her mate but loves someone else; her human bestfriend. So what happens when Serenity goes back after 3 years for her best friend's wedding, her past is catching up to her.. something she has never told anyone, a bit of jealousy, rage,and a surprise in the form of a little bundle of joy. Read and Find out in 'THE REJECTED MATE'.

"Let go of your inhibitions. Push your boundaries. Explore your limitations. Take my hand, say yes, and be mine forever!" My name is Annalise Walsh, I live in Los Angeles and I’m working as an advertising executive (an AE) for “S&W Advertising”, a small but fierce agency. My goal right now is to put my hands on a very important account. I’m talking about “HL Sportswear” a new branch of “Hamilton Inc.”, a company that belongs to the sexiest man alive, Lance Hamilton. My name is Lance Hamilton and I’m the youngest CEO in the States. I’m heir to billions and a billionaire in my own right. I’m quite ambitious and I’m constantly trying to expand my business towards new horizons. “HL Sportswear” needs to be presented to the world and for that, I need the best AE in the city: the intelligent and gorgeous Annalise Walsh. Working for Lance isn't going to be easy for Annalise, but is going to be extremely interesting. That's for sure!

WARNING ⚠️ SOME SCENES AND WORDS ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNG READERS. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK..!! Isang gabing kabiguan na nauwi sa isang pagkakamali. Pinagtagpo ngunit hindi ba tinadhana? Saan hahantong ang nangyari sa kanilang pagkakamali? Would they be continue the mistakes they made o gagawin nila ang tama para maitama ito lalo pa at alam nila na pareho na silang committed sa iba. Ano ang naghihintay sa dalawang nilalang na ang tanging hangad lamang ay makatakas sa parehong kumplikadong sitwasyon ngunit mas naging masalimuot pa ang lahat ng umeksena ang mga taong nakatakda nilang pakakasalan. Mangingibabaw kaya ang parehong nararamdaman sa unang pagkikita pa lamang? Saan sila dadalhin ng pagkakamali na nagawa nila? Kaya ba nilang labanan ang lahat, matagumpayan lamang ang hinahangad na kaligayahan? How can the one night mistake become their favorite and the mistake they treasured the most?

Alpha Marco is the best and the worst enemy you could possibly imagine. He got the biggest pack and a big territory, he is old enough to have a mate and his pack needs a Luna, yet he hasn't find the right candidate for bring his mate. Jasmine Mendes, is a weak wolf born from a low class family. Her father was offered a job at the blue moon pack, the pack Alpha Marco is in. How the two met and how their love story goes. The trouble about their differents and loyality.

Si Yareli Tamayo ay isang maganda at mabait na dalagang nakatira sa probinsya ng San Felicidad. Kuntento na siya sa kanyang buhay kasama ang kaniyang pamilya at mga matalik na kaibigan. Pero simula nang makilala niya ang Steffano brothers na sila River, Efraim, Irvin, Grant at Amir ay doon na nagsimulang magulo at masira ang tahimik niyang buhay.

   Pyotr stiffens at our sudden closeness, but he soon returns the hug. His arms tighten around me as I sink into his chest.      "I will make sure you never live in fear again," he affirms. His warmth and the determination in his voice, is what allows me to believe him. With my head on his shoulder, I grip his shirt tightly, trying to stop my tears. *** Vampires have long been known for their cruel behavior befitting of a beast. Many humans live in fear of them, and rightfully so. In recent years, humanity has fallen victim to the trafficking, as many vampires have taken humans to be their slaves. Clara, a young girl from a small village in the outskirts of the Samiryan kingdom, has become their latest victim. Just when she thinks her life is over, she is saved by a mysterious man. Enamored by the man's strength, Clara joins him in his fight to stop the wrongdoings of the vampires. During her journey, Clara faces many challenging obstacles, but none more challenging than falling for one of the very beings whom she sought to stop. Will hatred consume her heart or will love save her?