Bart Gets An F

"Ms. A paano ba patindigin ang balahibo ng babae? Anong dapat kong gawin?" "Search mo" sagot ko "Ms. A paano ba simulan ang s*x?" "Hulaan mo" sagot ko "Ms. A paano mag f*nger? Yung mapapapikit sa sarap yung babae?" "Ip*sok mo buong kamay mo" sagot ko "Ms. A ito na ang final performance ko" "Ede maganda" "Miss A! Miss A!" Mahal na ata kita Kylus, pero nakatali ka na sa ibang babae kaya wala akong magagawa. Isa lang naman akong s e x t u t o r para sayo

The princess was now standing in front of me. But she was not what I expected. In fact, to say I was disappointed was an understatement. Like what the fuck. I've heard stories about how beautiful and enchanting she was, but the woman standing in front of me was completely opposite from that description. The woman standing in front of me was chubby. What the hell? I thought they said she was slim and slender. She even had a mole on her nose and when she smiled at me, I almost puked. She had a huge gap tooth and looked like a clown. "Greetings your highness," she said, and I almost died. Please don't tell me that is my bride. Like, what the f*ck?!

Alex est la chef des urgences, maman célibataire du petit Léonard (qui préfère Léo). Charlotte est la nouvelle chirurgienne orthopédiste titulaire, et tombe nez à nez avec la blonde lors d'une urgence où elle est appelée. Toutes deux sont surprises de se retrouver ainsi, et l'amour partagé des années avant ressurgit, toujours aussi fort, et peut-être plus encore. Mais est ce que ça peut marcher des années plus tard quand tant de choses sont différentes?

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