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Napag alaman ni Gerald na ang anak ng family friend nila, ay ipapakasal sa isang matandang triple ang edad dito, para lang mabawi ang dangal na sinasabi ng tatay nito, dahil daw isang disgrasyada ang kanyang anak. Dahil dito, napilitan siyang itakas si Janna. Subalit isa pala itong malaking pagkakamali, dahil ang hiniling sa kanya ng tatay ng babae, ay ang pakasalan niya ito upang maahon sa mas lalo png kahihiyan ang pamilya ni Janna. Dahil dito, nakiusap siya kay Lizzy, ang kanyang fiance, na kung maaari ay pakakasalan muna niya ang batambatang si Janna, at hihiwalayan na lang after 3 years, para sa gayon ay nasa tamang edad na talaga itong magdecide para sa sarili, at makatapos muna ng pag aaral. Ayaw sanang pumayag ni Lizzy, ngunit dahil sa assurance na ibinigay niya, pumayag din ito kalaunan. Ngunit ang tadhana ay sadyang mapaglaro.. Dahil ang isang pagpapanggap, ay nauwi sa isang makatotohanang gawi, dahil na rin sa taglay na katangian ni Janna, na hindi niya kayang tanggihan. Hindi niya alam, kung tama ba, na samantalahin niya, ang puso ni Janna, gayong ang pgkilala nito sa kanya, ay isang kuya lamang? paano siya aamin kay Lizzy? siya rin kaya ay gugustuhin ni Janna?

Laura Miller Williams problems come all at once. Her boyfriend cheated on her, her father's company was on the verge of bankruptcy, and she risked losing the Miller Estate. Now, she was about to marry a man she only knew by name - Draco Atlas Smith, the owner of the Smith Group of Companies. It was a marriage of convenience; she and Draco would marry to save her family's assets, especially the beloved Miller Estate. And when Laura saw the man she was to marry, her heart almost stopped. Draco Atlas Smith was tall, fair-complexioned, well-built, and gorgeously handsome. The man's sex appeal was simply overflowing. His piercing stare sent chills, a trait that earned him the formidable reputation as the Cold Billionaire. Draco and Laura got married in a simple ceremony. But it wasn't until she became Mrs. Smith that she discovered the real reason he'd married her. It wasn't just about helping her; he'd used her to exact revenge on her father, who had wronged him.

Stavros Bienvenelo, always thought women were beneath him. However, in order to get his inheritance, must marry a woman he knew nothing about. Aviona Sarrosa was a pawn to get what he wanted. Little did he know that behind his wife's innocent face lurked a secret he would never have thought. When all hell breaks loose, would love begin to bloom between them, or would the secret drive them apart?

Sa nakalipas na anim na taon, pinagbintangan siya ng masama niyang kapatid at iniwan siya ng asawa niya noong buntis pa siya.Makalipas ang anim na taon, gumamit siya ng ibang pangalan. Ngunit, ang lalaking umiwan sa kanya dati ay walang tigil sa pangungulit sa harap ng kanyang pinto.“Ms. Gibson, ano ang relasyon mo kay Mr. Lynch?”Ngumiti siya at sumagot lang siya ng kaswal, “Hindi ko siya kilala.”“Pero sinabi ng sources namin na minsan daw kayong kinasal.”Sumagot siya habang inaayos ang kanyang buhok, “Tsimis lang ‘yun. Hindi ako bulag.”Sa araw na ‘yun, tinulak siya sa pader sa sandali na makapasok siya ng pinto.Nagsalita ang tatlong anak niya, “Malabo daw ang mga mata ni mommy, sabi ni daddy! Aayusin daw ni daddy ‘yun para kay mommy!”Nagsalita siya, “Bitawan niyo ako, darling!”

Angel Anzores was used by her aunt and uncle to pay off their debt after they hid her younger brother, Angelo, and threatened to sell him if she refused to comply. Left with no choice, the young woman had to obey the people who took them in after their parents died in a car accident. Salvatore Ravalli, known as "Tore" in the underground world, is a ruthless 35-year-old mafia leader to whom Angel's aunt and uncle owed money. He finds himself drawn to Angel. Will Angel be able to accept the man who initially threatened her using her own brother's life? What will Salvatore do when Angel discovers that he was involved in the accident that claimed her parents' lives, leading her and her brother into the life given to them by their so-called guardians? Can Salvatore save the woman he loves from the clutches of his equally ruthless enemies?

Biyenan:“Layuan mo na ang anak ko! Hindi siya karapat dapat para sa isang basurang katulad mo!”Makalipas ang tatlong araw, bumalik ang manugang nito sakay ng isang mamahaling sasakyan.Biyenan:“Parang awa mo na iho, huwag mong iwan ang anak ko.”

Pumunta si Dave sa probinsya kung saan sila nakatira dati pero ang pupuntahan nya ngayon ay ang bahay ng matalik na kaibigan ng Mama nya. Gusto nya munang lumayo sa kila Trixie at Ken, susubukan nyang mag move on doon at siguro kung magustuhan nya ay don sa nya titira habang buhay. Nag tanong-tanong sya kung saan nakatira ang kaibigan ng Mama nya dahil nabalitaan nyang lumipat pala 'to ng bahay. Sa di inaasahan ay na meet nya ang babaeng nag ngangalang Mikaela, ang babaeng maldita at pasaway pero may tinatago ding kabaitan. Nang makarating sya sa paroroonan nya ay nagulat sya dahil ang babaeng nakaaway nya ay anak pala ng best friend ng Mama nya at mag sasama sila ngayon sa iisang bahay, mag kikita sila sa umaga hanggang gabi... Pano kaya mag kakasundo ang dalawa kung pareho sila ni Ken at Trix na parang aso't pusa? Parati nalang ba silang mag aaway o baka dumating ang panahon na mahuhulog sila sa isat-isa?

[WARNING: This story contains mature themes with profanities, hardcore graphical explicit sexual situations, and others. Strongly recommended for 18+ only. Otherwise, read at your own risk.] Jack was still a child when his father abandoned him to Marianne, his lovely and caring stepmother. Through the good and bad times, they only have each other. But what if Jack suddenly admits that Marianne is the only person he wants to be with and love forever? A forbidden love that overflows like magma, so intense and hot that it burns with every touch. How will this kind of love survive in a world full of uncertainty, temptation, and mistakes? What if there are people who constantly try to keep them apart? Jack once told Marianne, "I don't give a damn about anyone. I want you to be mine! And it's fine with me if our love for each other burns me. Just want me and love me until the end, I am more than willing to be burned to death." Can their love last all the way to the end? NOTE: This is an English translation of a Tagalog story with the same title and author. The author wishes to apologize for any errors in vocabulary, spelling, phrases, or other translation issues found in this novel. In the future, this book will be further edited and polished to make it more suitable for English readers. For the time being, please enjoy it and don't forget to leave comments or feedback. Have fun reading! (The Tagalog/Filipino version is also available in this app).

"Vee bumangon ka muna! Ipapakilala ko sayo iyong bago mong bodyguard." Kahit inaantok pa ay bumangon ako at bagot na tinignan si Daddy. "What? Bodyguard na naman! Ayoko na nga ng ganyan eh! Nakakasawa na--" napahinto ako sa pagsasalita ng may lalaking pumasok sa kwarto ko. "Sino siya?" "Vee meet your new bodyguard, James Villianuevva." "Ito? New bodyguard ko? Seryoso ka dad?" "Yes, and I am sure magugustuhan mo siya. Magkakasundo kayo sa mga bagay-bagay, lalo na kung mag sho-shopping ka at pagdating sa mga makeup--" "Babae lang ang mahilig mag shopping at mag makeup dad." Saad ko at napatampal sa noo ko. "I'm gay." Muntik ng malaglag iyong panga ko sa sinabi niya.

Jazzie Zamora is a well-known model in the Philippines. She's rich, beautiful, elegant and has many other qualities that you will admire. Everyone believes that she has a perfect life, but little did they know that it was the other way around. Hellish; it's the exact word you can use to describe her life. Being a secret wife of a mafia boss was a dream that turned into a nightmare. Despite of all those shits happening, will she still choose to stay? How much can she put up for her ruthless husband?