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"Ma'am, you have dengue," Keisha felt extremely weak upon hearing the news from the doctor. She didn't know how she contracted dengue and why. "Doctor, what are you injecting? Is it necessary?" the doctor replied, assuring her that he knew what he was doing. She trusted the doctor and believed she would recover. She allowed him to administer the injection in her sensitive area. In less than a week, she was discharged, and indeed the doctor had done a great job. But as time went by, she felt changes in her body. She often vomited in the morning and felt abdominal discomfort. These were signs that she was pregnant! How could this happen? She was still a virgin! Until she remembered the injection administered by the doctor. She realized that what was injected into her was worse than Dengvaxia, as she now had to endure nine months until she gave birth. But the big problem was, who was the father of her unborn child? She didn't know that she was bearing the Billionaire Heir.

Edward Martel's life was a nightmare created by his own family. Betrayed, manipulated, and forced into a loveless marriage, Edward's world crumbles when he accidentally breaks up with the only person who truly loves him, Sasha Raine Zorion. Filled with anger and remorse, he endured a cruel death, but was resurrected with a chance to correct mistakes.

Is he trying to insert that thing in my… I fought back and wiggled my body to avoid his big pet when he tried to rub our sensitive part. "Aaargh!" he softly groaned. "Stop resisting me, Susana! We f*cking did this a lot of time!" he growled at me. "I'm not Suzanne! I-I'm her twin sir! Please don't!” I begged him. "Stop lying! Our f*cking son!” He stopped for a moment and looked into my eyes. "You f*cking abandoned him just because you're a slut! Don't f*cking fool me, Susana! Because you'll never fool me again!" he shouted at me, making me close my eyes. "I'm not the woman you're looking for, Mr. I have a twin. Maybe you're talking about her! Her name is Suzanne! I don't even know you, Mr. Believe me I'm not her! I'm her twin!" I insist. "Bullsh*t! Stop lying!” I caught my breath when I felt him enter my hole. I felt like I was stabbed in that part. I couldn't breathe immediately because of the pain at his first entrance. *G*damn it!" he whispered with regret. "I-I told you… I’m not her." I murmured before closing my eyes. I closed my eyes tightly and I was shaking before my vision completely darkened. But before I could open my eyes, I heard one last word he spoke. "F*ck! Shit! Call the f*cking doctor now!”

This is the English version of my book The Billionaire’s Son. This is a Romance Story of a boy who fell in love with someone he just met because of a one night stand on an accidental way. Arnaldo is already engaged to Sandra because of his parent's wish and not under his will. The story of The Billionaire’s Son revolves around the unique love between Arnaldo and Amelia, which began after a night they shared together. Due to the antics of their respective friends, Amelia found herself in a serious predicament. A web of lies spun by Sandra, aimed at both Arnaldo’s parents and Amelia, forced her to hide abroad for a long time with Arnaldo’s real child. How will Arnaldo discover the truth about Amelia and their child? How long can Sandra’s lies continue to deceive everyone?

Claire was forced to marry David Buenavista because their parents tried to get them married. Claire and her boyfriend broke up because they were in the same situation. Her boyfriend was also agreed to marry her best friend Irene. How can she live with a man she doesn't know well? How can they get along and get to know each other if they are both not interested in each other?

"Are you sure you want to do this?" Mist inquired. Carnation bit her bottom lip and looked down at the papers she was holding. "You can't back out once you sign the contract." She remained silent, so Mist spoke up again, "think about it twice." "It's still possible to quit," Mist suggested. She shook her head repeatedly. "No. . . I've made up my mind." "You're pretty desperate, aren't you?" "My family is in serious debt, and this is the only way I can pay it off." "You're so lovely. You don't belong here. But what options do I have? People like you are exactly what our business requires. Desperate women willing to cling to a knife's edge." Carnation placed the paper on the wooden table. She took a deep breath and quickly signed the contract before returning it to Mist. With a melancholy look, the woman accepted the contract and said, "you can no longer revoke what you have already signed. From today, you are now Mr. Lust's property." Carnation's heart was torn apart by the news. She traded her freedom and pride for the sake of money. When Carnation's father was admitted to the hospital after being diagnosed with lypmhoma. Their family's small business went bankrupt. Carnation had to drop out of college and work to support her family. In serious depth, she had no choice but to work in Casa de Lujuria, an exclusive nightclub owned by Luca Lindenhurst, a Seven Sins Association member.

Ang spoiled bratt na kababata ni Clyde ay laging sakit ng ulo ng kanyang Daddy, inatasan siya ng ama ng dalaga na maging personal bodyguard kapalit ng pagpapa-aral o maging scholar ng kumpanya nito. Childhood bestfriends na ang dalawa tinuturing na na kapatid ni Clyde si Chloe. Laging nasa malayo at nakamasid lamang sa malayo ang binata para bantayan si Chloe. Mula ng mamatay ang ina ng dalaga ay lalong lumala ang pagiging party goer, kahit sang club nag-iinom para lang makuha atteention ng daddy nito. Nauunawaan naman ni Clyde ang sitwasyon ni Chloe gusto lamang nito mabigyan ng halaga at oras. Tanging siya lang ang kasama ng dalaga sa lahat ng oras. Pero paano kung isang araw ay malaman nila ang isng sikreto na nagkapalit sila ng tadhana dahil sa isang pagkkamali. Si Clyde ang totoong anak ni Don Robles,dahil sa desperadang kinilalang ina ni Clyde. Pinagpalit silang dalawa ni Chloe para maging maganda ang buhay ng kanyang anak na babae,dahil iniwan ito ng kanyang kinakasama. Sa sobrang galit ng Don ay pinalayas silang mag-ina ni Chloe. Nanirahan sila Chloe sa probinsiya at hindi na muling nagpakita pa kila Clyde at Don Robles dahil sa sobrang kahihiyan. Makalipas ang isnag taon kinuha si Chloe para maging isang modelo. Ang dating spoiled bratt, pasaway at kinaiinisan ng lahat ay natutong magpakumbaba, mapagpasensiya at natutong makuntento sa simpleng buhay. Sa muling pagttagpo ng kanilang landas ay isang bilyonaryo at CEO na si Clyde dahil ipinamana na sa kanya ang negosyo ng mga robles. Inimbitahan siya na maging modelo ng alak, kaya sexy ang theme ng magiging trabaho ni Chloe. At sa hindi niya inaasahan ay darating si Clyde para panoorin ang kanyang shoot. Sobra siyang nanliit sa kanyang sarili dahil halos ibilad na niya ang kanyang katawan.

Ritian got transmigrated inside the unfortunate land of excessive trees and barren sea of Cabato. Having his journey from being a pitiful scratch to a definite catch, he was with Wenren. A martial hero who foolishly lost his sense of sight; and propriety. Together they conquered big bosses. Piercing the armor of death himself and make a narrow escape hand in hand. They promised to dedicate themselves in protecting the other. There's one crucial thing that Ritian wanted to clear about their relationship though. "Wenren, do you want to sleep with me?" "I'm not gay." Indeed, this is a difficult thing. Ritian needed to cross this non-existent barrier between them. Because even if Wenren doesn't want to, he himself kept on dreaming about it.

Sabi nga ng iba... Love can be sad and love can be happy. Yena Suarez. Kung magkakaroon man ng katawan ang salitang 'maganda' ay siya na iyon. Noong walong taong gulang pa lamang siya ay alam na niya sa sarili niya na naka takda silang ikasal ng kaniyang matalik na kababata na si Nikko. Masaya naman sila noon, ngunit nang mag laon at namatay ang Ina ni Nikko ay doon nagbago ang pakikitungo nito sa kanya. Lalong lalo na ng malaman niyang may lihim na kasintahan pala si Nikko na matagal na palang ikinukubli nito sa kanya. Nadurog ang puso niya sa nalaman. Tinulungan siya ni Dwight, ang nakakatandang kapatid ni NikkoNikko sa labas. Doon niya pa mas nakilala si Dwight Collymore. Ngunit paano kaya kung malaman niya kung ano ang lihim na matagal ng ikinukubli rin ni Dwight sa dalaga? Paano kung... siya ang Adiksiyon niya?

They broke up in a wrong way. Joyce Clara thought that he will end up with her beloved one named Kurt. But fate is cruel, her heart shattered into pieces. But what if fate leads them back to each other again? What if she will wake up not being virgin anymore? And what if the one who devirginized her is her ex? What will happen to them after that?