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Mistakes? I’ve made plenty. The biggest one? Falling head over heels for Brian Lockwood—my brother’s best friend and the captain of the school’s basketball team. For years, I lived in the shadow of my one wish: for him to see me as more than just Simon’s little sister. But how could he, with Lyla, his perfect girlfriend, glued to his side? Then everything changed. Lyla cheated, Brian’s heart shattered, and he was desperate for a distraction. That’s when he came to me with a deal—a no-strings-attached arrangement where we could give each other exactly what we wanted. I saw my chance. I thought I could make him fall in love with me. But I didn’t account for how messy things could get—how keeping it all a secret from Simon would twist everything. And when Brian crossed a line I couldn’t forgive, I knew it was time to let go of my high school crush. Fast forward three years. I’m over him. Or so I tell myself. Except now Brian’s back, no longer the heartbroken boy I knew but a leading basketball star with one goal: to win me over. I swore I wouldn’t fall for him again.

When Evelyn found her husband had been cheating with her young sister on their honeymoon,She was heartbroken and ended up having the best ONS with a hot stranger. 6 years later, Evelyn becomes a single mom of genius twins. They are doing a live to find their dad on the famous Quiz Nation.Him to his beta: The boys are mine! Find her!

“What’s your name?” His deep voice resonates in her ears and he eyes her with interest. “H-Halsey S-Scott!” She manages to say. “Is that girl looking at us?” He tilts his head to indicate his ex-girlfriend who’s glaring at them. “Yeah…” “Good.” Without another word, he kisses her on the lips. A kiss which sealed their fates. One kiss from the school’s bad boy and it was over for her. Ever since her parents died, Halsey Scott prefers to live a quiet life. Shy and quiet, Halsey is only free around her best friend, Lincoln Wright, the school's rising basketball player. But what happens when she catches the eye of the notorious bad boy? Nathan Jacobs doesn't believe in love. He only cares about his popularity and is a bully. Harboring an intense hatred towards Lincoln, Nathan will do anything to hurt his rival. And the only way to hurt Lincoln, is to crush Halsey's heart. Initially scared of Nathan, Halsey soon finds herself torn between her loyalty to her best friend and her dangerous attraction for the bad boy. What will happen when Nathan's plans are revealed? Will he succeed in breaking Halsey's heart? Or will the bad boy finally fall in love?

!!!WARNING!!! Explicit content. Not for young readers parental is a must!!! Lumaki siya at nagkaisip sa isang napakalayong Isla. Lumaking napakainosente at salat sa kaalaman kung ano talaga ang reyalidad at tunay na nangyayari sa labas ng islang tinuring na niyang mundo.  Mayroon siyang mapagmahal na ama ngunit mahigpit siyang pinagbabawalang umalis palabas ng Isla, mapanginib daw sa labas at tanging isla lamang ang ligtas na lugar para sa kaniya.  Mayroon din siyang kapatid na lalake na sa hindi niya malaman na dahilan ay iba ang turing sa kaniya. Her own brother was lusting over her, desiring her body.  He then, seduced her, pero bakit naaakit din siya?  Bakit nag-iiba ang tingin niya sa sariling kapatid?  Hanggang sa nagising na lamang siyang nalulunod sa mga halik at yakap nito. Ang sabi niya normal lang sa magkapatid ang ginagawa nilang dalawa. Totoo ba, na normal lamang na ma-in love ang magkapatid sa isa't isa? Paano kung unti-unti niyang matuklasan ang lihim ng mga taong itinuring niyang pamilya?  Paano kung malaman niyang ang tinuturing niyang kapatid at pinagkakatiwalaan ng lahat-lahat sa kaniya ay isang kinatatakutang pinuno ng sindikato na tinatawag nilang, Mafia? Paano kung matuklasan niyang pawang kasinungalingan lamang ang lahat ng tungkol sa buhay niya? Paano kung matuklasan niyang isa rin siya sa mga naging biktima ng KIDNAPPED?!

Reese: I know all too well the sting of heartbreak and rejection. Not a lot of men can handle a woman of my stature. I only hope that love is out there. When I agreed to meet up with my Frost cousins and their kids for a Christmas event after another breakup, I didn't expect sparks to fly with their friend Don Hunter. Don: I was surprised to be invited by my coworker Darius Frost to join his family and friends at the holiday lights at the park. It's not like I have family in the area, and I'm self-aware enough to know I wouldn't have some hot date. So why is the gorgeous Reese Nikolaidis giving me the time of day? It has to be a joke because she is out of my league. This is a standalone story but is the four book in the Ravenwood series. Book 1 - The Princess of Ravenwood Book 2 - Chasing Kitsune Book 3 - Expect The Unexpected Book 4 - Out Of My League Book 5 - Man's Best Wingman

"Ellis," I followed Ellis' gaze, and he was staring at the woman behind me. "Mate," My knees weakened as Ellis whispered the words. I took a step back. "Ellis, baby," I regained composure and went to him to get his attention. "Mate," he whispered again, ignoring me and looking at Charlotte. I could barely breathe, and all I did was step aside. Ellis took steps forward to her and slowly cupped Charlotte's crying face with trembling hands. "Hello, mate," No, no, no. I silently begged the moon goddess to wake me from this nightmare... *** Love Chasia is heartbroken when her boyfriend of ten years finds his mate and chooses her, forgetting the promise he made to stay by her side forever. The best and only option for her is to leave and never see him again, but what happens when she discovers she's pregnant? Five years later, they meet in a way they didn't expect. Now, he is her new boss. The passion, love, and lingering feelings they thought were buried come back with full force, especially now that she works in his company. Follow me on Instagram- authorSunshine97

Elizabeth is a wolfless mute slave. After her mother was brutally killed to protect her from rape, her father was murdered by the Alpha of the black river pack. Elizabeth endured endless bullying in the black river pack for revenge. She vowed to kill the Alpha's families and leave with her beloved boyfriend when she turned 18. However, fate played a joke on her. Elizabeth discovered that her boyfriend had cheated on her long ago, and her fated mates were Alpha's twin sons! She declared to reject them as her mates, but the moon goddess had more incredible arrangements waiting for her. One day she will find out that her mates are not only twins, but also the Alpha of Giant Wolf who is 16 feet tall, the prince of Winged Wolf who lives in a cloud castle, the Beta of Fire Wolf who is covered with Untouchable heat, and even the vampire king who is the enemy of all werewolves and the Merman who lives under the deep sea... Why does she have 9 mates? What should she do when all her mates are jealous and desperate to possess her? *** I was kneeling on all fours inside the cage, with a heavy chain tied around my neck. Countless werewolves wearing masks sat in the circular stands, pointing at me, the cheapest auction item. "Look at her huge belly. She's pregnant. Non-virgins aren't worth much!" "Minimum 50 gold coins. If she has a baby girl, you will have two sex slaves then. " I couldn't believe that I, Elizabeth, the most cherished daughter of Blue moon pack's Alpha, would be reduced to being auctioned off as the lowest-priced sex slave in an underground trading market. "10 million gold coins, we want her!" 9 handsome men claimed.

Zelayah thought she had a perfect life. Her mate was her first crush. She has always loved him. He was best friends with her older brother. He her as his mate while she was still a pup and her father allowed her to move to his pack when she turned 17. They marked each other as soon as her wolf scented him. Her best friend since childhood followed her to her mate's pack. She had the love of her life and her best friend and only friend with her beside her. What could possibly go wrong? Her friend Khalis Turner decides she wants Zelyah's mate and her Luna's position. Khalis schemes with other alphas to break up the relationship between Zelayh and Kosta. Khalis feeds Kosta a bunch of lies about Zelayah. Kosta has his own demons and insecurities. Khalis feeds on them and causes a wedge between Kosta and Zelayah. Will Kosta and Zelayah live happily ever after or will Kosta live with regret and remorse after losing his Alpha Female?

Isang malaking problema ang kinahaharap ni Ellise, may sakit kase ang Ama nya at malaki na ang nagagastos sa pagpapagamot sa ama, naisangla narin lahat ng mga mga ari-arian na napundar ng Ama, pati ang bahay at lupa nila sa San Miguel ay nanganganib ng mawala sa kanila, kaya naman gagawin ni Ellise lahat para lang huwag mawala ang bahay at lupa nila at baka lalo lang malagay sa panganib ang buhay ng ama. Pumayag sya sa halok ng handler na tumatayong Manager nya sa pagmomodelo na ipakilala sa mga mayayaman sa industriyang ginagalawan nya na maaaring makatulog sa kanya sa pinasyal. Dahil na rin sa panggigipit sa kanila ng pinagkakautangan nila ay pumayag sya sa halok na trabaho ng kanyang Manager. Yun ay ang ibenta ang sarili sa mayamang matanda na nagka interes daw sa kanya si Mr. Pangilinan na isang matandang mayaman na halos iilan nalang ang buhok sa ulo at malaki pa ang tiyan, pero dahil nga sa pera ay hindi sya makaayaw.Ngunit sa gabi ng pagkikita nila ni Mr. Pangilinan ay hindi ang inaasahan nyang Mr. Pangilinan ang andoon sa hotel. Kundi isang makisig na lalake,matangkad, gwapo, malakas ang dating, maganda ang pangangatawan, malayong-malayo sa Mr. Pangilinan na nakita nya sa larawan. Gavin Saavedra yan ang pakilala ng lalaki sa kanya. Nagtataka sya dahil sa gwapo at lakas ng sex appeal nito ay pinili nitong gumastos ng milyon makatalik lang ang isang tulad nya.

Van and Chad are best friends. While Chad considers Van his best friend, Van's feelings exceed friendship. She has been secretly in love with him since they were kids, but she can only love him in secret. Besides being best buddies, Chad sees Van as a tomboy, and it seems impossible for him to notice her as a woman. Will Van have her happily ever after with Chad, or will she remain the tomboy who secretly loves her best friend?